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Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I have long believed man created pugs as a breed to show our dominance of nature.

We took a wolf, one of the great terrors of early man, the beast that stole our children from the woods, and we said "let's turn it into a weird slug that can't breathe right"

Don't forget, if they sneeze too hard their eye can pop out. I don't know if that's just a pug-owner urban legend, I'm still wary of it. Little fuckers have their revenge though, their anal glands need to be palpated every so often or they'll spread a rotten fish stench all over the upholstery.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:39

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# ? May 12, 2024 20:00

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

Dubious posted:

here's my first doggo, he died in 2007. He died a 16 year old lab.

What a champion. Labs are the perfect creation

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:41

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

That sounds pretty normal for a purebred, depressingly.

A purebred pug sure. My uncle raised collies for years and they all seemed to be super healthy and friendly and awesome.

The ones he kept did get to run around on a farm and do a little herding work so maybe that had something to do with things.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:43

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I have long believed man created pugs as a breed to show our dominance of nature.

We took a wolf, one of the great terrors of early man, the beast that stole our children from the woods, and we said "let's turn it into a weird slug that can't breathe right"

Behold, from the line of Smilodon Fatalis

I know domesticated cats didn't come from sabertooth tigers

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Apr 25, 2017

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:42

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Real talk if you want to see a cat humanity created for its own amusement check out dwarf cats

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:43

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Kalli posted:

Wait, seriously I missed musicals chat?

I mean, I love Les Mis, both the original London and Broadway casts, 1776 is a lot of fun, especially the movie version. Camelot I loved as a kid, but I think it's probably faded a bit over time. Jesus Christ Superstar is really fantastic. The 70's version is definitely more about Black rights with how it potrays Judas while the 2000's version is more about the issues of aging homosexuals trying to maintain relevance around a bunch of young kids. Loved Hair and Hairspray, and watched A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum like dozens of times as a kid.

Never liked the loving "rustic" musicals like Oklahoma, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, poo poo like that. I think I just have no attachement to romantic views of the old west though.

The London cast of Les Mis is pretty much the defining, classic musical in my eyes. It's perfect up and down. It sucks that Les Mis is such an easy answer to "what's your favorite musical" but it really does stand a league above almost everything else.

Also shout out to hating Oklahoma and somesuch. I appreciate it for it's place in history but if I never saw those musicals again, it would be too soon.

Rent is also very bad and I'm mad it ever became a thing. gently caress RENT.

Blitz7x posted:

Does Book of Mormon count because it was incredible.

I also like Wicked and Les Mis

Book of Mormon is a legit musical masterpiece.

swickles posted:

Avenue Q is good too. The guy who made Avenue Q was inspired to do so by South Park. Matt and Trey said Avenue Q inspired them to make Book of Mormon.

I think they all worked together. Also the people behind Avenue Q helped put together the musical episode of Scrubs.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:48

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Hamilton great. Rent bad. Guys and Dolls probably the best.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:51

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Dubious posted:

i can't have a dog because i am not home enough to give one proper love so therefore i have two cats and they're loving assholes

Please post cat pictures. tia

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:51

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Shangri-Law School posted:

Hamilton great. Rent bad. Guys and Dolls probably the best.

The best what? Cuz I know you ain't talking musicals. (It's great, though).

Still gotta watch Hamilton...

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:51

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dancer in the dark and pennies from heaven :colbert:

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:51

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Also once, gently caress yeah once

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:53

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

MrLogan posted:

Please post cat pictures. tia

Not a good picture, but the only one I've gotten of the two of them together, this is the closest they've come to a cessation of hostilities since the dog moved in 18 months ago.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 00:59

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

MrLogan posted:

Please post cat pictures. tia

ok, here is mommy's little shitheads

# ? Apr 25, 2017 01:15

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Chromatic, you are retweeting a lot of Steve Austin today. Are you okay? Do you need some whoop rear end?

# ? Apr 25, 2017 01:17

Bill Dungsroman: Nov 24, 2006

My little rear end in a top hat Reese (like the peanut butter cup)

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

we postin cattes itt?!

collage my wife made of Jasmine, our kitty who suddenly passed away last month. She was weird as poo poo but the sweetest drat cat.

This is Riley. As I was posting this he sprinted onto the patio to catch a bird but sprinted back into the house when it flew away. Because that scared him.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:10

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

No Irish Need Imply posted:

The best what? Cuz I know you ain't talking musicals. (It's great, though).

Still gotta watch Hamilton...

It's not my favorite (that'd be Les Mis), but it's chock-full of classics and great in every aspect. I'd consider it the quintessential musical.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:22

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Shangri-Law School posted:

It's not my favorite (that'd be Les Mis), but it's chock-full of classics and great in every aspect. I'd consider it the quintessential musical.

