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Leperflesh posted:I do too. But we're too bonded to the five now. It was hard enough giving them up the first time, once they came back that was basically it. I was going to ask if your house stunk? Not out of disrespect but because literally every house I have been in that had more than 3 pets has smelled like a house that has more than 3 pets.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:So I've started doing planks now, you know to be less fat, but I can never tell if I'm doing it right. I can hold that poo poo for like 2 minutes without feeling anything but rug burn on my elbows. Should I just go back to push ups and sit ups like a proper man or do I actually need to learn real exercise in order to not die in my 50s?
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No. There are a few key things: -We have hardwood floors everywhere, and we sealed them with polyurethane, so they're waterproof. Cats pissing on the floor is extremely rare in our house, but it occasionally happens, and being able to clean it up properly without it soaking into the wood or a carpet is totally a requirement. -All the cats are fixed. Intact males stink, and are driven by instinct to piss on things. Get your loving cats neutered god dammit. -When you have more than one cat you probably need more than one cat box. We have an enormous one that we made from a huge sterlite container, and another normal sized one, and for a long time we had a third. If the catbox is too crowded, one or more cats are gonna find somewhere else to piss and poo poo. -Don't leave your dirty laundry lying around, cats think it's a good place to piss because it already stinks like you and that's awesome or something. -Air out the house regularly. You should do this anyway. Cats instinctively want to use a cat box to bury their poo. If you have a cat pissing anywhere else, you're doing something wrong or there's something wrong with the cat, like a urinary tract infection or something. We also keep our house as clean as we can, e.g, sweeping very frequently where there's litter and vacuuming more or less weekly, plus actually washing the floor every once in a while. I'm sure if you walked into the back room right after a cat took a poo poo you would smell cat poo poo, but with good dry clumping clay litter, the odor generally goes away within minutes.
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meditate on the mind-muscle connection....really connect with your motor neurons and you will unlock hidden strength and power. The governor is your brain!
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I was hoping to just eat a bunch of meats and do 8,000 push ups a day but some cursory googling tells me that's not actually how Jack LaLanne lived to 90.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I was hoping to just eat a bunch of meats and do 8,000 push ups a day but some cursory googling tells me that's not actually how Jack LaLanne lived to 90. He was 5'6"
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So I have to lose 20 pounds and 6 inches? God dammit!
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I bought an air purifier for my rooms, and that helps a lot with cat dandruff too. Also, yes, open your windows.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I was hoping to just eat a bunch of meats and do 8,000 push ups a day but some cursory googling tells me that's not actually how Jack LaLanne lived to 90. of course not, he lived to 90 thanks to the delicious and nutritional drinks he made with the Jack LaLanne Power Juicer
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I was hoping to just eat a bunch of meats and do 8,000 push ups a day but some cursory googling tells me that's not actually how Jack LaLanne lived to 90. You need to break from the myth that fitness means weight loss and that you can target fat. Anything that causes you to drop more than a pound a week is not going to be permanent, and your belly is going to go last no matter how many sit ups you do. Just aim for fitness and your body will follow.
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I understand that fitness isn't based on aesthetics but I've gotten a little pudgy. I'd need to pack on a shitload of muscle for where I'm at to be an ideal weight.
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Try to walk a lot. Like, long walks with no stopping except at maybe a crosswalk, or on a treadmill even though that can be dull.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I understand that fitness isn't based on aesthetics but I've gotten a little pudgy. I'd need to pack on a shitload of muscle for where I'm at to be an ideal weight. How are you determining ideal weight?
