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So wait, CM Punk is going on some silly reality show, and he also might end up getting wrecked again in the UFC? drat, what a letdown his post-WWE career has been.
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Strawberry Panda posted:It has to be CT, right? MoTY. On the last Challenge episode he said at first he was thinking this one might be his last, but now he feels like he's getting his second wind and he wants to do more. It choked me up a little bit.
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Taintrunner posted:So wait, CM Punk is going on some silly reality show, and he also might end up getting wrecked again in the UFC? It's way better than the alternative, him sitting on his couch and doing nothing.
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MassRafTer posted:It's way better than the alternative, him sitting on his couch and doing nothing. *takes another swig of Kambucha* I'm...I'm the greatest this city has ever seen. *burp*
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Apr 25, 2017 00:35
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The Miz is better than Punk in every way except getting punched in the face and submitted by Mickey Gall.
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Apr 25, 2017 00:56
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Anyone got the gif of the slow motion punch Punk threw at Gall before being taken down?
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DoctorGonzo posted:The Miz is better than Punk in every way except getting punched in the face and submitted by Mickey Gall. it didn't take The Miz 10 years of fooling around in an abandoned K-mart to figure out how to get the world to hate him.
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Apr 25, 2017 02:29
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Punk is the loving best and I'm glad he's doing something he loves
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Punk is the loving best and I'm glad he's doing something he loves Grinding himself down to a nub trying to fit into a sport he has no business in?
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Apr 25, 2017 02:39
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EverettLO posted:Grinding himself down to a nub trying to fit into a sport he has no business in? NEVER GIVE UP
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Apr 25, 2017 02:47
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Chromatic posted:
wait it was this https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/768598306624770050
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EverettLO posted:Grinding himself down to a nub trying to fit into a sport he has no business in? i was gonna say "getting punched in the face" but however you want to phrase it 
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Apr 25, 2017 02:51
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Punk is without question the worst athlete to ever get a UFC contract. I refuse to call him a fighter because you have to actually get offense first.
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Apr 25, 2017 02:56
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that's forrest griffin talking about the time he fought anderson silva and got obliterated, but punk did even worse than that
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Apr 25, 2017 03:08
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LobsterMobster posted:that's forrest griffin talking about the time he fought anderson silva and got obliterated, but punk did even worse than that Forrest beat some real good fighters though. Brooks is just pathetic.
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LobsterMobster posted:that's forrest griffin talking about the time he fought anderson silva and got obliterated, but punk did even worse than that maybe so, but the video and audio is now Official Phil "Cm Punk" Brooks Canon
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Chromatic posted:how long until he's back in wwe? i give it 2 years at this point I'm sure it has been discussed but I choose to believe that the whole thing is a work to build up a fat Phil M. Brooks return at wrestlemania in a year or 2.
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LobsterMobster posted:that's forrest griffin talking about the time he fought anderson silva and got obliterated, but punk did even worse than that I never saw this when you first made it but you should continue making MMA things forever just imo
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Apr 25, 2017 07:51
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The WwE announcers always made a big deal out of Punks Muay Thai background when he wrestled I just don't understand how he could be so bad
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oldpainless posted:The WwE announcers always made a big deal out of Punks Muay Thai background when he wrestled I just don't understand how he could be so bad it's my understanding that wrestling is Not Real and announcers have the responsibility of selling the illusion of legitimacy to wrestling enthusiasts. aside from that, fighting is nuanced beyond belief and becoming proficient at the professional level in both striking and grappling at the age of 100 with a lifetime of injuries is actually difficult and requires a lot of time. becoming proficient in both striking and grappling when you start as a child like gall is also difficult and requires a lot of time. hope this helps.
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It's still real to me dammit. 
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Ken Shamrock to this day would gently caress CM Punk up and god only knows what Ken Shamrock looks like in 2017
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Ken Shamrock to this day would gently caress CM Punk up and god only knows what Ken Shamrock looks like in 2017 he looks like a 60 year old man who found an unlimited supply of meth and extremely potent steroids
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a lot of people who've spent most of their lives training to become good at fighting and are incredibly athletic gifted are not even good enough to cut it in the ufc. every 0-2 guy who washes out was probably the toughest and most skilled guy at his gym, in his neighborhood, in whatever local promotions he was fighting in. and he lost to someone even better, who lost to someone even better, who lost to a guy who was so good that he got a title shot and was promptly crushed by jon jones. so really it's not that weird that punk sucks.
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Marching Powder posted:it's my understanding that wrestling is Not Real and announcers have the responsibility of selling the illusion of legitimacy to wrestling enthusiasts. do you want a woooooshh or durrrrrrr
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Apr 25, 2017 12:14
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CM Punk is going to follow the career of Tila Tequila at this rate.
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Lid posted:CM Punk is going to follow the career of Tila Tequila at this rate. I think being a killer android on robot chicken is a pretty good life goal.
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bradzilla posted:do you want a hahaha good call man i should have known that all the wrestling fans in the 140 pages prior to punk's abject humiliation by a young boy were now seasoned combat sports pros with realistic ideas about actual fighting
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Marching Powder posted:hahaha good call man i should have known that all the wrestling fans in the 140 pages prior to punk's abject humiliation by a young boy were now seasoned combat sports pros with realistic ideas about actual fighting lmao at trying to be smug about wrestling fans, you look like an even bigger jackass now
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Mr. Nice! posted:I think being a killer android on robot chicken is a pretty good life goal. Googled her to see what shes up to Literally a flat earth literal Nazi antisemite white supremacist Well That i didnt expect
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Marching Powder posted:hahaha good call man i should have known that all the wrestling fans in the 140 pages prior to punk's abject humiliation by a young boy were now seasoned combat sports pros with realistic ideas about actual fighting wrestling is fake, marks 
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bradzilla posted:lmao at trying to be smug about wrestling fans, you look like an even bigger jackass now just so we're clear the 100 odd pages believing that punk was unironically supposed to be competitive as a professional fighter were a ruse to trick me into thinking pro wrestling fans were by and large uneducated in the realities of fighting leading me to posting an earnest reply to a seemingly honest question?
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Lid posted:Googled her to see what shes up to Oh yeah she's absolutely batshit crazy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzsLxdiRF8
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Wrestling's real
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Marching Powder posted:just so we're clear the 100 odd pages believing that punk was unironically supposed to be competitive as a professional fighter were a ruse to trick me into thinking pro wrestling fans were by and large uneducated in the realities of fighting leading me to posting an earnest reply to a seemingly honest question? So you didn't read them?
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A kid at my school used to angrily explain that wrestlers were real athletes because of how many concussions they get from willingly jumping onto tables and eventually he wasn't allowed into PE anymore because of it.
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Marching Powder posted:just so we're clear the 100 odd pages believing that punk was unironically supposed to be competitive as a professional fighter were a ruse to trick me into thinking pro wrestling fans were by and large uneducated in the realities of fighting leading me to posting an earnest reply to a seemingly honest question? lol what thread are you reading dude? Pretty much all the wrestling fans were agreeing that Punk was going to get his rear end handed to him.
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