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Trump is an incredible champion of supporting families, especially his own. Well, mainly his own.
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The funny thing is that homophobes do way more "gay" poo poo in public than actual homosexuals. When I was deployed in the Army, the motor pool dudes did the most homosexual poo poo all the time to each other; slapping asses, dry humping people when they were bent over, talking about their "deployment bitch, LOL". Then they would talk about how they could never work with someone they thought was gay. I told them I work with them all the time, and it doesn't bother me at all. They did not like that.
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Apr 25, 2017 16:54
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Remember when Ivanka was going to stay out of politics and "just be a mom"? Lol what a complete piece of poo poo.
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Apr 25, 2017 16:55
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ElGroucho posted:The funny thing is that homophobes do way more "gay" poo poo in public than actual homosexuals. It could be proven that all homophobes are latently homosexual (or bisexual) and are only so loud about it because of self-loathing. Except you can't pray the gay away.
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Apr 25, 2017 16:58
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Apr 25, 2017 17:02
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Steve, you're fired!
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Apr 25, 2017 17:07
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Apr 25, 2017 17:10
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Can't wait for Trump to claim he has no idea who Steve Bannon is in like, two months
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Apr 25, 2017 17:09
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Knight posted:making them wait or go through unnecessary and costly procedures to buy guns Those are state/local laws though, unless their definition of an onerous wait is half an hour and their definition of costly is $25.
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Apr 25, 2017 17:12
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haljordan posted:Remember when Ivanka was going to stay out of politics and "just be a mom"? Lol what a complete piece of poo poo. she had to reign in her literally-demented president dad, or he would eventually be loving up so hard he'd be hurting the Trump company, either by tarnishing the brand or by opening his mouth at the wrong time and exposing it's dirty secrets
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Apr 25, 2017 17:14
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Tumble posted:she had to reign in her literally-demented president dad, or he would eventually be loving up so hard he'd be hurting the Trump company, either by tarnishing the brand or by opening his mouth at the wrong time and exposing it's dirty secrets You'd think the first lady would do something like that.
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Apr 25, 2017 17:16
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Tumble posted:she had to reign in her literally-demented president dad, or he would eventually be loving up so hard he'd be hurting the Trump company, either by tarnishing the brand or by opening his mouth at the wrong time and exposing it's dirty secrets LOL i have no loving sympathy i hope her trust fund uterus prolapses and falls out while she's on stage and it hits her dad in his stupid face because he was sniffing her crotch at a state dinner maybe that will be enough to tarnish the brand
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Apr 25, 2017 17:17
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Tumble posted:she had to reign in her literally-demented president dad, or he would eventually be loving up so hard he'd be hurting the Trump company, either by tarnishing the brand or by opening his mouth at the wrong time and exposing it's dirty secrets She's a grifting piece of poo poo just like her dad. Remember when she tried to be a white house employee with a security clearance while trying to claim she wasn't actually an employee? gently caress her.
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Apr 25, 2017 17:19
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Tumble posted:so they're constantly afraid they're gonna be in church one day and just pull down some dudes pants and underwear and start sucking dick Same, except I'm not afraid
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Apr 25, 2017 17:20
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Ivankas voice really bothers me. She has that fake way of speaking that's really off-putting like Ted Cruz
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Apr 25, 2017 17:26
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It's really weird how executive orders were an abuse of power and a sign of poor leadership for the last eight years but now for some reason they're cool and good and something to be bragged about.
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Apr 25, 2017 17:29
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Same, except I'm not afraid https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrbmW6HN1Rw
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Apr 25, 2017 17:29
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I lol'd at this one pretty hard. Imagine being a canadian dairy farmer and waking up to this lol.
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Apr 25, 2017 17:34
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haljordan posted:Can't wait for Trump to claim he has no idea who Steve Bannon is in like, two months "Oh me and Steve are great friends, really tremendous guy. I have a lot of respect for Steve. He's a great guy. I don't know who he is and I don't think he had anything to do with my administration, that's what they're saying. I just had lunch with him the other day, and we made a lot of great deals. Steve is a very very bad (or sick!) man and the fake news is saying I'm friends with him. SAD"
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Apr 25, 2017 17:36
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Chinatown posted:I lol'd at this one pretty hard. I think I heard an actual story on this on NPR a few days ago, so its a thing I guess.
