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Thaddius the Large posted:I fell for it too, drat trolls *slams fist on desk* gently caress
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Apr 25, 2017 21:48
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I have learned that there are some people who become weirdly offended if you do not do their exercise routine you are not a fit nor a healthy person stop thinking you are and for the love of joepa don't give fitness advice
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Metapod posted:you are not a fit nor a healthy person stop thinking you are and for the love of joepa don't give fitness advice Ok look, importing drama from the cord is dumb and I am not gonna engage this, but I am not the cartoon character you have convinced yourself that I am
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Apr 25, 2017 21:57
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I think you did the convincing for him
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Apr 25, 2017 21:59
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haha. what the hell. Bitch. hahaha
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Apr 25, 2017 22:07
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Cavauro posted:haha. what the hell. Bitch. hahaha hello cavauro how are you
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Apr 25, 2017 22:14
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The most important and most challenging part of altering body composition is diet. To lose weight a person must eat at a calorie deficit. In the modern first-world people are bombarded by calorie dense food and it takes mere minutes of eating to compromise hours of exercise. If you want to lose fat for the wedding in 3-months I suggest severely cutting caloric intake. Protein+veggie smoothie around 400 cals in the morning and that's it for the day. Consume vitamins.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:21
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For warm-blooded animals with huge brains, humans are efficient at converting calories to practical work. Great for early survival, bad for modern aesthetic goals.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:22
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Why hasn't anyone discovered just throwing up
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Apr 25, 2017 22:25
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I had a friend at work who was probably 250lbs at 5'3 and she was convinced that no matter how large her calorie deficit was, she wouldn't lose weight due to her PCOS. And we argued and argued until she had her gallbladder? taken out and she lost 100lbs. I'm mostly convinced she was eating cookie dough when I wasnt around and then stopped after surgery just to prove me wrong
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Apr 25, 2017 22:25
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:
I don't think 400 calories a day is a great idea unless you are a small dog or something
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Apr 25, 2017 22:29
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SHOAH NUFF posted:How does the new Star Wars movie have a trailer out, yet its release date is Summer 2019 Which one? Last Jedi is Xmas
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Apr 25, 2017 22:30
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:The most important and most challenging part of altering body composition is diet. To lose weight a person must eat at a calorie deficit. In the modern first-world people are bombarded by calorie dense food and it takes mere minutes of eating to compromise hours of exercise. Yikes man, that's way below starvation levels
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Apr 25, 2017 22:40
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Ok look, importing drama from the cord is dumb and I am not gonna engage this, but I am not the cartoon character you have convinced yourself that I am i'm not in the discord and i think you're a cartoon character because of Your Posting
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Apr 25, 2017 22:41
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Bad Moon posted:Which one? Last Jedi is Xmas Hmm it seems I am a bit confused
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Hmm it seems I am a bit confused There is a Star Wars movie every year so that is understandable
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Apr 25, 2017 22:43
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Bad Moon posted:There is a Star Wars movie every year so that is understandable as long as they're all as good as rogue one, or close to it, I can dig it
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Apr 25, 2017 22:44
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:The most important and most challenging part of altering body composition is diet. To lose weight a person must eat at a calorie deficit. In the modern first-world people are bombarded by calorie dense food and it takes mere minutes of eating to compromise hours of exercise.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:47
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Eli Wiggum posted:Is this a troll? I had a response all typed out but then thought better because it has to be. Otherwise someone post starving_kid_stalked_by_vulchur_plus_manas_steak.jpg
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a patagonian cavy posted:as long as they're all as good as rogue one, or close to it, I can dig it I want a Fast and the Furious in Star Wars or Star Trek movie. Or any kind of heist movie. Rogue One was a little too serious to scratched that particular itch even if I did enjoy it.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:53
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:The most important and most challenging part of altering body composition is diet. To lose weight a person must eat at a calorie deficit. In the modern first-world people are bombarded by calorie dense food and it takes mere minutes of eating to compromise hours of exercise. 
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Apr 25, 2017 22:52
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It is not a troll, inter-mitten fasting is good. For people with surplus fat, severely cutting calories while meeting vitamin and macronutrient needs is an effective strategy. This an extreme case of obesity: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/ quote:A 27-year-old male patient fasted under supervision for 382 days and has subsequently maintained his normal weight...Prolonged fasting in this patient had no ill-effects. People do inter-mitten fasting all the time.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:55
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weird Asian candy posted:I had a response all typed out but then thought better because it has to be. Otherwise someone post starving_kid_stalked_by_vulchur_plus_manas_steak_and_rg3_taco.jpg 
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Apr 25, 2017 22:55
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:It is not a troll, inter-mitten fasting is good no
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Apr 25, 2017 22:57
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Eli Wiggum posted:Is this a troll? http://divascancook.com/wonder-soup-recipe-weight-loss-soup-7-day-diet-cabbage-soup/ I saw someone try to put something like this into action and, uh, yeah. Nothing is too stupid to be real fitness advice given by someone.
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sean10mm posted:http://divascancook.com/wonder-soup-recipe-weight-loss-soup-7-day-diet-cabbage-soup/ Oh lord quote:I’m going to Disneyland next week and decided that I didn’t want to take my muffin top with me, especially since I have this cute form fitting top that I want to wear sooooo bad…. WITHOUT SPANX!!
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Apr 25, 2017 22:58
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Yeah I've heard about between the mittens fasting but we're talking a 2 day cycle where you fast one day then eat a normal caloric load the second, and so on.
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I'm in favor if inter-mittens fasting just because you have to keep your mittens clean, personally.
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:hello cavauro how are you [lying] too busy to be messing around!!!! [real life] have a good day
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Apr 25, 2017 23:18
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Intermittent fasting is fasting for 12+ hours and consuming a normal caloric intake during the remaining hours of the day, which a 400-calorie protein+veggie smoothie isn't
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Apr 25, 2017 23:19
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inter-mitten*
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Apr 25, 2017 23:21
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Mittens are stupid. Wear gloves.
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weird Asian candy posted:Mittens are stupid. Wear gloves. Mittens are way better at keeping your hands warm when it's for real no making GBS threads cold. But imagine trying to make & eat a PB&J with them on, it would be a disaster.
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Grittybeard posted:But imagine trying to make & eat a PB&J with them on, it would be a disaster. You have a point about the making of said PB&J... Mittens are terrible to do anything in except like make a snowball or do nothing but sit in the cold with warm hands. Mittens exist to oppress fingers, man! weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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Cavauro posted:[lying] too busy to be messing around!!!! [real life] have a good day [irony leavel 1] im [irony level 0] glad to hear [irony level 3] that
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The dietary secret is self-amputation, hth.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:48
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Wait do people think Mel is fat? He's always been in shape as long as I've known him. The shape is a circle ho ho ho
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Eli Wiggum posted:Intermittent fasting is fasting for 12+ hours and consuming a normal caloric intake during the remaining hours of the day, which a 400-calorie protein+veggie smoothie isn't I do this everyday between dinner and breakfast.
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