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The Puppy Bowl posted:I understand that fitness isn't based on aesthetics but I've gotten a little pudgy. I'd need to pack on a shitload of muscle for where I'm at to be an ideal weight. I only care about fitness and bodybuilding for aesthetics. Despite what goons say, it's a legit reason and motivation to get fit
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Bill Dungsroman posted:Try to walk a lot. Like, long walks with no stopping except at maybe a crosswalk, or on a treadmill even though that can be dull. Also this, transportation exercise is a big help. I stopped driving to work a few years ago and always walk or bike and it has done wonders. You cannot exactly quit if you get tired because you still gotta get to work/home and eventually you build up endurance for more rigorous exercise
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I'm not like, morbidly obese, I can go for runs without dying. Usually. Actually I'm pretty drat winded after a mile and I generally only make that in like 9 minutes. Moving across country right after the holidays really screwed my routine and I need to make some real gains to get back where I was. The only pressing thing is getting married in 3 months so I'd like to look somewhat presentable for the girl.
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:I only care about fitness and bodybuilding for aesthetics. Despite what goons say, it's a legit reason and motivation to get fit Who is saying it's not a legit reason and motivation? Looking good is a motive for pretty much anyone. The problem is a lot of people end up damaging their bodies worse by trying to get a body that "looks" good above a body that is actually healthy. The Puppy Bowl posted:I'm not like, morbidly obese, I can go for runs without dying. Usually. Actually I'm pretty drat winded after a mile and I generally only make that in like 9 minutes. Moving across country right after the holidays really screwed my routine and I need to make some real gains to get back where I was. The only pressing thing is getting married in 3 months so I'd like to look somewhat presentable for the girl. Do you have a fitbit? Having a tiny little number taunting you all day is a great motivator.
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Bill Dungsroman posted:Try to walk a lot. Like, long walks with no stopping except at maybe a crosswalk, or on a treadmill even though that can be dull. If you find long workouts dull and grueling try doing some interval stuff instead. You can accomplish in 20 minutes what would normally take 40 just by alternating the intensity.
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Whatever diet and routine Jinder Mahal has been following, just do that
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Eli Wiggum posted:Whatever diet and routine Jinder Mahal has been following, just do that Jinder Mahal is currently in the lead for my "who ain't making 40" poll
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I don't follow wrestling. What is it about Mahal that has everybody talking?
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:I don't follow wrestling. What is it about Mahal that has everybody talking? Someone posted his picture a week or two back. He looks like a bodybuilder at maximum cut except like all the time while wrestling and his heart is probably going to explode in a year.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:I don't follow wrestling. What is it about Mahal that has everybody talking? Before  After 
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Yesh. That's some seriously low body fat. Shouldn't he be too weak in that state to really wrestle??
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Who is saying it's not a legit reason and motivation? Looking good is a motive for pretty much anyone. It's mostly YLLS that criticizes people who workout for aesthetics. I've always been body image obsessed, so my opinion on this is colored by that fact, realtalk
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How does the new Star Wars movie have a trailer out, yet its release date is Summer 2019
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the cool way to do cardio is to find somewhere in Google Maps you want to go to, and go there, on a bike
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:It's mostly YLLS that criticizes people who workout for aesthetics. Shows how long I've been ignoring it, I remember when every other post was like "I want to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club!" Then the bodybuilder roid guys appeared and the answer to everything was complex periodiziation and protein shakes and poo poo. Then, uh, I forget. I think I got my big red title sometime after I quit posting there regularly.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:His chest looks like a solemn monkey face.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:His chest looks like a solemn monkey face. Hahahaha
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Threads started in TFLC by women and the creepy goons who post in them can be pretty entertaining
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Mel Mudkiper posted:You need to break from the myth that fitness means weight loss and that you can target fat. Mel you eat a double down in between meals so who are you to give fitness advice
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Mel Mudkiper posted:You need to break from the myth that fitness means weight loss and that you can target fat. U fat
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sean10mm posted:Shows how long I've been ignoring it, I remember when every other post was like "I want to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club!" I have learned that there are some people who become weirdly offended if you do not do their exercise routine Metapod posted:Mel you eat a double down in between meals so who are you to give fitness advice Oberst posted:U fat see!
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imagine one of those nature documentaries showing a herd of stampeding gazelles but instead of gazelles it is lols
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