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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



if what I'm seeing about his contract is true, oh my god what are you doing Raiders.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

:colbert: I am far from the most insufferable Raiders poster. Probably top 5 though

Mostly referring to irl Raiders fans. Also Toymachine and warcrimes

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

a neat cape posted:

Also Toymachine and warcrimes
I thought they were the same person?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/857319587582545925

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eli Wiggum posted:

I thought they were the same person?

That would explain a lot

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Guess there's our annual old player reclamation. Bennett was too young and too recently good to qualify.

This guy was cut by the Seahawks. Not exactly a vote of confidence.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

TheChirurgeon posted:

I mean it's possible but I suspect we'll see some teams trade up because of the perceived value of the QB position and because everybody thinks they'll need to

If Mahomes is still sitting there toward the bottom of the first and the Cowboys don't see a defensive player available they rank much higher than guys with a 2nd or 3rd round grade, they might do what Seattle did last year and trade down for a 2nd & 3rd or 4th just for sheer volume of defensive spots to fill.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Trade is Lynch + 2018 6th for 2018 5th

Lynch's contract is :psyduck:

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/857313275104591877

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
What the gently caress Raiders

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'd laugh at that but they've got the space and it almost surely won't prevent them from getting whoever they want later on.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Ragnarok the Red posted:

If Mahomes is still sitting there toward the bottom of the first and the Cowboys don't see a defensive player available they rank much higher than guys with a 2nd or 3rd round grade, they might do what Seattle did last year and trade down for a 2nd & 3rd or 4th just for sheer volume of defensive spots to fill.

Maybe but I think there's almost no way the Cowboys don't draft a DB at 28.



Kalli posted:

Trade is Lynch + 2018 6th for 2018 5th

Lynch's contract is :psyduck:

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/857313275104591877

That is a lot of money to pay for a Marshawn Lynch in current condition

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

lol AP must be stomping mad

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

fsif posted:

lol AP must be stomping mad
mad enough to beat his kid

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
You guys should stop beating around the bush with these jokes.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Should probably just switch topics altogether.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

weird Asian candy posted:

Should probably just switch topics altogether.

I've got this in the bag.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Are they doing this to cull players but maintain the salary floor?

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

sean10mm posted:

I've got this in the bag.

and stop talking about the Lynch contract? That's nuts

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Beep boop wait for the guaranteed numbers

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Happy about Beastmode, don't give a poo poo about the numbers. His contract won't prevent us from keeping anyone important.

Gonna go buy some Skittles and get drunk.

Raiders, bitch

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Raiders have the cap space I believe, and Lynch is going to help sell jerseys and get butts into (decrepit crumbling) Oakland seats.

e. They need to get some silver and black skittles for him and then also sell silver and black skittles, get a marketing thing going with Mars/Wrigley.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I would definitely buy black & silver Skittles.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
"over paying for Marshawn Lynch to unretire and run roughshod behind Oaklands Oline is a bad idea" - a freaking lame-o

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Blitz7x posted:

"over paying for Marshawn Lynch to unretire and run roughshod behind Oaklands Oline is a bad idea" - a freaking lame-o

The running roughshod bit to be determined of course.

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Black Sunshine posted:

Happy about Beastmode, don't give a poo poo about the numbers. His contract won't prevent us from keeping anyone important.

Gonna go buy some Skittles and get drunk.

Raiders, bitch



Edit: "Beast Mode the rainbow" is pretty weak.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Grittybeard posted:

The running roughshod bit to be determined of course.

I do like that the Raiders saw what the colts have been doing and thought, yeah that.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

"over paying for Marshawn Lynch to unretire and run roughshod behind Oaklands Oline is a bad idea" - a freaking lame-o

Lol you're excited about a 31 year old RB who hasn't played in two years and was hurt and lovely the last time he played

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Marshawn Lynch does, in fact, own, though.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

fsif posted:

Marshawn Lynch does, in fact, own, though.

1/1 Severely injured Canadian girls agree

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

a neat cape posted:

Lol you're excited about a 31 year old RB who hasn't played in two years and was hurt and lovely the last time he played

2014: 3 wins 13 losses
2015: 7 wins 9 losses
2016: 12 wins 4 losses
A little forecasting using complicated math
2017: 18 wins 2 losses

Yeah I'm excited

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

2014: 3 wins 13 losses
2015: 7 wins 9 losses
2016: 12 wins 4 losses
A little forecasting using complicated math
2017: 18 wins 2 losses

Yeah I'm excited

Being excited about the Raiders and thinking Lynch is going to be the piece that pushes you over the top are two different things my friend

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Blitz7x posted:

2014: 3 wins 13 losses
2015: 7 wins 9 losses
2016: 12 wins 4 losses
A little forecasting using complicated math
2017: 18 wins 2 losses

Yeah I'm excited

How are they playing 20 games while still having 18 wins? 14-2 and they dont get a bye?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

cheesetriangles posted:

How are they playing 20 games while still having 18 wins? 14-2 and they dont get a bye?

:thejoke:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

SKULL.GIF posted:

Guess there's our annual old player reclamation. Bennett was too young and too recently good to qualify.

This guy was cut by the Seahawks. Not exactly a vote of confidence.

He played for the Saints last year and was alright.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Blitz7x posted:

2014: 3 wins 13 losses
2015: 7 wins 9 losses
2016: 12 wins 4 losses
A little forecasting using complicated math
2017: 18 wins 2 losses

Yeah I'm excited

Your math is flawed. You should have -2 wins. :science:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

You mean -2 losses.

13
-4 = 9
-5 = 4
-6 = -2

and next year that'll go to -9 losses.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Leperflesh posted:

You mean -2 losses.

13
-4 = 9
-5 = 4
-6 = -2

and next year that'll go to -9t losses.

I can't do anything right today :v:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

CharlestheHammer posted:

I do like that the Raiders saw what the colts have been doing and thought, yeah that.
But the Raiders have a good OL and something resembling a defense?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Derek Carr will prove to be better than Andrew Luck. There I said it that's my hot take

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Leperflesh posted:

Derek Carr will prove to be better than Andrew Luck. There I said it that's my hot take

I mean he pretty clearly already is

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