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I'm glad they're keeping the proud tradition of the Legion Try-Outs alive.
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Wait, ANY kind of wood into ANY OTHER kind of wood? Holy poo poo. Where's that dude at, he's hired!
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Apr 24, 2017 21:45
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"I need you to turn this plywood into sandalwood."
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Apr 24, 2017 22:49
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I need you to turn this morning wood into mahogany BAM, instantly ends mutant proliferation
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Apr 24, 2017 23:00
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Dude could make a living as a construction supply vendor, if nothing else. Good oak is hard to come by.
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Apr 24, 2017 23:04
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Wanderer posted:Dude could make a living as a construction supply vendor, if nothing else. Good oak is hard to come by.
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Apr 24, 2017 23:18
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ruddiger posted:Savage Dragon #53, the members of Brute Force are killed off at the beginning of the issue and there's an open casting call for new recruits. I like that Batman is standing further up in the line for auditions.
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Apr 24, 2017 23:22
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flosofl posted:I like that Batman is standing further up in the line for auditions. "Batman, huh? I suppose you've got the ability to fly and summon bats - and kick rear end!" "No, actually, I don't have any powers at all."
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Apr 24, 2017 23:25
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Nessus posted:Yeah, that's one of those powers that you can't use to fight or perform crime but which would make you a very wealthy person. It'd be hard to fight but you could maybe stealthily dismantle hamper organized crime if you were smart about it. Being able to turn strong wood into weaker wood means you could maybe destroy their buildings. Of course it'd be easier to just get rich and bankroll crimefighters.
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Apr 25, 2017 00:18
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Lobok posted:It'd be hard to fight but you could maybe stealthily dismantle hamper organized crime if you were smart about it. Being able to turn strong wood into weaker wood means you could maybe destroy their buildings. Or, for that matter, you could use it for insurance scams. Someone needs to cash out the insurance on a building? Whoops, suddenly all the wood turned to balsa! Then back to hardwood after the smoke clears, and you're gone and they're none the wiser...
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Apr 25, 2017 07:36
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Wood Boy could save the rainforest. That's superheroic enough for me. E: wait, I guess they also cut the rainforest down to make space for farmland. Hmm.
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Apr 25, 2017 09:48
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Doom Mathematic posted:Wood Boy could save the rainforest. That's superheroic enough for me. He could make any old forest into the new rainforest.
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Apr 25, 2017 12:47
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Grendels Dad posted:He could make any old forest into the new rainforest. He's Wood Boy, not Rain Man.
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Apr 25, 2017 15:46
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ImpAtom posted:"Batman, huh? I suppose you've got the ability to fly and summon bats - and kick rear end!" "No, actually, I don't have any powers at all." 
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Apr 25, 2017 19:22
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Mister Mind posted:He's Wood Boy, not Rain Man. "Rain Man, huh? I suppose you control the weather, and kick rear end!" "No, actually, I just count really well."
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Apr 25, 2017 19:23
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Injustice 2 #3 Edit - Update, and also spoilered  
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Apr 25, 2017 20:24
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Why is Batman just murdering people?
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Apr 25, 2017 20:58
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VanSandman posted:Why is Batman just murdering people? It's not the real Batman. 90% chance it is Jason Todd.
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Apr 25, 2017 21:03
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VanSandman posted:Why is Batman just murdering people? I haven't read it but from what I gather Injustice is mostly about alternate worlds where superheros are sometimes jackbooted fascists and killers
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Apr 25, 2017 21:03
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Mister Mind posted:He's Wood Boy, not Rain Man. Your avatar reminded me of the payoff to that last page I posted in the bad rear end moments thread. So a villain named Horde (whose body is made up of leeches) has seized control of the Vicious Circle, the super powered criminal organization running the scene in Chicago. Powerhouse, one of the members, questions how he came into power.   Savage Dragon #39 ruddiger fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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Apr 25, 2017 21:04
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Roth posted:Injustice 2 #3 Is Injustice Evil Batman wearing the soul-devouring suit used to run assaults against Darkseid? The one Lois wore when she fought Cyborg Superman?
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At risk of  (EDIT: oh who am I kidding, I am totally being That Guy right now), what is happening in the Injustice 2 #3 spoiler pages? Is NotBatman trying to blow up Calendar Man but he keeps fat fingering the the other guys into exploding? Unlucky7 fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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Apr 25, 2017 21:52
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Unlucky7 posted:At risk of Haven't read the comic, just guessing, NotBatman wanted to kill all of them, but Calendar Man's implant malfunctioned.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:02
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Phylodox posted:Haven't read the comic, just guessing, NotBatman wanted to kill all of them, but Calendar Man's implant malfunctioned. That is probably it now that I look at it like that. Though I do like my interpretation a little better.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:09
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In what world is clock king useless?
