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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

What people generally think of as pumpkins (happy round orange things) have been specifically grown to be good for presentation and terrible for eating (watery muck)

Most pumpkin varieties are terrifying and you feel like you're eating mutant radiated gourds:



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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

cowofwar posted:

I just draw on some sugar pie pumpkins for Halloween and then clean, cook, purée and freeze them.

Promove

Virtue
Jan 7, 2009

Pumpkin chat is blowing my mind right now

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Cold on a Cob posted:

Most cans of pumpkin aren't pumpkin.

Yes they are, it's just a different variety of pumpkin. The stuff you see in the store for carving is decorative, kind of like those pretty decorative squash are pretty and you don't really want to eat them.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Enfys posted:

What people generally think of as pumpkins (happy round orange things) have been specifically grown to be good for presentation and terrible for eating (watery muck)

Most pumpkin varieties are terrifying and you feel like you're eating mutant radiated gourds:





I got a weird green pumpkin thing at the grocery during fall one year and cut it into slices and glazed it with a maple sugar-y reduction and baked them until they were soft and golden brown and it was amazing, that's my pumpkin story thanks

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
Pave paradise, put up a hockey store


quote:

Wasn't quite sure where to post so I thought I try here first.

Right now I'm a 25yo Graphic designer who, for lack of a better term, despises the company and its current policies it holds. I was talking with a friend a few weeks back about some hockey related things and it got me thinking about why there isn't a hockey shop in the local area. To be even more specific, the next two closest cities also don't have shops despite having hockey rinks and it's around 2 hours to the closest store.

So long story short I want to get an idea of what it could actually take to start up and run a hockey store (possibly other goods as well).

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
How do i rent a storefront, buy poo poo from china and then mark it up?

brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

Virtue posted:

Pumpkin chat is blowing my mind right now

Wel, you see the thing about pumpkins is that they're absolutely GWM. You. Buy a bunch a pumpkins, and pull the insides out through a nice hole and make some pies with them. That's cheap eating! Then, you just go ahead and gently caress that hole and you don't need to spend money on dates or prostitutes or even interacting with other human beings.

Virtue
Jan 7, 2009

cowofwar posted:

How do i rent a storefront, buy poo poo from china and then mark it up?

Step 1: be born a Trump

double ohm seven
Jul 14, 2016

KingSlime posted:

since my PC is in my bedroom anyways

Don't do this unless you're 14. Bedroom's for sleeping and loving only.

epenthesis
Jan 12, 2008

I'M TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN!

double ohm seven posted:

Don't do this unless you're 14. Bedroom's for sleeping and loving only.

Having an apartment big enough to house your desk in a separate room is BWM, in New York at least.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

double ohm seven posted:

Don't do this unless you're 14. Bedroom's for sleeping and loving only.

I'll have you know my bed is my favorite place to read books too no matter the time of day :colbert:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

double ohm seven posted:

Don't do this unless you're 14. Bedroom's for sleeping and loving only.

What if you're loving your hand, aided by your computer? Huh smart guy? :smuggo:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Volmarias posted:

What if you're loving your hand, aided by your computer? Huh smart guy? :smuggo:

Laptop.

Anyway we use the second bedroom for computer and hobbies and it's nice but I definitely wouldn't do this if I needed to live any closer to the city since the cost would roughly triple i'm sure

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Not having a second bedroom or den to convert into a Masturbatorium is BWM.

The cleaning costs alone will pay for themselves in a year or two if you replace the carpet with tile and just hose it down periodically.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Not having a second bedroom or den to convert into a Masturbatorium is BWM.

The cleaning costs alone will pay for themselves in a year or two if you replace the carpet with tile and just hose it down periodically.

Gives you the option to slowly and painstakingly paint the walls, too.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Gives you the option to slowly and painstakingly paint the walls, too.

