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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I'm counting this one.

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DJ Turbo Punch
Feb 3, 2006

WAKE UP



Yeah, it probably stinks to feel ostracized and told you're not welcome just because of your beliefs.

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Fulchrum posted:

Clinton didn't even go to the island you dense gently caress, he just occassionally flew on Epsteins plane between major destinations. I know that the desire to scream that Democrats are evil will make you defend any lie by Republicans to the Clintons, but maybe try looking these things up.

This; also, lol if people think Epstein would still be such a fixture of PEDO SATAN PIZZA ELITE conspiracy theories if he were named "Eppington" instead. IT'S ANTISEMITISM, YOU FUCKS. Did he rape some kids? Probably not as many as Trump (and I don't think any of them were his daughter). But he's Jewish, so there'd Better Be Someone Investigating This Harder. Totally ignore that he was actually convicted and sent to prison. How much harder is he even supposed to get investigated? Well, hard enough to find evidence that Bill Clinton hosed kids, I guess! Yeah, I'm sure you'll turn something up eventually!

(For gently caress's sake, they've been trying to pin the worst poo poo imaginable on Bill Clinton for decades and haven't found squat. At this rate, I'm getting convinced that Bill Clinton is the most morally upstanding straight man in existence.)

Also, :laffo: if you think Epstein's island has any connection to his pedophilia. I mean, if I were a pedophile billionaire with a private island, then, well, I'd kill myself 'cuz pedophile, but ignoring that, I wouldn't devote an entire goddamn island to loving kids, because I can think of approximately infinity more useful applications for it than that.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Y'know I was really hoping when I clicked this thread in my bookmarks that I'd get to see Fulchrum and 21 Muns discuss conspiracy theories, thanks for making that dream come true

Lurdiak posted:

I'm counting this one.



Straub consistently crushes it when he does political commentary

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

21 Muns posted:

This; also, lol if people think Epstein would still be such a fixture of PEDO SATAN PIZZA ELITE conspiracy theories if he were named "Eppington" instead. IT'S ANTISEMITISM, YOU FUCKS. Did he rape some kids? Probably not as many as Trump (and I don't think any of them were his daughter). But he's Jewish, so there'd Better Be Someone Investigating This Harder. Totally ignore that he was actually convicted and sent to prison. How much harder is he even supposed to get investigated? Well, hard enough to find evidence that Bill Clinton hosed kids, I guess! Yeah, I'm sure you'll turn something up eventually!

(For gently caress's sake, they've been trying to pin the worst poo poo imaginable on Bill Clinton for decades and haven't found squat. At this rate, I'm getting convinced that Bill Clinton is the most morally upstanding straight man in existence.)

Also, :laffo: if you think Epstein's island has any connection to his pedophilia. I mean, if I were a pedophile billionaire with a private island, then, well, I'd kill myself 'cuz pedophile, but ignoring that, I wouldn't devote an entire goddamn island to loving kids, because I can think of approximately infinity more useful applications for it than that.

Didn't a Trump Campaign chair just get charged with child molestation as well?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Did he rape some kids? Probably...
gently caress off Muns.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Cloud Potato posted:

Telegraph:


Independent:



Funny to see British cartoonists give rosettes to label foreign politicians. Sure it's not accurate (rosettes are a purely British thing AFAIK) but it's a clever way to make a label fit in the picture and it makes sense for the core audience so it's not a bad idea.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Previously...on Galatianman...


And now...Galatianman...

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It's okay, he's been saved by...a glowy cloud?

2
Look I'm an amorphous blob angel. My job is rescuing people that worship us.

3
Oh no! The...weird...walking woodchucks or whatever that's supposed to be, are closing in to finish the job!

Will our hero survive? Tune in next time. Same Galatian Time; Same Galatian Thread!

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

loquacius posted:

Y'know I was really hoping when I clicked this thread in my bookmarks that I'd get to see Fulchrum and 21 Muns discuss conspiracy theories, thanks for making that dream come true

Oh I'm sorry, I should have realised that coming in with the equivalent of "Comet Pizza doesn't have a basement you loving moron" was a conspiracy theory. Guess I should have known better than to question the idea that the Clintons are the most evil thing ever, and anything bad anyone ever says about them needs to be treated as the truth, or free speech and freedom dies.

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Improbable Lobster posted:

Didn't a Trump Campaign chair just get charged with child molestation as well?

Don't doubt it one bit; those are some seriously gross people. PizzaGate is as projectiony as it gets.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Fulchrum posted:

Oh I'm sorry, I should have realised that coming in with the equivalent of "Comet Pizza doesn't have a basement you loving moron" was a conspiracy theory. Guess I should have known better than to question the idea that the Clintons are the most evil thing ever, and anything bad anyone ever says about them needs to be treated as the truth, or free speech and freedom dies.

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD
A Kelvin-Helmholtz Instability Cartoon

Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

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Really quite silly indeed.

Mr. Squishy posted:

Look at that adorable... world banking industries? General powers that be? He's so nervous, I want to protect him.

"REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE!"
/


(I know I'm late, but how could I not?)

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Pants Donkey posted:

Previously...on Galatianman...


And now...Galatianman...

1
It's okay, he's been saved by...a glowy cloud?

2
Look I'm an amorphous blob angel. My job is rescuing people that worship us.

3
Oh no! The...weird...walking woodchucks or whatever that's supposed to be, are closing in to finish the job!

Will our hero survive? Tune in next time. Same Galatian Time; Same Galatian Thread!

He was saved by a sentient load?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Keep in mind his Native American (Babylonian? I have no idea where the gently caress he is now) guide died in the explosion.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Twelve by Pies posted:

Boy, this cartoon couldn't have come at a better time.

https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/856880318082580481

Is there a collection of all the sad/stressed Bannon pictures accumulated so far, they never fail to lift my mood.

