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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!
"Hey prez do you want to do a run through on how to pronounce some of these words before you go out there? Elie Wiesel's first name? How to pronounce nazi? No? Ok"

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

punchymcpunch posted:

u can leda swan to water but you cant make it impregnate a woman with the children of zeus, noted otherkin nazifur rapist

my favorite story is when Zeus fell into someone's lap as a golden shower

probably Trump's too

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

I've been out for a few days, could someone please catch me up on everything that happened between "it's too stupid," "A Pro-Trump Movie," and this morning?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
terrible
just a terrible death march
lots of death!
terrible!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
"Trump now great president" is some boring msm poo poo, but legitimate grudging respect for the handler(s) who got him to be able to give such a speech so far and for not letting Bannon et al obfuscate this.

Pronunciation notwithstanding.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Father Wendigo posted:

I've been out for a few days, could someone please catch me up on everything that happened between "it's too stupid," "A Pro-Trump Movie," and this morning?

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/

take some gd initiative u milk drinker

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

holy poo poo

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

mlmp08 posted:

"Trump now great president" is some boring msm poo poo, but legitimate grudging respect for the handler(s) who got him to be able to give such a speech so far and for not letting Bannon et al obfuscate this.

I'm willing to bet this was Kush's doing.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Which horse tranquilizer is he on today?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

crazy cloud posted:

only if it's gluten-free

take ur pick

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

mlmp08 posted:

"Trump now great president" is some boring msm poo poo, but legitimate grudging respect for the handler(s) who got him to be able to give such a speech so far and for not letting Bannon et al obfuscate this.

I know it's not a press event but it makes me sad he won't be taking questions afterwards

can you imagine

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/856869572271636480

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

mlmp08 posted:

"Trump now great president" is some boring msm poo poo, but legitimate grudging respect for the handler(s) who got him to be able to give such a speech so far and for not letting Bannon et al obfuscate this.

Pronunciation notwithstanding.

Boo this man

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
"love will conquer hate"
lmaoo who wrote this speech

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
trump is a hero like the light of the holocaust

very good, very good *nods*

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012

What next? Can they subpoena the documents?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
*nods increasing in intensity and frequency until my head pops off and chatters across the floor into the hallway*

*spurts of blood write on the ceiling "thank u cumpt"*

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Chaffetz just said that Flynn took money from Russia.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

PerilPastry posted:

What next? Can they subpoena the documents?

They can but something tells me short of the Sargent at Arms marching down there and beating people senseless with the mace that they're not gonna get anything

e: more likely scenario is someone leaks

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
Very presidential. Glad to finally see the pivot.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



can you imagine trying to find a guy to hold down 16 full time jobs simultaneously and deciding a guy named The Kushmeister was the only one with the work ethic necessary

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!
i'm sure this question has been asked to death but why don't his handlers/Ivanka put the bronzer over his eye area

he looks like a reverse raccoon

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

That DICK! posted:

Boo this man

You can respect that which you dislike.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Chokes McGee posted:

why goose and horse though

like

that's very very specific to be on a poster decrying abominations against God of all stripes

look at this bigot, just look at AARGHHHHH *turns ssj88*

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

the fact that either is presumed to be a job factory is pretty dumb

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

lorn Wayne posted:

look at this bigot, just look at AARGHHHHH *turns ssj88*

*checks post count*

i...it's over 5 million :stonk:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FAUXTON posted:

Can squizzle point the power rangers canon cannon at the succc zone for an afternoon

i post about buttigieg in the succzone

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

mdemone posted:

Chaffetz just said that Flynn took money from Russia.

:stonk:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

punchymcpunch posted:

can you imagine trying to find a guy to hold down 16 full time jobs simultaneously and deciding a guy named The Kushmeister was the only one with the work ethic necessary

you dont know the sacrifice

of having to spend so much time NOT going to starbucks

being unable to say six times a day "kushner, like the weed" before putting on sunglasses

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tenderjerk posted:

i'm sure this question has been asked to death but why don't his handlers/Ivanka put the bronzer over his eye area

he looks like a reverse raccoon

I think it's the eyebrows, they are so unruly that they will not allow it.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

anime was right posted:

the fact that either is presumed to be a job factory is pretty dumb

the fact that anyone credits the president for job growth is insanely dumb

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tenderjerk posted:

i'm sure this question has been asked to death but why don't his handlers/Ivanka put the bronzer over his eye area

he looks like a reverse raccoon

it maintains the fiction that its a natural bahaman tan and he was wearing goggles or raymond bans or whatev

Serf
May 5, 2011



i mean he's not wrong, trump has been president since nov 9

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

mlmp08 posted:

You can respect that which you dislike.

what is this d&d poo poo

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

mlmp08 posted:

You can respect that which you dislike.

A take so hot it's Cillizzalin'

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mlmp08 posted:

"Trump now great president" is some boring msm poo poo, but legitimate grudging respect for the handler(s) who got him to be able to give such a speech so far and for not letting Bannon et al obfuscate this.

Pronunciation notwithstanding.

I don't think Trump deserves respect for not denying the Holocaust while at the Holocaust center.

I think that's kinda the baseline

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

mdemone posted:

Chaffetz just said that Flynn took money from Russia.

"...and that's okay." was the followup, right?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mlmp08 posted:

You can respect that which you dislike.

:chloe:

i aint goin for this MILK-toast rear end bipartisan bullshit

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

mdemone posted:

Chaffetz just said that Flynn took money from Russia.

Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn did not disclose payments for a 2015 speech in Moscow in his security clearance application for 2016, the top Democrat on the House Oversight Committee told reporters Tuesday.

Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md.) and Oversight Chairman Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) sent a request last month to the White House and federal agencies seeking the security clearance applications. Cummings said the White House declined in a letter to provide requested information about Flynn to the Oversight panel.

Flynn resigned as national security adviser after it became clear he had misled his colleagues about the nature of his phone calls with Russia's ambassador.

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Guy Goodbody posted:

I don't think Trump deserves respect for not denying the Holocaust while at the Holocaust center.

I think that's kinda the baseline

you are beyond the reach of god here

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