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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Rexroom posted:

You like wild, hard to verify rumors? How's this for size:

https://twitter.com/Dystify/status/856906915871432704

Please no, that stupid game is the most overrated nostalgic garbage ever.

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Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

One of the main reasons Square said they were making that was to help the sales of the PS4.

I guess they could make the port lovely on Switch.

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!
lol if you think that's going to come out for anything before 2025

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Rexroom posted:

You like wild, hard to verify rumors? How's this for size:

https://twitter.com/Dystify/status/856906915871432704

By the time that comes out we'll be on Switch U.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Lakbay posted:

lol if you think that's going to come out for anything before 2025

They still haven't shown anything past the drat Guard Scorpion at the end of FFVII's tutorial.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

parallelodad posted:

By the time that comes out we'll be on Switch U.

Note: the Switch U will be an add-on accessory for the original Switch.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Note: the Switch U will be an add-on accessory for the original Switch.

It slides over the top of the switch onto both joycon slots and has it's own slots where you can place your original joycons. Has a second screen that is 1080p, extra processor and gpu, and it's own battery. Fits in the dock no problem.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

LethalGeek posted:

Please no, that stupid game is the most overrated nostalgic garbage ever.

PLEASE! Do not talk about botw, mario kart 8 deluxe and mario odyssey like that.

Lord Wexia
Sep 27, 2005

Boo zombie apocalypse.
Hooray beer!
Just give me access to all of Square's SNES catalog. For some reason having a handheld console has made me want a long-form jRPG.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Lakbay posted:

lol if you think that's going to come out for anything before 2025

Square-Enix's forecast thing says it and KH3 are coming in 2018.

Dragon Quest 11 Switch was nowhere on that forecast so :rip:

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Phantasium posted:

They still haven't shown anything past the drat Guard Scorpion at the end of FFVII's tutorial.
I think that's as far as I've ever played in FF7 anyway.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Rexroom posted:

You like wild, hard to verify rumors? How's this for size:

https://twitter.com/Dystify/status/856906915871432704

You can't fit Final Fantasy on cartridges! You need the space of a cd rom!

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Rexroom posted:

You like wild, hard to verify rumors? How's this for size:

https://twitter.com/Dystify/status/856906915871432704

I'm predicting that the Switch version will be the only one that gets released in the end and all others are canceled

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

Phantasium posted:

They still haven't shown anything past the drat Guard Scorpion at the end of FFVII's tutorial.

That's the entirety of the remake and they're going to charge $60

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The Switch is dyin, Cloud.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Note: the Switch U will be an add-on accessory for the original Switch.

Actually, it will be an accessory for the Wii.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Lord Wexia posted:

Just give me access to all of Square's SNES catalog. For some reason having a handheld console has made me want a long-form jRPG.

Same. I didn't find Earthbound to be comfortable on 3DS but playing it and Chrono Trigger/Mario RPG on Switch will own.

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES
I've played that demo of the teris game for a couple hours and realise I'm bad at it. How do I get gud?

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

SeANMcBAY posted:

Same. I didn't find Earthbound to be comfortable on 3DS but playing it and Chrono Trigger/Mario RPG on Switch will own.

That's because the 3DS is like the least comfortable Gameboy yet. The switch is way better on the ol' digits

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

pippy posted:

I've played that demo of the teris game for a couple hours and realise I'm bad at it. How do I get gud?

literally just practice and maybe watch some youtube vids on strategy

puyo and tetris are easy to pick up and play, but really hard to master.

i certainly haven't. im bad.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

I clap and get excited like a literal child when I accidentally make 4-chains

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

I clap and get excited like a literal child when I accidentally make 4-chains

thats what I love about games, it makes me feel like I'm a kid again. Nintendo seems to do the best at bringing out that feeling too

Wendell
May 11, 2003

LethalGeek posted:

Please no, that stupid game is the most overrated nostalgic garbage ever.

Oh, you must have seen the second half of the rumour where all Switch owners are forced to buy it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


FF7 is going to be a firmware update and you won't be able to play anything else until you finish it.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Wendell posted:

Oh, you must have seen the second half of the rumour where all Switch owners are forced to buy it.
Just practicing needlessly getting worked up about things in the Games subforum.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

I mean it is kind of silly that Cloud's getting an amiibo this late when Smash is so old and people aren't going to buy a Wii U to play it but that's more supporting the idea that the Switch will get a Smash port eventually than FFVII.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

The Cloud amiibo will unlock the Switch version of FF7 remake.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Rexroom posted:

You like wild, hard to verify rumors? How's this for size:

https://twitter.com/Dystify/status/856906915871432704

even if they did this, how much AC/DoC stuff would they retcon into it

it would make the post-chrono-cross chrono trigger remakes look good in comparison

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Drunk Tomato posted:

That's because the 3DS is like the least comfortable Gameboy yet. The switch is way better on the ol' digits

Seriously. I love its library but that poo poo kills my hands playing for more than 45 min at a time. The Switch is the most comfortable handheld ever.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Who the gently caress cares the ff7 remake is a disaster that is going to be sold episodically

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Trump is gonna need a 5 day weekend after today

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Kashuno posted:

Who the gently caress cares the ff7 remake is a disaster that is going to be sold episodically

No! It is good and awesome in fact.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Consummate Professional posted:

Trump is gonna need a 5 day weekend after today

oh word?

Kashuno posted:

Who the gently caress cares the ff7 remake is a disaster that is going to be sold episodically

I heard it's being transitioned into a telltale game

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
gently caress me I can't post in the right threads even when I'm sober.

Mk8!!!!

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I heard it's being transitioned into a telltale game

They got CyberConnect2 to work on the remake so if anything it's going to be like .hack all over again.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Consummate Professional posted:

gently caress me I can't post in the right threads even when I'm sober.

Mk8!!!!

Nice Day Crew posting here

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

The Switch is dyin, Cloud.

$#!T!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
3 days until the first good exclusive game on the Switch!

minusX
Jun 16, 2007

Say something hideous and horrible jumps out at you. Something so disgusting that it simply must die.
Ah! Oh!..So tacky! I can't...look...directly at it!

Phantasium posted:

I mean it is kind of silly that Cloud's getting an amiibo this late when Smash is so old and people aren't going to buy a Wii U to play it but that's more supporting the idea that the Switch will get a Smash port eventually than FFVII.
The last DLC characters had plans to have amiibo for like ever

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Consummate Professional posted:

gently caress me I can't post in the right threads even when I'm sober.

Mk8!!!!

I've done the same loving thing twice.

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