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jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

I was going to ask how Rocket will fit in but uhh :gonk:

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Rocket watched empire strikes back and got some ideas

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Raskolnikov38 posted:

assuming ronan isn't dead (which he totally is) couldn't they just tie down his comatose rear end to the outside? he apparently doesn't need to breathe

That would totally ruin the aerodynamics of the space ship.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



jyrque posted:

I was going to ask how Rocket will fit in but uhh :gonk:

He'll just climb inside Ronan like he did the sentry.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
And spider man will tear his head I mean access port open

It's genius in its simplicity

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I just want to say that this is the best thread on the forums. Like it isn't even close.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Push El Burrito posted:

I just want to say that this is the best thread on the forums. Like it isn't even close.

I would like to note that SOMEONE voted it under a 5.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Didn't Spider-Man rip Rocket's ship in half when they first met?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



he took the door off I think

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Finally, we get to see Ronan being worked like a puppet!

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, remember the last one had amazing poo poo like Jonah sleeping next to a shotgun, Pete and Scott forced to ride the subway, Pete forgetting that a much larger spider than him ALSO has the proportionate strength and speed of a spider etc.

I've converted 3 or 4 people into Newspaper Spiderman fans with the fights-an-actual-spider strip. It's perfect.

Begemot posted:

Peter getting shrunk to spider-size and trying to fight a spider was a legit amazing gag, perfectly delivered.

See?! Yes!

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Kalli posted:

He'll just climb inside Ronan like he did the sentry.

Which was pictured yes

But hey, it's NSM: the pod will grow in size between days with room enough for Pete and MJ as well.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Good on MJ, dont put up with his garbage talk.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Good on MJ, dont put up with his garbage talk.

Yes fed him air....

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Synthbuttrange posted:



Good on MJ, dont put up with his garbage talk.

OK Rocket, but if you're going to leave the trunk popped and his feet sticking out you really should put a red flag on there

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Lamont Cranston posted:

OK Rocket, but if you're going to leave the trunk popped and his feet sticking out you really should put a red flag on there

Shocked he has not added the tag to his toe yet, or removed the feet to make sure he could close it. Yes Spider-man the Kree can regrow their limbs

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Holy poo poo. They are actually implying Rocket killed Ronan, and is bullshitting Spidey and MJ.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

And after taking a moment to mark it as part of his territory, Rocket entered his ship and left Earth.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Synthbuttrange posted:

Good on MJ, dont put up with his garbage talk.

You mean "radium prospector's delight talk".

Otherkinsey Scale fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Apr 25, 2017

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:



Good on MJ, dont put up with his garbage talk.

So...where is Rocket going to fit into the ship?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Ride it into space like the nuke of Dr. Strangelove fame, swinging Ronan's helmet like a cowboy hat.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
those feet just sticking out :xd:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
The obvious solution:

Rocket programs his own ship on autopilot to fly Ronan into the sun to the space-jail.

Rocket steals Ronan's ship and rides home in style.

The Universal Weapon remains on the ground in the desert. Some hick finds it, and thinks it makes him the new Thor.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



redbackground posted:

those feet just sticking out :xd:

I really, really hope he comes to, and starts trying to wander off like a goddamned walking egg.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Holy poo poo. They are actually implying Rocket killed Ronan, and is bullshitting Spidey and MJ.

Come to think of it, yeah, the entire explanation was "he can be unconscious with no harm without any air". So suggesting there's a reason to give him more air than he's getting now means it's all bunk and he's deader than 616-Spidey's marriage.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Come to think of it, yeah, the entire explanation was "he can be unconscious with no harm without any air". So suggesting there's a reason to give him more air than he's getting now means it's all bunk and he's deader than 616-Spidey's marriage.

I guess it could be that Kree air = good, Earth air = unconscious and no air = dead. Although his feet are sticking out of the spaceship, so he'll probably freeze to death regardless.

e: Oh wait, his helmet is going to give him Kree air? Yeah, he's definitely dead.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I thought Rocket kicked away the Kree Helmet sixteen months ago?

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I thought Rocket kicked away the Kree Helmet sixteen months ago?

Electromagnets :science:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Okay okay it said 'make a move' originally.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't go Rocket, don't go :cry:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
MJ is really....REALLY into Rocket in that first panel.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

And Peter seems pretty into the idea

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



mind the walrus posted:

And Peter seems pretty into the idea

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I appreciate that Rocket's looking her in the eyes :3:

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Well don't YOU want your wife making out with a midget racoon mutant that rolled around in garbage just a few hours ago and is high off shrooms he just stole from a robot?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Here it is. The moment you've been waiting for this entire crossover.

The Guardians of the Galaxy show up.
































Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Starlord looks suspiciously like John Constantine.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Oops on that Drax coloring.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

I'm oddly upset they didn't get confused and list the original Guardians from the 70s/80s.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I loving love that Drax. The wrong colors all over, the underpants, the mystery bazooka/random pipe in his hand...

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