Definitely, my man! :hfive:

Also it's a movie musical and very not traditional but I remembered how awesome An American in Paris is the other day. The closing number alone, ooooooo.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:29

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

hamilton is trash

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

In a period of incomparable creative bankruptcy in musical theatre I cannot really criticize Hamilton which is at least an original concept in form and execution

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:41

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I don't wanna see Hamilton because it seems like the kind of thing that's trying to trick me into learning something. :colbert:

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:44

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Quiet Feet posted:

I don't wanna see Hamilton because it seems like the kind of thing that's trying to trick me into learning something.

it's basically glee plus an american history color book

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:54

Bill Dungsroman: Nov 24, 2006

This is Stormy but he ran away

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:57

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

FizFashizzle posted:

it's basically glee plus an american history color book

wow someone's mad they didnt get a second audition

# ? Apr 25, 2017 02:57

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Mel Mudkiper posted:

wow someone's mad they didnt get a second audition

actually im about to apply for PA school

one day you'll be on my OR table and when no one's looking I'll slice an artery and as everyone scrambles to figure out why your blood pressure is dropping so quickly i'll lean next to your ear and whisper dude, it's prom

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:05

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

FizFashizzle posted:

actually im about to apply for PA school

one day you'll be on my OR table and when no one's looking I'll slice an artery and as everyone scrambles to figure out why your blood pressure is dropping so quickly i'll lean next to your ear and whisper dude, it's prom

50ccs of gluten, stat!

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:09

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

FizFashizzle posted:

actually im about to apply for PA school

one day you'll be on my OR table and when no one's looking I'll slice an artery and as everyone scrambles to figure out why your blood pressure is dropping so quickly i'll lean next to your ear and whisper dude, it's prom

This thread is really good sometimes.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:11

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

FizFashizzle posted:

actually im about to apply for PA school

one day you'll be on my OR table and when no one's looking I'll slice an artery and as everyone scrambles to figure out why your blood pressure is dropping so quickly i'll lean next to your ear and whisper dude, it's prom

You honestly think no one will notice the giant pool of arterial blood?

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:12

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

swickles posted:

You honestly think no one will notice the giant pool of arterial blood?

If Fiz can't distract one small OR with his spectacular rear end, what's that diet for?

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:13

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

swickles posted:

You honestly think no one will notice the giant pool of arterial blood?

listen you used an OR scenario to make an ephebophilia joke don't loving judge me

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:15

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

swickles posted:

You honestly think no one will notice the giant pool of arterial blood?

ugh pack it up dad's here

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:17

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

swickles posted:

You honestly think no one will notice the giant pool of arterial blood?

the first part of his plan is to get Joe Thornton, Joe Pavelski and Patrick Marleau to distract the other people in the OR.

a three-headed Shark attack

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:18

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Spoeank posted:

the first part of his plan is to get Joe Thornton, Joe Pavelski and Patrick Marleau to distract the other people in the OR.

a three-headed Shark attack

get this hockey poo poo out of here

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:19

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

FizFashizzle posted:

actually im about to apply for PA school

one day you'll be on my OR table and when no one's looking I'll slice an artery and as everyone scrambles to figure out why your blood pressure is dropping so quickly i'll lean next to your ear and whisper dude, it's prom

No joke I saw three-headed shark attack on netflix and was like "How ironically would I be willing to watch this?"

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:23

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Mel Mudkiper posted:

No joke I saw three-headed shark attack on netflix and was like "How ironically would I be willing to watch this?"

its bad dont

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:25

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

FizFashizzle posted:

its bad dont

Do you get eaten by the three headed shark and if so whats the time stamp

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:26

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Do you get eaten by the three headed shark and if so whats the time stamp

not gonna spoil

i also don't know how this forum never picked up on +1

that movie has way more ridiculous scenes with me in them

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:27

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

FizFashizzle posted:

not gonna spoil

i also don't know how this forum never picked up on +1

that movie has way more ridiculous scenes with me in them

It doesn;t stand out like "atlanta zombies" or "Three headed shark attack"

I figured it was a teenage sex comedy but now imdb is telling me there is something about a meteor and a space virus?

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:29

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It doesn;t stand out like "atlanta zombies" or "Three headed shark attack"

I figured it was a teenage sex comedy but now imdb is telling me there is something about a meteor and a space virus?

nyt loving loved it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tN0Bl7L-GE

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:31

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# ? May 12, 2024 20:00

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

FizFashizzle posted:

actually im about to apply for PA school

one day you'll be on my OR table and when no one's looking I'll slice an artery and as everyone scrambles to figure out why your blood pressure is dropping so quickly i'll lean next to your ear and whisper dude, it's prom

PA's can do surgery? That's interesting!

# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:32

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