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

redgubbinz posted:

Is there a collection of all the sad/stressed Bannon pictures accumulated so far, they never fail to lift my mood.

To be fair, I imagine that he's sad and stressed in most pictures. Just being Steve Bannon is a terrible fate I wouldn't wish on anyone except Steve Bannon.

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Kopijeger posted:

Why invent a new hairstyle for Liberty?


She's letting her hair down

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

First Dog on the Moon:

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.


What was Fox News planning to do with all those clones of Theresa May?

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Abyssal Squid posted:

Suddenly got a craving for some Clovis, so here's a few recent cartoons I found intelligible without knowing the state of Jamaican politics:

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It looks like he's using Bang Belly Economy as his Korner Kelly now:

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5

...I don't think I like this. (Also, in the comments on that last one someone said "ACTUALLY she wasn't killed for cussing, but for resisting the police! Big, meaningful difference, she deserved it.")

Clovis tends to be anti-police, or at least anti-police state. Others in Jamaica can be a bit less inclined to blame the cops as crime is really bad. I mostly avoided posting comments because they can be both unintelligible and infuriating, but maybe that wouldn't be a bad idea in the future as it adds a bit more to the cartoons.

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

Ursa Adorandum

ACRE & EQUAT posted:

A Kelvin-Helmholtz Instability Cartoon

I was thinking the road should be labelled "Karman Vortex St." though it wouldn't be quite accurate.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Trapezium Dave posted:

First Dog on the Moon:



I don't normally read all of First Dog, but this time I did. I had hopped that eventually I'd have some loving clue what was going on.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Okay so if either of them have to be compared to Napoleon shouldn't it be the actual nationalist

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



GORKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
Garrison has had a big think about things.



the latest Garrison Hot Take® posted:

The ‘Antifa’ dress in black, wear masks and resort to physical violence. They use force to silence those with whom they disagree. They consider anyone to the right of Lenin to be ‘Nazis,’ while they engage in brown shirted, Hitler-like tactics themselves. They are most likely funded by the globalist George Soros. His job is to stir up strife and conflict. He enjoys keeping populaces distracted by means of hate and violence while he and his ilk advance their plans for a one-world government.
Once a haven for free speech, Berkeley has now become a giant safe space where uniform thinking is encouraged. After all, free speech is extremely dangerous. Why? Because it might hurt someone’s feelings! Feelings are now more important than facts and logic on too many college campuses. The Berkeley faculty and campus police seem to favor the Antifa. Instead of headlong debate, heads are getting hit with bike locks—and the Antifa culprits get away with it.
These spoiled brats apparently think they’re leading a cultural Marxist revolution. They had better not escalate the situation further. If there is gun play, a great many conservatives will fight back. I hope that doesn’t happen. We already have a cold war of sorts between the blue and red states. We don’t need an escalation into a hot war.
It’s time for far-left colleges to practice what they’re preaching. Namely, they need to start being more ‘inclusive' and embrace ‘diversity.' This means including even (gasp!) white, male conservatives. Welcome all voices to the debate table, not only those who recite the usual politically correct narrative by rote. Give others who aren’t socialists a chance to be heard. Don’t be afraid to engage in rational discourse. It might end up challenging and expanding minds. Isn’t that what college is for?

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Jonas Albrecht posted:

GORKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't you work with Jared Kushner?

HAHAHAHA! FOR NOW!

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Don't underestimate Gorka, folks. You know, the average thinker might play two or three chess moves ahead. Gorka plays five Stratego moves ahead!

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Garrison already back to defending a pedophile and a healthy dose of "we aren't the Nazis, you are the Nazis." Just incredible.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

Garrison has had a big think about things.



What an absolute shame for whatsherface and noted pedophile defender Milo somethingorother

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



SSNeoman posted:

What an absolute shame for whatsherface and noted pedophile defender Milo somethingorother
Hah. There's a bit in the Garrison profile where he defends Milo, but it's fairly opaque. Nice to have a full-throated endorsement instead.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Wait, the Statue of Liberty has green hair and is crying. Is she an SJW snowflake? I'm confused.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Garrison really missed his calling designing Earthbound enemies.

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

Hmmm...I think-
-and stay with me on this-
-I think Garrison might be comparing that guy to a nazi.

Or he just wanted to draw a swastika.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

KillerQueen posted:

Hmmm...I think-
-and stay with me on this-
-I think Garrison might be comparing that guy to a nazi.

Or he just wanted to draw a swastika.

Por que no los dos?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

KillerQueen posted:

Hmmm...I think-
-and stay with me on this-
-I think Garrison might be comparing that guy to a nazi.

Or he just wanted to draw a swastika.

I give it ten weeks tops before he openly and directly endorses literal Nazism.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Discendo Vox posted:

Are the british papers seriously equating Marcon and Le Pen?

No, contrasting. Macron is full of hot air, le Pen is a flying pig and a bomb about to explode. Macron isn't coming in especially hard from the left, but he makes le Pen look like Hitler; slightly disingenuous because she is Hitler, or at least in exactly the same place on the compass. The Telegraph, who are staunch Tory and thus already support a xenophobic halfwit 100%, don't say anything about le Pen and play up the idea that MACRON BAD. Only the Times are really equating them, and even then it's just an "equally bad" thing: she's a ghoul, he's a champagne socialist.

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


So what I'm getting is: Democrat creature is a slave to fad and does whatever a celebrity tells them, Republican child doubts that sleep is necessary because it might be a dumb fad that's bad for you.

I don't think this analogy was well thought out.

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