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Apr 25, 2017 17:43
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quote:Asked about the 100-day plan by The Associated Press last Friday, Mr. Trump brushed it off, saying, “Somebody put out the concept of a 100-day plan.” He seemed to have forgotten that he personally recorded a video during the transition repeating the 100-day promises. Lmao Trump is president
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Apr 25, 2017 17:48
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Chinatown posted:I lol'd at this one pretty hard. Canadian dairy farmers have their supply managed by the government, to keep the practice (very) profitable. He's not entirely wrong about this one, sorry for ruining the lols.
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Apr 25, 2017 17:51
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Apr 25, 2017 17:54
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Canadian dairy farmers have their supply managed by the government, to keep the practice (very) profitable. its a huge lol the POTUS is paying attention to something this specific lol
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Apr 25, 2017 17:56
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Chinatown posted:its a huge lol the POTUS is paying attention to something this specific Its NAFTA so yes. Plenty of other lols out there folks!
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Apr 25, 2017 18:01
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Canadian dairy farmers have their supply managed by the government, to keep the practice (very) profitable. dairy farmers in the US dump milk stock all the time, and the USDA actually buys surplus cheese when too much of it gets made. it's a weird market here as well Tumble fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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Apr 25, 2017 18:03
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haljordan posted:Remember when Ivanka was going to stay out of politics and "just be a mom"? Lol what a complete piece of poo poo. she is being a mom, she's corralling a temper throwing toddler every day it's just that the toddler is actually her dad, lol
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Apr 25, 2017 18:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Dop7haDnY Stephen Colbert's monologue from last night basically rehashes a ton of the jokes we made about (unintelligible) but was still great one of his best monologues, definitely worth checking out
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Apr 25, 2017 18:04
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"I got an idea for the wall. Trump can just lie, and say he built it. His supporters will believe him, and the rest of us can save the 30 or so billion dollars for something else." That's probably the best thing I've read in a while! Definitely gave me some lololos.
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Apr 25, 2017 18:12
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Tumble posted:dairy farmers in the US dump milk stock all the time, and the USDA actually buys surplus cheese when too much of it gets made. My old man told me about a period in the 60s or 70s where the dairy industry produced so much milk that the government forced dairy companies to convert all the excess to American cheese and it was bascially given out for free at supermarkets by the pound. Our market is like that today, but with lols
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Apr 25, 2017 18:13
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There'd be more demand for real cheese if people stopped eating garbage chemical processed yellow crap
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Apr 25, 2017 18:15
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Egbert Souse posted:There'd be more demand for real cheese if people stopped eating garbage chemical processed yellow crap So you're saying the pisstape is real?
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Apr 25, 2017 18:19
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I'm sure there is not an american alive that would want a cold healthcare over a fresh wall. Let the VOTERS!!!! spend what they want!...LOL..Come on out to Trumpie's!
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Apr 25, 2017 18:22
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:Ivankas voice really bothers me. She has that fake way of speaking that's really off-putting like Ted Cruz She's just like her dad, but she strings complete sentences together. She doesn't really say anything, and her tons of plastic surgery and dental work make her look like and sound like an android. Don't fall for the "she's reigning him in" bullshit narrative. She's just there as a smokescreen.
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Apr 25, 2017 18:28
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Did he call Wisconsin a border state?
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Apr 25, 2017 18:46
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TotalLossBrain posted:Did he call Wisconsin a border state? Lol yup Phoneposting, hope this url doesn't gently caress up. https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/856905909561303041
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Apr 25, 2017 18:52
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Nobody knew basic American geography would be this hard!
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Apr 25, 2017 18:56
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Doesn't know where the Carl Vinsson or Wisconsin is, but wants to land on Mars in under 3 years. Reach for the stars (with your tiny hands), Donald!
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Apr 25, 2017 18:57
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TotalLossBrain posted:Doesn't know where the Carl Vinsson or Wisconsin is, but wants to land on Mars in under 3 years. Reach for the stars (with your tiny hands), Donald! I bet if he had to point at a picture of our solar system and point out Mars he would pick Jupiter because it's the biglyest and Mars is the biglyest deal for the space people who drink pee
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TotalLossBrain posted:Did he call Wisconsin a border state? Well you can get there by boat!
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