I didn't know you were a Jackson Pollock enthusiast. :barf:

moana
Jun 18, 2005

one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web
It's me, I'm bad with money. I sent out my IRS checks and didn't remember to transfer the money from my savings account to my checking account in time. What happens when you send a check to the IRS and it bounces? I'm going to find out, I guess ah fuckkkk meeeeeee

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

moana posted:

It's me, I'm bad with money. I sent out my IRS checks and didn't remember to transfer the money from my savings account to my checking account in time. What happens when you send a check to the IRS and it bounces? I'm going to find out, I guess ah fuckkkk meeeeeee

Apparently they tend to re-run the check to try to get it to clear a second time a few days later for just this kind of occasion. Make the appropriate transfers and watch your accounts.

saltylopez
Mar 30, 2010

moana posted:

It's me, I'm bad with money. I sent out my IRS checks and didn't remember to transfer the money from my savings account to my checking account in time. What happens when you send a check to the IRS and it bounces? I'm going to find out, I guess ah fuckkkk meeeeeee

They'll probably send you a letter and add an NSF fee/penalty to your total. Possible Failure to pay penalties (.5% per mo) and interest too.

^ What they said too. I've seen them try to cash checks twice.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



epenthesis posted:

Having an apartment big enough to house your desk in a separate room is BWM, in New York at least.

And if you are in an apartment with roommates there frequently isn't enough room in the common areas. My current apartment is the first place with room for a desk outside of my bedroom. Hopefully next one has room for my wife's too.

moana
Jun 18, 2005

one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web

Not a Children posted:

Apparently they tend to re-run the check to try to get it to clear a second time a few days later for just this kind of occasion. Make the appropriate transfers and watch your accounts.
Crossing my fingers for this one. Stupid me. I'm going to blame it on the baby, I used to check Mint every day to make sure my money was in the right places, but now it's all "feed the baby, Moana," "change the diaper, Moana," "don't let the baby eat any more cardboard, Moana."

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

moana posted:

It's me, I'm bad with money. I sent out my IRS checks and didn't remember to transfer the money from my savings account to my checking account in time. What happens when you send a check to the IRS and it bounces? I'm going to find out, I guess ah fuckkkk meeeeeee

BWM: not having overdraft protection on your checking account. OD protection can be bad for people with no self control bit if you had the money to pay in another account I am guessing that is not you.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




moana posted:

Crossing my fingers for this one. Stupid me. I'm going to blame it on the baby, I used to check Mint every day to make sure my money was in the right places, but now it's all "feed the baby, Moana," "change the diaper, Moana," "don't let the baby eat any more cardboard, Moana."

That last one is really hard, in my experience.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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therobit posted:

BWM: not having overdraft protection on your checking account. OD protection can be bad for people with no self control bit if you had the money to pay in another account I am guessing that is not you.

Will overdraft protection really cover a couple thousand though? I thought that was more like $500 max.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

therobit posted:

BWM: not having overdraft protection on your checking account. OD protection can be bad for people with no self control bit if you had the money to pay in another account I am guessing that is not you.

Are you talking about the kind that transfers money from savings or the kind that puts you in debt with the bank and charges you $30 a day or whatever that was such a big ripoff it got regulated to being optional

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

ate all the Oreos posted:

Are you talking about the kind that transfers money from savings or the kind that puts you in debt with the bank and charges you $30 a day or whatever that was such a big ripoff it got regulated to being optional

My "overdraft protection" was an automatic cash advance on my credit card at some ridiculous interest rate. It was worse than useless.

Mantle
May 15, 2004

Mine is up to $15k at 5.2% through my line of credit. It costs me cents to borrow thousands for a few days while a transfer clears to cover the overdraft.

epenthesis
Jan 12, 2008

I'M TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN!
Mine is a separate line of credit at a not-terrible rate. Now that I've become intelligent enough not to carry any debt on it, the bank sends me periodic messages helpfully suggesting that I use it to consolidate debt/use it for emergencies/treat it like it's free money.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Twerk from Home posted:

Will overdraft protection really cover a couple thousand though? I thought that was more like $500 max.

OD protection comes in as many forms as there are lines of credit. Some it's a dedicated line of credit, often small like your example. Other times it comes out of your linked savings account (plus a usurious payday loan fee), or a linked credit card. If you want more than $500 just ask, they will run your credit and make it larger (or smaller) depending on what comes back.

Edit: Looking at Capital One 360 they have easy to set options (which is shocking given how hard it can be to get banks to close this line of credit at the majors.)

1. Auto decline. The Get hosed option. $0 fee
2. Auto savings transfer. $0 fee
3. Line of credit. $1000 max, pay interest at an unspecified rate, they claim it to be "pennies."
4. "Next day grace" - $0 if you cover the balance in 24 hours, otherwise $35. Optionally includes ATM withdrawals. Coverage not guaranteed.

