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cis autodrag posted:i aced the ruby test some recruiter gave me and i dont even know ruby. then i bombed their phone screen because i "seemed hesitant" aka "i actually pause to think before i answer questions". sounds like you dodged a bullet.
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cis autodrag posted:then i bombed their phone screen because i "seemed hesitant" aka "i actually pause to think before i answer questions". lol
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Sapozhnik posted:what, you're not utterly convinced of your own brilliance at all times? k how's this: if newjob_figgies > oldjob_figgies then accept job else fuck_off
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Apr 25, 2017 16:01
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hobbesmaster posted:you know who is in the White House right yeah but i can't really leave the country for 4 years anyway, perfect timing
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Shaggar posted:sounds like you dodged a bullet. agreed. i would never want to work with anyone who expects me to just vomit out my first thought and run with it instead of giving considered responses.
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Apr 25, 2017 16:29
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also because of the ruby. and also because honestly it sounds like bs and they had maybe less kosher reasons
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Shaggar posted:also because of the ruby. and also because honestly it sounds like bs and they had maybe less kosher reasons could it be culture fit. no never.
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Apr 25, 2017 16:32
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"culture fit" is way too obvious these days so they gotta come up w/ something else
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Apr 25, 2017 16:34
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Shaggar posted:"culture fit" is way too obvious these days so they gotta come up w/ something else https://repl.it/HZp6/0 pick your favorite
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ultravoices posted:https://repl.it/HZp6/0 holy poo poo. also, just had a company cancel a final interview the day before it was scheduled. interviewing and job hunting truly is garbage.
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ultravoices posted:https://repl.it/HZp6/0 values competent
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ultravoices posted:https://repl.it/HZp6/0 society ready
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heritage ready
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FrozenVent posted:k how's this: lol if you don't deindent your else statements to line up with the if statement
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Apr 25, 2017 17:51
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i took a pay cut when I moved to my current job because the culture/PTO policy was infinitely better i've been promoted/raised to record personal figgies though so its cool
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FrozenVent posted:k how's this: job = new_figgies > old_figgies ? new_job : old_job;
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Bloody posted:job = new_figgies > old_figgies ? new_job : old_job; you just got poor-culture-fitted
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jobs = list(filter(lambda figgies: figgies > old_figgies, offered_figgies)) return jobs
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Rudest Buddhist posted:I started applying to companies on angel.co and today was the second time someone in the last month has asked me if I "have any vacation planned for the next 6 months". iOS dev so YMMV but god drat lol. I mean it seems good to say "btw I have a two week trip already booked not long after I start so can that be accommodated?" but maybe that wasn't the context?
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computer_nerds.eat_shit() am i doing this right
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Sapozhnik posted:computer_nerds.eat_shit() code:
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(eat-poo poo computer-nerds)
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DuckConference posted:I mean it seems good to say "btw I have a two week trip already booked not long after I start so can that be accommodated?" but maybe that wasn't the context? Yeah that would be normal, granted I don't have anything booked. This seemed more like "We're behind schedule on shipping and need it done yesterday. Are you down to just rip through this app and get it finished?" but we'll find out next week when I go on-site! Worst-case I get some white boarding practice out of it.
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Sapozhnik posted:computer_nerds.eat_shit() exit(yospos) goto GBS
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carry on then posted:(eat-poo poo computer-nerds)
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code:
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carry on then posted:(eat-poo poo computer-nerds)
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actually i ate a 500 euro dinner at a michelin star restaurant in amsterdam because being a computer nerd pays
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after 2 months of email tag i have a phone screen with apple maps this week. neat.
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hobbesmaster posted:the hackerrank things are easy though. run through the "normal" hackerrank stuff in your language of choice in an afternoon and you'll recognize every single question on those stupid job questions Got assigned a hacker rank homework test today. Taking your advice before I jump into it. This is pretty slick.
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I'm getting supergood at sql because that's what I do at my job all day basically. At least databases won't be one of those topics that I have to pretend to have a clue about anymore.
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Rudest Buddhist posted:Got assigned a hacker rank homework test today. Taking your advice before I jump into it. This is pretty slick. hackerrank keeps sending me e-mails challeging me to solve problems and I can't stop
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Symbolic Butt posted:I'm getting supergood at sql because that's what I do at my job all day basically. At least databases won't be one of those topics that I have to pretend to have a clue about anymore. It's pretty great isn't it?
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hobbesmaster posted:the hackerrank things are easy though. run through the "normal" hackerrank stuff in your language of choice in an afternoon and you'll recognize every single question on those stupid job questions it was a custom test made by the company with nothing but code exercises
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Symbolic Butt posted:I'm getting supergood at sql because that's what I do at my job all day basically. At least databases won't be one of those topics that I have to pretend to have a clue about anymore. better than getting super good at writing mongo map/reduce jobs
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they want to do a screen share to do a code screen on the call but the recruiter has no idea if i need anything installed. i asked if i should do anything to prep my machine and he just said "you're doing a code screen"
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cis autodrag posted:they want to do a screen share to do a code screen on the call but the recruiter has no idea if i need anything installed. i asked if i should do anything to prep my machine and he just said "you're doing a code screen" everyone does this. you won't need anything besides a modern browser. big screen is helpful
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