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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Apr 25, 2017 07:30

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:52

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Apr 25, 2017 09:10

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

bubblebee posted:

Other brown people verify, but that's not how a sari is supposed to sit also the blouse is hosed up too.

Also I'd like to add that the makeup looks terrible because Indian ladies usually wear the wrong foundation colour.
They're obsessed with being 'fair' so they wear literally the palest shade the possibly can. This makes them look like they're wearing too much makeup.

I was getting ready for a wedding with a cousin of mine (who was a bit darker) and offered to do her makeup and when she passed me her foundation it was a shade that my white friends would be embarrassed to wear.

I ended up using my own foundation on her and she was very offended.

Looking "grey" and caked up isn't bad there. It's just accepted that ladies who wear makeup will look just a bit off.

I'd like to add that even in educated circles the colour of your skin DOES matter. It matters a lot. At least in North India and especially for unmarried women.

I go to Asia a lot (not India, though) and I have to make sure I bring any moisturizers or sunblock I might need because if I have to buy it there, I know I'll have a hard time finding lotion with no whiteners in it it. On the plus side, my skin is the color of milk and Asia is the only place I don't have to feel insecure about it because they love that poo poo.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:57

SurreptitiousMuffin: Mar 21, 2010

Palpek posted:

They're at their best again:

I'm sorry can we go back to giving those boobs independence, because it's cracking me up.

"FOR TOO LONG THE MELON HAS BEEN ATTACHED TO THE COW. TODAY, WE RISE! TODAY, WE FACC!"

# ? Apr 26, 2017 01:54

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Palpek posted:

It's at times like this, when I see an indian guy quantifying the length of his dick down to the tenth of an inch while hornyposting on Facebook that I understand why the country produces so many engineers.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:05

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

MAY HE POOP ON MY KNEEEEE

# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:08

DynamiteSurprise: Aug 6, 2013

This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 02:19

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Murray Mantoinette posted:

It's at times like this, when I see an indian guy quantifying the length of his dick down to the tenth of an inch while hornyposting on Facebook that I understand why the country produces so many engineers.

don't forget IT weirdos

# ? Apr 27, 2017 02:23

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

DynamiteSurprise posted:

This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

man, reincarnation is harsh
and extremely specific

# ? Apr 27, 2017 02:53

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 9 days!

DynamiteSurprise posted:

This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

Polite sex: A post-coital "Super bowl to you, goodboob madam" :tipshat:

# ? Apr 27, 2017 03:32

fish and chips and dip: Feb 17, 2010

DynamiteSurprise posted:

This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

Entertainer + Homo people -> Became Entertain Dog (Homo Dog)

# ? Apr 27, 2017 03:58

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Been a horny sperm and an abortion in a previous life? Well la dee da, look who's fancy now.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 10:43

Brutal Garcon: Nov 2, 2014

DynamiteSurprise posted:

This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

So if I entertain gay people I get to be an amusing dog next time around? Sweet. (Or Michael Jackson, it's not very clear)

# ? Apr 27, 2017 10:52

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

DynamiteSurprise posted:

This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

how do i become a rat through sex?

# ? Apr 27, 2017 10:52

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i really need to know this

# ? Apr 27, 2017 10:53

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

8-15 years being reincarnated as a homo entertainment dog doesn't sound so bad. And you'd probably have an easy time being a good dog so you could come back next as a cow or something.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 11:07

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

ok ok. so i need to hire many prostitutes until i become a black rat. hopefully when i am a rat I don't buy sex so i don't turn into a cockroach to also pays for sex because then my soul will disintegrate. can't have that because i really hate eating vegetables which will cure my soul disappearing.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 11:09

BCR: Jan 23, 2011

India, much like Egypt, is unfortunately a country where I can't take my wife.

Due to the rampant pinching, molesting, and millions of 20 year old sexually deprived males who get instant boners from a G rated commercial.

