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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

donate now, help stop the etc.

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Somebody should make a "Being John Malkovich" movie about dropping into somebody like Ben Garrison's head.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/856978358780936192

well, if the robot from interstellar says you're a nazi..

Whats with conservative tough guys and cigars

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

mormonpartyboat posted:

hi mad im mormonpartyboat

What, exactly, does a Mormon party entail?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


projection every single time

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/856978358780936192

well, if the robot from interstellar says you're a nazi..

i wish i looked like this

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i like that the statute of liberty is a dwarf

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!


quote:

Here are the rules Republicans have undone:

They've lifted rules preventing coal-mining operations from dumping their waste into streams.

They've ended a rule that prevented states from cutting off funding to Planned Parenthood and other abortion providers. (Now states can legally cut off such funding; Kentucky already has.)

They've eliminated new training programs for K-12 teachers.

They've lifted a rule preventing people with mental health problems from buying guns.

They've lifted a rule that prevented federal land hunting of mother bears and cubs, and wolves and pups, as part of predator control. (Now the game board can use those predator control methods. Environmental groups are suing the Trump administration over this rule, alleging that the Congressional Review Act violates the separation of powers. It remains to be seen how far they'll get.)

They undid a rule requiring large federal contractors to disclose and fix serious safety and labor law violations before they get a contract.

And they undid a rule that had prevented service providers, including Verizon, AT&T and Comcast, from collecting users' browsing habits and other data to sell to marketers. (Now these Internet service providers can do that.)


:patriot: the forgotten man is forgotten no more

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
100 days ago, i was worried that we'd be living under full fascism by this point, but the staggering, eye-wateringly spectacular incompetence of trump and GOP has saved us


we truly live in the most darkly hilarious timeline

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

emfive posted:

Somebody should make a "Being John Malkovich" movie about dropping into somebody like Ben Garrison's head.

it would just be svelte trumps, swamps, swastikas, klansman, and BDSM liberty

so less a "being john malkovich" movie and more "being inside john malkovich" porno

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Uncle Wemus posted:

Whats with conservative tough guys and cigars

See the hat? He's John Wayne. Sometimes mommy lets him ride the horsey at the grocery store.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Man they really don't shy away from the (((international jewry ))) scapegoat

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




emfive posted:

Somebody should make a "Being John Malkovich" movie about dropping into somebody like Ben Garrison's head.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I dig that the statue of liberty is a stand in for free speech being trampled for some reason when their entire party is in open warfare against the Tempest Tossed and Wretched Refuse.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Duscat posted:

donate now, help stop the etc.

:yeah:

the etc. is the worst, he cant even bear to specify the gruesomeness of it

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

they've secretly rewired the nuclear football too, now it just orders him a happy meal

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

UV_Catastrophe posted:

100 days ago, i was worried that we'd be living under full fascism by this point, but the staggering, eye-wateringly spectacular incompetence of trump and GOP has saved us


we truly live in the most darkly hilarious timeline

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Make Sweatshops Great Again!

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I dig that the statue of liberty is a stand in for free speech being trampled for some reason when their entire party is in open warfare against the Tempest Tossed and Wretched Refuse.

lol misusing the statue of liberty with no regard for her pro immigration message is like the conservative cartoonists' fav pastime

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

'so called' judge!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


in school when i was supposed to recite something frm memory but forgot i'd just start talking unintelligibly in the hopes that no one noticed

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

:911:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/856978358780936192

well, if the robot from interstellar says you're a nazi..

gently caress yeah burn those right wing books

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Uncle Wemus posted:

Whats with conservative tough guys and cigars

you can only look tough if it looks like you have a poop hanging from your mouth

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
later that same day:
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/856960991871021057

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/NYPD106Pct/status/855786200526966788

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

RandomBlue posted:

See the hat? He's John Wayne. Sometimes mommy lets him ride the horsey at the grocery store.

his face when:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
I expect to see a big league meltdown on day 100 on twitter over etc.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

nice waste of funding, dummies

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Holy poo poo they hacked a pothead to death and bagged him up

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


two machetes and a monster energy drink? that drug dealer must have been unstoppable

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
requesting thread title change to "it's going to be a big (unintelligible)" pls

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

is this a joke i genuinely don;t know

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Was the can of Monster also confiscated?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Assholes.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Jose posted:

is this a joke i genuinely don;t know

It's a meta joke. The joke is Donald Trump himself, and he is POTUS.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

keratinous scutes posted:

Was the can of Monster also confiscated?

it's probably a fake can for putting weed in but it is still very funny

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