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Nazzadan posted:My [23F] boyfriend [25M] started masturbating next to me when I denied him a handjob, what do I do? (NSFW?) It's weird how common pop culture makes it out to be but I honestly think that if your SO is regularly turning you down it needs to be addressed asap or you should just breakup.
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quote:I have a buddy that the gang calls a Nazi/Hitler, purely because he has a vaguely German Fisto PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION. I have an old friend that to this day is called "Nazi Gavin" because he lived in Germany for 8 years. We still find any excuse to joke about the Holocaust in the UK. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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ArbitraryC posted:This reminded me of a goon that used to post a lot about his miserable relationship and kept an excel spreadsheet to track his monthly handjobs. why the gently caress would you even get salty about a lack of handjobs every chick does it like they're milking a loving cow or something
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Me [37F] with my [47 M] 2 month dating. Need help ending it.quote:tl;dr Im a freebird commitment phobe who normally doesn't suck as ending things
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ArbitraryC posted:This reminded me of a goon that used to post a lot about his miserable relationship and kept an excel spreadsheet to track his monthly handjobs. gently caress, if you're reduced to begging for and tracking your handjobs, you might as well just end it, your relationship is doomed anyway.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmban3Fio14
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:why the gently caress would you even get salty about a lack of handjobs every chick does it like they're milking a loving cow or something What kind of weird girlfriend do you have that you think this is normal? It's not, and my girlfriend gives good handjobs that are very enjoyable. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What kind of weird girlfriend do you have that you think this is normal? It's not, and my girlfriend gives good handjobs that are very enjoyable. whats wrong with your sex life that you're getting handjobs instead of literally any other sex act is your girlfriend in junior high chernobyl kinsman fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:why the gently caress would you even get salty about a lack of handjobs every chick does it like they're milking a loving cow or something
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:33 |
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That dude was hoping his girl would get turned on and join in. Too bad she's such a stick in the mud.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:33 |
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If it was one person I wouldn't have said anything and just figured she was bad at handjobs but no; fifteen years of dating, literally never asked for one, and every woman immediately decides trying to yank it off is sexy
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:33 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:whats wrong with your sex life that you're getting handjobs instead of literally any other sex act id say its p rare to just have one to completion, but like, as a part of foreplay or in combination with a bj its p dope to get one so whatever.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:33 |
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Don't DEMAND certain types of SEX like you're tooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood for a part of your girlfriend's BODY god you guys suck
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:34 |
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Pnurtis already has several adorable nicknames. We call him by his name but I don't really care if other people use short forms GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I wish I'd been named Damien. But my parents were hippies so I'm stuck being named after a loving bird. Is it Kestral? Because I've heard that as a name and thinks it's so cool I am also a hippy
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Pnurtis already has several adorable nicknames. We call him by his name but I don't really care if other people use short forms Auk
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chernobyl kinsman posted:whats wrong with your sex life that you're getting handjobs instead of literally any other sex act Lol if you don't let your super horny girlfriend give you handjobs, blowjobs, whatever she wants when she's all over your dick. Just lmao. WoodrowSkillson posted:id say its p rare to just have one to completion, but like, as a part of foreplay or in combination with a bj its p dope to get one so whatever. Yup, literally this.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I wish I'd been named Damien. But my parents were hippies so I'm stuck being named after a loving bird. Grouse.
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We nicknamed a guy, "Pooter" in high school, and it stuck to that poor bastard like white on rice.
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Auk would be a badass name.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:36 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol if you don't let your super horny girlfriend give you handjobs when she's all over your dick Lol if you consider enthusiasm to give just a hand job as "horny" or being "all over your dick"
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:36 |
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It's so Raven
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:37 |
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Ptarmigurtis.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:38 |
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Turkey Buzzard get your rear end over here!!!
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I Was The Fury posted:Lol if you consider enthusiasm to give just a hand job as "horny" or being "all over your dick" I've literally never been given "just a handjob" by a woman since I was like 19, so I really have no clue what you're talking about.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:37 |
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it's cruel to name a girl Swallow
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:39 |
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Pick posted:Don't DEMAND certain types of SEX like you're tooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood for a part of your girlfriend's BODY Anyone who asks for a handjob deserves what they get IMO. You bargain down to one, you never start there.
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TITMOUSE!
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:39 |
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I've also never asked for a handjob in my life and you people have some drat weird opinions about sex
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:39 |
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Swallow is my LAST name, rear end in a top hat. What's your first name? Booby.
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Pick posted:Don't DEMAND certain types of SEX like you're tooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood for a part of your girlfriend's BODY What doe this mean? You're not making any sense. Take a break from GBS for gently caress's sake.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Pnurtis already has several adorable nicknames. Is one of them "Pnurty"?
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Skyler gave Walter White a handjob in the first season and look how that turned out
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Bobby Digital posted:Skyler gave Walter White a handjob in the first season and look how that turned out They took that scene out on Netflix. Stupid, hey? Like that's the most morally questionable scene on BB.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Pnurtis already has several adorable nicknames. We call him by his name but I don't really care if other people use short forms I'm afraid not, but that's a super cool name. Hippies are the best I said to a friend once that Chlamydia was a great name for a girl, and she was like "That's so pretty!" GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Leon Einstein posted:What doe this mean? You're not making any sense. Take a break from GBS for gently caress's sake. If I do that I'm going to drive to his house and bang on the door and demand that he answer for his need to be cruel to me when I left offerings on his altar every god damned week like he's my sex Yahweh.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I'm afraid not, but that's a super cool name. Its gotta be Wren, right?
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I wish I'd been named Damien. But my parents were hippies so I'm stuck being named after a loving bird.
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I'm going to name my kids Hawke but not for the bird, for Dragon Age 2.
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It's probably Peregrine, but they call him Pippin. Goddamn hippies.
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These are my children Hawke, Merril, and Elftwink.
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