Also, no I don't want to marry your daughter, and no I'm not haggling for extra animals to seal the deal.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 11:46

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

BCR posted:

India, much like Egypt, is unfortunately a country where I can't take my wife.

Due to the rampant pinching, molesting, and millions of 20 year old sexually deprived males who get instant boners from a G rated commercial.

Also, no I don't want to marry your daughter, and no I'm not haggling for extra animals to seal the deal.

shame on you for judging another culture and double shame on you for not saving that poor girl from her culture by marrying her into your western country

# ? Apr 27, 2017 11:49

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Someone tried to buy my sister from her boss when she worked in Africa.
There are several defective cultures it seems, as suggested in this amusing video

# ? Apr 27, 2017 12:06

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Me when there's no navel loving, no milky boob folding, no rear end in rear end , no auntie whore cow worshipping, no big ball, and no dick cameltie

# ? Apr 27, 2017 12:18

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

unpacked robinhood posted:

Someone tried to buy my sister from her boss when she worked in Africa.

It's just a thing they do to amuse tourists or make them uncomfortable/toy with their prejudices.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 14:22

BCR: Jan 23, 2011

Well after the teasing foreplay, they told me I could have 82 sheep with at least 24 rams as the bridal price for their daughter, and they apologized because they know their daughter is just a daughter.

And I don't need to tell my wifes milk bags because its just a secret between us, and the mother in law.

#justIndiathings

# ? Apr 27, 2017 15:02

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

BCR posted:

Well after the teasing foreplay, they told me I could have 82 sheep with at least 24 rams as the bridal price for their daughter, and they apologized because they know their daughter is just a daughter.

And I don't need to tell my wifes milk bags because its just a secret between us, and the mother in law.

#justIndiathings

now that girl has been raped 8 times good job BCR, you proud of yourself?

# ? Apr 27, 2017 15:02

BCR: Jan 23, 2011

Kind of. India. We have a million plumpy navels we wanted to pimp onto you. So here we go with a nice bollywood number.

Wait. Where you going, you handsome foreign autistic devil you.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 15:05

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Good job turning down about 30,000 dollars worth of livestock.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 15:29

BCR: Jan 23, 2011

I know, its like i'm the goddamn hindu jesus

lord buddha of the cows

# ? Apr 27, 2017 15:38

5er: Jun 1, 2000

Troll Sexy Actress is a 12 year old dealing with puberty .

# ? Apr 27, 2017 15:49

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

5er posted:

Troll Sexy Actress is a 12 year old dealing with puberty .

what about the 30 year olds responding to his posts

# ? Apr 27, 2017 15:52

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

30-year-olds dealing with puberty

# ? Apr 27, 2017 16:53

putrid aidsman: Apr 13, 2017; by Lowtax

Delhi University hopes to add "Facebook post writing" to its English curriculum

# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:38

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

putrid aidsman posted:

Delhi University hopes to add "Facebook post writing" to its English curriculum

dang it delhi

# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:09

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

putrid aidsman posted:

Delhi University hopes to add "Facebook post writing" to its English curriculum

I assume it's because they recognized the poetic qualities of it and want to learn more.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:16

5er: Jun 1, 2000

steinrokkan posted:

what about the 30 year olds responding to his posts

What, this thread?

# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:26

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Palpek posted:

I assume it's because they recognized the poetic qualities of it and want to learn more.

Ah, the face that launched a thousand loads.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 01:21

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

This thread is going to inspire me to quit my job and become a wandering bra salesman.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 01:23

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

etalian posted:

This thread is going to inspire me to quit my job and become a wandering bra salesman.

Call yourself a bra wallah and you will truly be living the dream.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:43

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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I made a fake facebook account and I'm getting spammed by indian bots help

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:47

Bargearse: Nov 27, 2006; 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Tired Moritz posted:

I made a fake facebook account and I'm getting spammed by indian bots help

Is this not the desired effect?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 04:07

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:52

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

Tired Moritz posted:

I made a fake facebook account and I'm getting spammed by indian bots help

Please do the needful and post the spam here.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 04:20

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