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please don't doxx all of gip
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Apr 26, 2017 04:46
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TBeats posted:Finals week? Yeah sure, I guess I'll start that 15-20 page paper that's due Thursday. The best papers are written the night before. Remember, write drunk edit sober.
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Apr 26, 2017 12:54
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The last thing kids on milk cartons ever see
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Apr 26, 2017 13:51
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Boon posted:The best papers are written the night before. I do this but stoned instead of drunk. Which has led to some hilariously wordy run on sentences. But it's an essay on Faulkner so I'm just channeling the source material.
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Apr 26, 2017 14:02
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Just finished my last presentation, graduating on Monday with a BS in Computer Engineering. Literally just wrapped up a ten year plan to unfuck my life and I think it worked.
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Apr 26, 2017 21:38
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Congrats, dude!
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Apr 26, 2017 22:29
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Nice work, time to poo poo on everyone that didn't get a BS
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Apr 26, 2017 22:42
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gently caress yeah!
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Apr 26, 2017 22:42
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Grats!
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Apr 26, 2017 23:06
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Way to go dude
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Apr 27, 2017 03:37
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MancXVI posted:Just finished my last presentation, graduating on Monday with a BS in Computer Engineering. Literally just wrapped up a ten year plan to unfuck my life and I think it worked.
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Apr 27, 2017 06:30
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MancXVI posted:Just finished my last presentation, graduating on Monday with a BS in Computer Engineering. Literally just wrapped up a ten year plan to unfuck my life and I think it worked. Grats, good luck. I'm on a similar plan.
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Apr 27, 2017 13:11
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Finished my 20 page paper on Absalom last night. Not gonna lie. I may have upped the size of some of the punctuation by a small amount in order to make it 20 pages. Oh well. I'm an accounting major not an English major.
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Apr 27, 2017 13:20
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Thanks, everyone. Now it's time to put this degree to good use: gonna live in a school bus on the gulf coast of Florida and subsist on coors light and fish
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Apr 27, 2017 19:40
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MancXVI posted:Just finished my last presentation, graduating on Monday with a BS in Computer Engineering. Literally just wrapped up a ten year plan to unfuck my life and I think it worked. Congrats, dude! Sort of similar situation for me, albeit not quite 10 years. Been digging myself out of the poo poo since 2009, graduating in two weeks. Still somewhat pissed that my job offer that I came over here specifically went out the window, but I have an apartment till July 31st, and technically enough buffer (with allowable unemployment days) until October 3rd to get a job. If the job front still looks like poo poo by July 30th, I might just call it a day and go back home. Health still sketchy, and now it looks like there's something with my thyroid gland, but I'm staying positive. (lol)
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Apr 27, 2017 20:41
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MancXVI posted:Thanks, everyone. Now it's time to put this degree to good use: gonna live in a school bus on the gulf coast of Florida and subsist on coors light and fish Oh jeez. Stay away from the armpit. Trust me. Had to do some more of that portrait. Thing took 10 loving hours. 
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Apr 28, 2017 00:03
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MancXVI posted:Thanks, everyone. Now it's time to put this degree to good use: gonna live in a school bus on the gulf coast of Florida and subsist on coors light and fish RIP your bus toilet.
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Apr 28, 2017 02:45
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MancXVI posted:Just finished my last presentation, graduating on Monday with a BS in Computer Engineering. Literally just wrapped up a ten year plan to unfuck my life and I think it worked. Look at this baller!
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Apr 28, 2017 10:36
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The two minute warning has already been given and today one of my profs (for the class I'm getting whupped hardest in) dumped a big ol' steaming take home exam on us, due Thursday. Our final is next week.  Thursday, coincidentally, is also the new drop dead date for everything else we have (i.e. long-rear end reports).Q: Ask me how long I've been awake for. A: I don't know! 
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May 2, 2017 20:37
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I have learned that every little thing you get assigned in school you should do immediately. Because for every professor you have that has everything well paced and sorted out you've got 3 more that possibly have amphetamine / family / chronic disorganization / general life issues and they are going to take it out on YOU.
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May 2, 2017 20:49
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Naked Bear posted:The two minute warning has already been given and today one of my profs (for the class I'm getting whupped hardest in) dumped a big ol' steaming take home exam on us, due Thursday. Our final is next week. Unannounced? Ask for an extension citing your other courses. Otherwise ride the snake like Jason Statham in crank!
