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Kart Barfunkel: Nov 10, 2009

80 year old Harrison Fj�rd.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 21:00

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:20

Hansen85: Nov 11, 2009

I thought the first 40 minutes of Crystal Skull was great. The rest of it is much more uneven however.

I'm all for giving another Harrison led Indy movie a shot, but I don't feel great about George presumably not being involved.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:26

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

It's weird but I think crystal skull has aged a little better then I thought it would. And holy poo poo I just realized it's almost a decade old.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:46

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

I just thought that the idea that Indy would be dealing with UFOs and the Ruskies in the 50's was absolutely perfect and never understood why that was so jarring for a lot of people. I also really enjoyed the climax of the movie, and thought it was a perfect fit for an Indy movie.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:13

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Will Shia be in it? Because :lol:

if not

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:22

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

https://mobile.twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/856543771353272321

Rian Johnson not doing IX treatment.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:44

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Official. It's gon be bad!

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:45

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

We should let George write IX just to see how much he sabotages it.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:56

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

I wish we as a species were cool enough to live in the timeline where George Miller writes and directs Episode IX.

# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:59

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Paul Verhoeven

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:23

Beeez: May 28, 2012

Tommy Wiseau.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:34

Kart Barfunkel: Nov 10, 2009

Alan Smithee

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:44

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

David Lynch

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:46

Unormal: Nov 16, 2004; Mod sass? This evening?! But the cakes aren't ready! THE CAKES!; Fun Shoe

Terry Gilliam

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:49

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Unormal posted:

Terry Gilliam

Could happen, you never know. He's at least shown he can do family friendly films.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:49

Serf: May 5, 2011

Lars Von Trier

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:50

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

Ralph Bakshi

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:52

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Serf posted:

Lars Von Trier

Star Wars: Episode IX: Chaos Reigns

# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:53

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 201 days!

Jodorowsky's Star Wars

# ? Apr 26, 2017 01:58

Neo Rasa: Mar 8, 2007; Everyone should play DUKE games.

Zack Snyder.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 01:59

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Basebf555 posted:

Could happen, you never know. He's at least shown he can do family friendly films.

Or we could get Tideland in space.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:40

K. Waste: Feb 27, 2014; MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Neo Rasa posted:

Zack Snyder.

Only if it's Rogue Two, though

# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:46

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

9 might be a bad movie.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:47

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

K. Waste posted:

Only if it's Rogue Two, though

# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:58

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Rouge two the Manni Bothans story

# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:59

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

dentist toy box posted:

9 might be a bad movie.

It'll just be ROTJ again.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 03:59

TheBigBudgetSequel: Nov 25, 2008; It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Hodgepodge posted:

Jodorowsky's Star Wars

gently caress. Now I want this.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 04:10

Barudak: May 7, 2007

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

gently caress. Now I want this.

Film ends with Rey burying Luke, who has somehow turned into a massive pile of honey.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 04:45

Raxivace: Sep 9, 2014

I want Werner Herzog's Star Wars Episode IX.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 05:54

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Barudak posted:

Film ends with Rey burying Luke, who has somehow turned into a massive pile of honey.

Movie starts with Finn falling to his death into an acid lake and then flashbacks to how he got there.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 06:35

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the director choice for 9 is by far the worst they've made so far and either of the choices above would be better.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 07:06

Raxivace: Sep 9, 2014

dentist toy box posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the director choice for 9 is by far the worst they've made so far and either of the choices above would be better.

I still don't get how Trevorrow seemed like a good fit for Jurassic World to anyone.

Like how do you watch Safety Not Guaranteed and think "This is the man we need for our dinosaur movie"?

# ? Apr 26, 2017 07:34

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

if Jurassic World was on time and on budget and he could handle all the units needed to make a film okay then maybe that's all they care about

# ? Apr 26, 2017 07:44

Snowman_McK: Jan 31, 2010

I have a feeling he's not making a whole bunch of creative decisions.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 07:50

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 201 days!

I'm kind of confused as to why they picked a near unknown for IX. Abrams makes perfect sense to begin a trilogy, Johnson is amazing and a crazy smart pick, but Trevorrow... made an indie flick and a mediocre blockbuster sequel?

# ? Apr 26, 2017 07:53

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 201 days!

Like maybe Lucas is stealth directing IX or something? That would make sense.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 07:54

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

We're gonna get Joss Whedon's Star Wars and you all know it.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 07:56

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

No, no, no, you're all wrong! It will be Dave Filoni.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 08:04

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Plus I'm pretty sure jurassic world would of been the same exact movie even with another director so he is kinda hard to judge. But I don't know we'll find out in 2 years

# ? Apr 26, 2017 08:07

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:20

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Covok posted:

No, no, no, you're all wrong! It will be Dave Filoni.

Harmony Korine's Star Wars

# ? Apr 26, 2017 08:12

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