KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

yeah but they probably don't teach it at the mall dojo

On the contrary, you can teach the deadliest discipline in the cosmos to as many as you like. After all, the deadlier it is, the fewer of the poor students will survive to besmirch your name, and the deaths of the better ones will be even more noteworthy.

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# ? May 21, 2024 08:32

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

excellent, 9/10

# ? Apr 22, 2017 12:35

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Poltergrift posted:

Update. There's no rule that says a dog can't be sinister.

but that's a cat.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 13:17

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

the most sinister dog of all...

# ? Apr 22, 2017 15:06

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

thatbastardken posted:

the most sinister dog of all...

Dogs are just firm cats.

# ? Apr 22, 2017 16:50

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

puppy!!!

# ? Apr 23, 2017 02:14

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

atomicthumbs posted:

puppy!!!

A profoundly inadvisable tact to take when approaching Mogrin.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 02:55

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Noodles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

# ? Apr 23, 2017 03:01

akulanization: Dec 21, 2013

atomicthumbs posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Noodles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

spend more on Noodles.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 04:55

Mazerunner: Apr 22, 2010; Good Hunter, what... what is this post?

atomicthumbs posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Noodles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

unleash your kingly iron will and speak the 2nd, 4th and 7th syllables of Royalty to Cut all debt from your being

# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:44

AriadneThread: Feb 17, 2011; The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.

zoss is actually just spending a year dead for tax reasons

# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:50

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

atomicthumbs posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Noodles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Spend less on rent.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 07:53

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

atomicthumbs posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Noodles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Why are you spending $200 on food when you already have noodles?

# ? Apr 23, 2017 09:39

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Cat Mattress posted:

Why are you spending $200 on food when you already have noodles?

Most food does not have a transcendental function to it

# ? Apr 23, 2017 09:51

Archenteron: Nov 3, 2006

paragon1 posted:

Spend less on rent.

A barrel is certainly cheaper

# ? Apr 23, 2017 10:33

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Mr. Lobe posted:

A profoundly inadvisable tact to take when approaching Mogrin.

i'm gonna pet the puppy

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:44

chami: Mar 28, 2011; Keep it classy, boys~; Fun Shoe

atomicthumbs posted:

family is dying

The sanctioned action is to :sever:

# ? Apr 24, 2017 00:13

White Coke: May 29, 2015

paragon1 posted:

Spend less on rent.

I agree, you can't be a murderhobo if you have a place to live.

# ? Apr 24, 2017 04:47

TheDemon: Dec 11, 2006; _{...on the plus side I'm feeling much more angry now than I expected so this totally helps me get in character.}

atomicthumbs posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Noodles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

you need to Cut your expenses

# ? Apr 24, 2017 05:02

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

atomicthumbs posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Noodles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

only an idiot would want my financial advise, and i do not teach idiots. now get out of my barrel.

# ? Apr 24, 2017 08:43

Archonex: May 2, 2012; MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

That last panel before they focus on the dog-cat-thing is really indicative. I was wondering why she was called the white eyed woman when her eyes are red and then :stare:

.

Edit: Also, I love how the demons have this weird gang aesthetic going on despite being horrifying monsters. Kind of puts the setting in perspective when your average demon is relegated to acting like a street thug due to the nature of everything else in the setting.

Archonex fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Apr 25, 2017

# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:31

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

The White Eyed Woman is the bar itself (hence the graffiti in the first panel).

# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:55

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

gently caress me :stare:

(update)

# ? Apr 26, 2017 06:57

Poltergrift: Feb 16, 2014; "When I grow up, I'm gonna be a proper swordsman. One with clothes."

Yeah, at the risk of obviousness, Hell is not looking like a great place to be.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 06:59

Superstring: Jul 22, 2007; I thought I was going insane for a second.

Are Mogrin and Monkey Trouble ebon devils or something?

# ? Apr 26, 2017 07:53

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

I have some concerns about those chains.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 08:01

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i think all bets are off when it comes to the physical appearance of ebon devils.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 08:05

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

metal

# ? Apr 26, 2017 08:08

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

We are seeing Allison's "I have made a huge mistake" face sooner than I expected.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 08:51

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Forgall posted:

We are seeing Allison's "I have made a huge mistake" face sooner than I expected.

check out how she's making the whole lift shake more as they get further and further down lol

# ? Apr 26, 2017 09:33

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think that is more that lift ain't OSHA approved. Hell has sloppy craftsmanship

# ? Apr 26, 2017 09:44

Archenteron: Nov 3, 2006

Is that giant white furry winged devil an Avshalom cameo? It's ears weren't visible enough to tell.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 10:27

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it reminds me of goya's painting of saturn

# ? Apr 26, 2017 10:35

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

"I'M ON MY FUCKIN' LUNCH BREAK, OK?"

Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Apr 26, 2017

# ? Apr 26, 2017 10:46

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Archenteron posted:

Is that giant white furry winged devil an Avshalom cameo? It's ears weren't visible enough to tell.

it has no ears and no genitals so no

# ? Apr 26, 2017 11:22

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Archenteron posted:

Is that giant white furry winged devil an Avshalom cameo? It's ears weren't visible enough to tell.

It's a Saturn Eating His Son cameo. Further down the text mimics Jabberwocky.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 11:27

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

Superstring posted:

Are Mogrin and Monkey Trouble ebon devils or something?

Mogrin at least is probably a devil possessing a Servant, like Cio's hubby.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 12:22

ZeeToo: Feb 20, 2008; I'm a kitty!

So did/will we ever get a resolution as to which of Prince Kassardis' wives would win in the end, or was the end of the story just the Very Wise Frog?

# ? Apr 26, 2017 13:50

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

TheRagamuffin posted:

I have some concerns about those chains.

Pete's really a chill dude once you get to know him

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paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

I like the statue.

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