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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

wasn't that literally kramer's excuse too? that he was just trying to be as OUTRAGEOUS as possible and in the heat of the moment he made a poor choice?

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

echinopsis posted:

i assembled a power cage in my garage 2nyte

SQUAT

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sagebrush posted:

wasn't that literally kramer's excuse too? that he was just trying to be as OUTRAGEOUS as possible and in the heat of the moment he made a poor choice?

yeah, his stand-up wasn't going over well and he was getting heckled and he just lost his poo poo trying to be as mean to the hecklers as possible

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Get that trash out of here.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band


The Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology Center says their device, which has been sold to clinics in the US, Germany, Russia and France, simulates the temperature and feel of the female sexual organ, and is the most user friendly way of collecting samples for sperm donation or for those needing fertility advice. Jim Drury reports.

Reuters reports about 10,000 of the $13,000 devices are sold annually. The SW-3701 sperm collector's official product page reveals technical parameters, among other things.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

m8 belieb me i plan to

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

prefect posted:

simulates the temperature and feel of the female sexual organ, and is the most user friendly way of collecting samples for sperm donation or for those needing fertility advice.

fuc-

ah poo poo

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

I like the side handles so you can really go to town on it.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



$13,000 for a gently caress machine sounds good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTU5tSufu0

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

duTrieux. posted:

overwatch is fun but the community has finally started to poison it. i'm surprised that it's taken this long, to be honest.

overwatch has always been hella casual which makes it a great attractor for that kind of person.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

B- not animated

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Shaggar posted:

overwatch has always been hella casual which makes it a great attractor for that kind of person.

yeah, if there's one thing hardcore gamers are known for it's their tolerance

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
I don't ever remember people spamming friend of the family in chat in tribes.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I did this years ago. don't click cause it's goatse

:nws: :nws: https://streamable.com/s/8srwn/vbtqgd :nws: :nws:

lmao

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Shaggar posted:

I don't ever remember people spamming friend of the family in chat in tribes.

or unreal tournament or tacops

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
bf1 doesn't even have mute/ignore/report lol

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Shaggar posted:

I don't ever remember people spamming friend of the family in chat in tribes.

:nws: and LOUD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0

n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
internet war... has changed

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
lol if you allow public voice chat in any game ever

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

The year is 20xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-HcIopWGE8

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Should have been 20XX for maximum cyberpunk

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Vintersorg posted:

:nws: and LOUD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0

n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word n-word

yeah that's what we're talking about. overwatch is for casual scum who tend to be little kids

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

haveblue posted:

lol if you allow any type of chat in any game ever

ftfy

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
i haven't played online multiplayer in any game since basically diablo 1, or else diablo 2 if you count dorm lan, and i never got into mmos

i am just about to finish horizon zero dawn and it is a v. good game with a great story well told. not everything is perfect but that's what sequels are for

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003



Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
i guess you could count journey against my gold star singleplayer status but the point of the game initially was that it was a surprise that it was a pseudo-mmo

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
this really loving ruled btw

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX_pF03vCSU

happens to feature the girl who voices the main character in hzd

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Kenny Logins posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX_pF03vCSU

happens to feature the girl who voices the main character in hzd

rofl

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Kenny Logins posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX_pF03vCSU

happens to feature the girl who voices the main character in hzd

lol

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
future of vr, extremely nsfw:
https://gfycat.com/GloomyFlashyAsiaticlesserfreshwaterclam

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
those last 5-10 seconds are extremely lol

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

prefect posted:



The Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology Center says their device, which has been sold to clinics in the US, Germany, Russia and France, simulates the temperature and feel of the female sexual organ, and is the most user friendly way of collecting samples for sperm donation or for those needing fertility advice. Jim Drury reports.

Reuters reports about 10,000 of the $13,000 devices are sold annually. The SW-3701 sperm collector's official product page reveals technical parameters, among other things.

just remember that when you gently caress the bowling score computer you dont just gently caress the bowling score computer but you gently caress everyone the bowling score computer has ever hosed

so we need a new phrase because eskimo brother is a problematic and b doesnt really apply to an automatic suck machine

brunswick brother maybe

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Shaggar posted:

I don't ever remember people spamming friend of the family in chat in tribes.

graph posted:

or unreal tournament or tacops

bots weren't programmed to chat in these games

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe
tell you this much if that was the scoring computer at my local lanes my average would go way down

throw balls like a teenage girl after that thing emptied me out

ball velocity way down

itll be the combination sport of the twenties like chessboxing

figure out some kind of algorithm to score speed volume and sperm count of ejaculate when combined with three games of bowling

womens league would be weird

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

yeah, his stand-up wasn't going over well and he was getting heckled and he just lost his poo poo trying to be as mean to the hecklers as possible

if you've been around it a lot you can tell when a person is, um, practiced at saiyin the n word

michael richards certainly uses it on the reg

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

in louisiana you're expected to check over your shoulders and keep it to a low volume so that you're respectful to your coworkers who might not be chanting the n word w/ you

https://twitter.com/reddit_tweeters/status/856612039917273088

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/856717463693574145

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