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Apr 25, 2017 22:16
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Discendo Vox posted:In what world is clock king useless? I'll give this a bullshit fanwank theory. This Not Batman probably only sees villains that are obviously capable of causing serious damage as useful, and ignores abilities and skills that aren't immediately obvious how far they can be taken. Unlike the actual Batman who doesn't underestimate anybody.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:45
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I'm the king of clocks There ain't none higher Sucka MCs Should call me sire
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Discendo Vox posted:In what world is clock king useless? Isn't that Calendar Man?
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Apr 26, 2017 00:03
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Clock King is one of the guys in the background.
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Apr 26, 2017 00:08
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lol he decided to keep orca the whale woman, of all people
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Apr 26, 2017 00:31
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lol he decided to keep orca the whale woman, of all people Maybe they are starting an aquarium if he's all "I'd blow up your head too, but crocs are unique I guess"
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:lol he decided to keep orca the whale woman, of all people Don't kinkshame.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:01
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purple death ray posted:I haven't read it but from what I gather Injustice is mostly about alternate worlds where superheros are sometimes jackbooted fascists and killers It's just one alternate universe in the first game at least. Every hero except Batman (who is apparently too awesome to ever be a villain) and Green Arrow (who got killed when he dissented) decided that a one-world police state government meant everybody would be safe. My bet on fake Batman is Damien Wayne, there's already precedent since he was alt-universe Nightwing.
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Cleretic posted:It's just one alternate universe in the first game at least. Every hero except Batman (who is apparently too awesome to ever be a villain) and Green Arrow (who got killed when he dissented) decided that a one-world police state government meant everybody would be safe. Not every hero, just enough of the heavy hitters. Off the top of my head, Batwoman, Black Canary, Martian Manhunter, Jason Blood, Constantine, Detective Chimp, Dr. Fate, most Green Lanterns, Captain Atom and Plastic Man all fought against the regime, it's just that it's really hard to go against fascist Superman, Flash, and Wonder Woman without getting killed or at least seriously injured. Plus, a fair number of people on Superman's side are just loving scared of him, like Aquaman.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:14
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Plastic Man just decided that it Wasn't His loving Problem and after rescuing his son went to live in a quiet cabin in the mountains or something. (Of course the real reason is that designing the rigging for a playable Plastic Man would be a complete bitch and a half.)
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Apr 26, 2017 03:52
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Pureauthor posted:Plastic Man just decided that it Wasn't His loving Problem and after rescuing his son went to live in a quiet cabin in the mountains or something. 
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Apr 26, 2017 03:58
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Lurdiak posted:Not every hero, just enough of the heavy hitters. Off the top of my head, Batwoman, Black Canary, Martian Manhunter, Jason Blood, Constantine, Detective Chimp, Dr. Fate, most Green Lanterns, Captain Atom and Plastic Man all fought against the regime, it's just that it's really hard to go against fascist Superman, Flash, and Wonder Woman without getting killed or at least seriously injured. Plus, a fair number of people on Superman's side are just loving scared of him, like Aquaman. I haven't actually read the comic, I just played the game. None of those insurgents were in the game itself outside of DLC or background elements. Pureauthor posted:(Of course the real reason is that designing the rigging for a playable Plastic Man would be a complete bitch and a half.) Was Plastic Man actually planned as a character for either Injustice? The sequel's got Swamp Thing and Scarecrow both packing moves that would suggest they solved the potential issues in rigging Plastic Man, but he himself isn't there. Speaking of all this, can I ask how the Flash's costume looked in the comics? The weirdly-armored suit looked pretty wrong for him in the game, but maybe it worked better on paper.
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Cleretic posted:I haven't actually read the comic, I just played the game. None of those insurgents were in the game itself outside of DLC or background elements. Oh yeah, the game's stupid and instead of an insurgency it's just Batman, Secret Agent Lex Luthor, Harley Quinn not helping much, Deathstroke, and the Good Guy Dimension.
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Apr 26, 2017 13:36
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Tom Taylor should be in charge of Harley Quinn and Superman forever. And Green Arrow, Alfred, and at least part of John Constantine. How many people need to die before he becomes EIC?
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Discendo Vox posted:In what world is clock king useless? The Injustice world. Pay attention.
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