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May 2, 2017 21:05
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Jumping on things immediately is what I do whenever possible because I know that I'm a terrible procrastinator. Sometimes things just can't be helped, though, and you've just gotta take a big ol' bite of that poo poo sandwich and keep going until it's gone. I'm gonna try to get a few hours of sleep then get back at it.  If you're lurking, let this be a lesson to you: get your poo poo done right the first time so that you're not doing it as a worn-out, sadbrains rear end in a top hat in your late twenties. This morning, a different prof stopped reading from some of the material, sighed, then looked at me and said, "Naked Bear, I'm trying to teach them how easy it is to just read the textbook." Yep.
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May 2, 2017 21:50
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I've already started reading my accounting textbook for next semester. I had a 3.4 GPA this semester. My goal was dean's list (3.75). I will get deans list at least once before I graduate. It makes me jealous that some students in my cohort seem to get dean's list in their sleep. Idgaf if deans list doesn't mean poo poo in the long run. I've never been a good student until recently and this is a huge goal of mine.
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May 2, 2017 22:20
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Officially switched majors to communication studies. Apparently the Comm honors society is 3.25 or whatever with just major req GPA so I'm gonna go for that.
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May 3, 2017 00:43
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TBeats posted:I've already started reading my accounting textbook for next semester. My first semester post Army I had a 3.98 or something. Was very upset about my A-. Every successive semester afterwards was a lower GPA as I realized how pointless it is to put all that effort in.
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May 3, 2017 01:01
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milk milk lemonade posted:My first semester post Army I had a 3.98 or something. Was very upset about my A-. I think I broke a coworker's brain with my no-fucks-given attitude about my GPA, aside from passing and maintaining the minimum needed to be a TA.
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May 3, 2017 01:19
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Naked Bear posted:If you're lurking, let this be a lesson to you: get your poo poo done right the first time so that you're not doing it as a worn-out, sadbrains rear end in a top hat in your early thirties. ftfy  
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May 3, 2017 03:19
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 At least regarding being old as gently caress, I've never really gone through this before. Finishing my German Master's equivalent up whenever I get back home and have time to kill, no point in cramming in two more semesters that have nothing to do with my envisioned job till then.
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May 3, 2017 03:24
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Welp, just got my grades back for the second semester. Didn't quite make dean's list this time, but still a decent showing. Never thought I'd get disappointed by Bs.
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May 3, 2017 03:49
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Signed my lease-takeover for the summer in a private residence hall adjacent to campus, and the leasing manager is a 23-year-old that is graduating on the same day as I am. The apartment complex is the same one I've lived in in the summer of 2015, and they apparently still haven't changed the remotest thing about their contracts and policy. Hilariously, healthy parts of their contract are at considerable odds with state law and municipal ordinances, and their "policy" is still at odds with their own loving contract, because it seems they've been moving around boilerplate documents between franchise apartment complexes for the past 10 years without ever having them cross-checked by a lawyer. The inventory and condition form for the lease takeover is literally a carbon copy of one for an apartment complex in Tempe...with no loving changes whatsoever.  Smoke detector in the bathroom is also disabled, and - needless to say - the motherfucker smells like Ganja 
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May 3, 2017 07:51
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May 3, 2017 08:09
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only honors I got from school was for pro bono hours because I'm a lazy gently caress in the classroom, but when I'm actually helping people that need it I bust my rear end.
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May 3, 2017 15:30
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MancXVI posted:Just finished my last presentation, graduating on Monday with a BS in Computer Engineering. Literally just wrapped up a ten year plan to unfuck my life and I think it worked. I hope you're going to a recruiter's office on Tuesday to reenlist
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May 3, 2017 21:57
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Evil SpongeBob posted:I hope you're going to a recruiter's office on Tuesday to reenlist That's my plan after medical school
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May 3, 2017 22:00
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Mmmm, law school acceptance letters. Time to ignore the good advice of my peers and forge ahead, just like enlisting.
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May 4, 2017 16:20
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Mmmm, law school acceptance letters. Time to ignore the good advice of my peers and forge ahead, just like enlisting. I mean if you're gonna be a moron might as well go post in the law school/lawyer thread in BFC. Seriously, though, unless you're going to a T14 don't expect riches. You're going to law school to work a 40-50k/year job for the most part.
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May 4, 2017 16:46
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Mr. Nice! posted:Seriously, though, unless you're going to a T14 don't expect riches. You're going to law school to work a 40-50k/year job for the most part. My wife graduates from Stanford next month  We don't talk much since she's studying for the bar 
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May 4, 2017 17:01
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Like the job that I'm trying to get is going to pay me 40k at most if I get it, and it's not likely that I do.
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May 4, 2017 17:09
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Mr. Nice! posted:Like the job that I'm trying to get is going to pay me 40k at most if I get it, and it's not likely that I do. Well considering those amounts are more than I am currently earning and I'll get paid to attend school in the interim I'll take it! And I will never take advise, legal or otherwise, from goons.
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