If it's an actual check it will cost you $9 NSF regardless of option.

H110Hawk fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Apr 26, 2017

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

double ohm seven posted:

Don't do this unless you're 14. Bedroom's for sleeping and loving only.

bedrooms are for whatever the gently caress i want them to be, I'm the one paying rent and paying extra rent for an "office" is a dumb, colossal waste of money to me (this is the BFC subforum, right?). I'd rather get a really nice tiny apt vs a larger space where the compromises are apparent (rent is not cheap in major metro areas).

In all seriousness, why though? I've heard a few "crunchy types" say this kind of stuff before without really having any logical arguments to back up this claim. Should I toss my guitars out the living room too because they don't fit under the rigid conditions sent forth by this mandate?

Most reasonable arguments tend to center around quality of sleep but thankfully my sleep is fine as I am a healthy adult. Sux to suck i guess?

E:

ate all the Oreos posted:

Anyway we use the second bedroom for computer and hobbies and it's nice but I definitely wouldn't do this if I needed to live any closer to the city since the cost would roughly triple i'm sure

Yep I love living in the heart of the city and also like being able to piss money around like a deluded working class chump who thinks he's "well off," so less is literally more in my case, a studio is too humble for me but a 1br is just right.

Like I said, extra space is massively overrated by most people, having less things (or constantly getting rid of stuff) is actually really great and chill

KingSlime fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Apr 26, 2017

FateFree
Nov 14, 2003

I think he was only saying that its nice, if you have extra rooms, to only leave your bedroom for sleeping and loving. I agree with him 100%, but it obviously doesn't apply to small apartments. The reason behind it is simply that you'll sleep better in a room where you do nothing but sleep (or do things that make you sleepy afterwards)

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Yeah that's where I see the logic. But wouldn't most people ruin this by playing on their smartphones in bed?

ego symphonic
Feb 23, 2010

KingSlime posted:

bedrooms are for whatever the gently caress i want them to be, I'm the one paying rent and paying extra rent for an "office" is a dumb, colossal waste of money to me (this is the BFC subforum, right?). I'd rather get a really nice tiny apt vs a larger space where the compromises are apparent (rent is not cheap in major metro areas).

In all seriousness, why though? I've heard a few "crunchy types" say this kind of stuff before without really having any logical arguments to back up this claim. Should I toss my guitars out the living room too because they don't fit under the rigid conditions sent forth by this mandate?

Most reasonable arguments tend to center around quality of sleep but thankfully my sleep is fine as I am a healthy adult. Sux to suck i guess?

E:


Yep I love living in the heart of the city and also like being able to piss money around like a deluded working class chump who thinks he's "well off," so less is literally more in my case, a studio is too humble for me but a 1br is just right.

Like I said, extra space is massively overrated by most people, having less things (or constantly getting rid of stuff) is actually really great and chill

Do whatever you want. No one cares.

FateFree
Nov 14, 2003

KingSlime posted:

Yeah that's where I see the logic. But wouldn't most people ruin this by playing on their smartphones in bed?

Well I charge my phone outside my room so I don't hear network support calls in the middle of the night haha. But if you don't have the right mindset for it it doesn't matter what you do. It has helped me, for what its worth.

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

KingSlime posted:

Yeah that's where I see the logic. But wouldn't most people ruin this by playing on their smartphones in bed?
Yes, and they do. This is part of why f.lux exists.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

If you have insomnia, keeping the bedroom as purely a place for sex and sleep is a good practice that can help by strengthening the association between "bedroom" and "get a boner and/or fall asleep now." If you sleep easily, it probably doesn't matter. Either way, do whatever, we're not your mom.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I tried that and now every time I try to go to sleep I get a boner.

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

Fitzy Fitz posted:

I tried that and now every time I try to go to sleep I get a boner.
It's better than the opposite problem.

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pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

If you have insomnia, keeping the bedroom as purely a place for sex and sleep is a good practice that can help by strengthening the association between "bedroom" and "get a boner and/or fall asleep now." If you sleep easily, it probably doesn't matter. Either way, do whatever, we're not your mom.

I have heard and read this argument plenty of times with regard to the bed, which makes sense, but not the entire bedroom. Are people in studios or open lofts just hosed when it comes to sleep quality?

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