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Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Ynglaur posted:

I hate autocorrect.

what I'm saying is that pants that fit will in fact stay up without a belt

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Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

what I'm saying is that pants that fit will in fact stay up without a belt

What can I say: i need to lose a little.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Jazerus posted:

A couple of extra things in the "for" category here: it's a book by an emperor! We've only got one other of those, and while Meditations is interesting, it wasn't intended to be a published manuscript. So, the Etruscan history is a very unique piece while Whores would, in comparison, just be another piece of Suetonian salaciousness. Definitely interesting, but perhaps less informative than you'd think since Suetonius is deeply unreliable.

Constantine Porphyrogenitus would like to have some extremely flowery words with you.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Arglebargle III posted:

I'm pretty sure the Montgolfier brothers had fire.

Source?

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

fire was invented by jacques fiere, who lived in 16th century france, 200 years before the montgolfier brothers

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Plutarch posted:

When the despots in Phocis had seized Delphi, and the Thebans were waging war against them in what has been called the Sacred War, the women devotees of Dionysus, to whom they give the name of Thyads, in Bacchic frenzy wandering at night unwittingly arrived at Amphissa. As they were tired out, and sober reason had not yet returned to them, they flung themselves down in the market-place, and were lying asleep, some here, some there. The wives of the men of Amphissa, fearing, because their city had become allied with the Phocians, and numerous soldiers of the despots were present there, that the Thyads might be treated with indignity, all ran out into the market-place, and, taking their stand round in silence, did not go up to them while they were sleeping, but when they arose from their slumber, one devoted herself to one of the strangers and another to another, bestowing attentions on them and offering them food. Finally, the women of Amphissa, after winning the consent of their husbands, accompanied the strangers, who were safely escorted as far as the frontier.

I can only imagine what that conversation between the men of Amphissa and their wives must have been like. "Uh, babe, come look, there's a bunch of drunk holy women passed out all over the city. Maybe we should help them?"

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
Anyone know something (anything, really, I have no idea where to start) that goes over historical coastlines and rivers in antiquity, especially outside of Europe? Like how the Persian Gulf near Mesopotamia used to go farther in, or how the Bohai Sea near Beijing has gotten bigger, the Yellow River changed course dramatically, the Nile had a different number of estuaries and so on. Is there something that goes over a lot of that?

Ithle01
May 28, 2013

fantastic in plastic posted:

I can only imagine what that conversation between the men of Amphissa and their wives must have been like. "Uh, babe, come look, there's a bunch of drunk holy women passed out all over the city. Maybe we should help them?"

Sounds pretty similar to living near a college campus in smalll town.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tunicate posted:

They had silk

I would kind of like to see Rome spend the equivalent of the F35 budget on making a hot air balloon out of silk.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

I would kind of like to see Rome spend the equivalent of the F35 budget on making a hot air balloon out of silk.

Combat effectiveness would probably be pretty similar.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Lone Badger posted:

Combat effectiveness would probably be pretty similar.

The hot air balloon would at least have vertical take off .

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Hey Ancient History thread! My mom's looking for a decent pop-history book on the Punic Wars. Do y'all have any recommendations? She's particularly interested in accounts of Hannibal's march into Italy.


I hope this hasn't been discussed lately, but I'm approximately 500 pages behind on this thread.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Hey Ancient History thread! My mom's looking for a decent pop-history book on the Punic Wars. Do y'all have any recommendations? She's particularly interested in accounts of Hannibal's march into Italy.


I hope this hasn't been discussed lately, but I'm approximately 500 pages behind on this thread.

Goldsworthy's The Punic Wars

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Cyrano4747 posted:

Whores.

Both for my own juvenile amusement and because it would give us a good look into the lives of non-aristocratic women, even if only obliquely.

Who said the famous whores were women?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Universe Master posted:

Who said the famous whores were women?

Tfw, it's mostly a bio about Julius Caesar's early life.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

JaucheCharly posted:

Tfw, it's mostly a bio about Julius Caesar's early life.

It turns about that being a whore and being a politician are quite similar. Skills from one easily transfer to the other. On this I'm sure the ancients would agree with the moderns.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

JaucheCharly posted:

Tfw, it's mostly a bio about Julius Caesar's early life.

Basically a bunch of Caesar/Nicomedes fan fiction.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Hey Ancient History thread! My mom's looking for a decent pop-history book on the Punic Wars. Do y'all have any recommendations? She's particularly interested in accounts of Hannibal's march into Italy.


I hope this hasn't been discussed lately, but I'm approximately 500 pages behind on this thread.

Livy's Ab Urbe Condita is pretty good and has remained pop-history for 2,000 years.

As for my own question, having read McCullough's second book: was Sulla really as bad as she makes out, i.e. an actual murderer and guy who slept with his stepmum?

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Sulla was the roman that killed more romans up to that point. He had a huge boner for revenge and mass murdering his enemies, so yeah, he probably deserves a bit of bad rep. Heck, even in HBO's Rome there's a small joke about him.

Are those books any good, by the way?

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Angry Lobster posted:

Sulla was the roman that killed more romans up to that point. He had a huge boner for revenge and mass murdering his enemies, so yeah, he probably deserves a bit of bad rep. Heck, even in HBO's Rome there's a small joke about him.

Are those books any good, by the way?

They're good, but they're not as good as the people who like them think they are, if that makes sense. Her biggest problem is that she has characters she likes and characters she doesn't like. (She likes Marius, until Caesar comes along, doesn't like Sulla, likes Caesar, doesn't like Pompey or Cato, likes Octavian, doesn't like Marcus Antonius, etc), and tends to make the characters she likes pretty wonderful and the characters she doesn't like pretty horrible. You read it and you get the impression that the only reason anybody ever opposed Caesar was just out of pique, and that Octavian was a super-genius who had worked out pretty much all of Roman history in his head when he was born.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
I definitely wouldn't say she likes Octavian

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
He is a super genius, though.

It's also unlikely Aurelia Cotta was really a mob boss.

Epicurius fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Apr 25, 2017

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Sure, but he's also a finicky, cowardly little twat.

Zombie Dachshund
Feb 26, 2016

Hamlet442 posted:

Back to food. The idea of making some Roman foods sounds pretty interesting. Does anybody have any cookbooks that are authentic? Some quick Googling is giving me lots of Italian recipes or only delicacies like dormice and bird tongues.

Picking up a thread from a few pages back, this weekend I made a batch of Apicius' Lucanian-style sausages:



Recipe (which I deviated from somewhat) here. Basically, grind the ingredients, stuff them, cold smoke overnight and finish by pan frying.

The fish sauce worked great; it gave the sausages a little fermented funk. Next time I'll try grilling the sausages. Even better, I'll dry-cure them and make Roman salami.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


That sausage looks great.

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Epicurius posted:

They're good, but they're not as good as the people who like them think they are, if that makes sense. Her biggest problem is that she has characters she likes and characters she doesn't like. (She likes Marius, until Caesar comes along, doesn't like Sulla, likes Caesar, doesn't like Pompey or Cato, likes Octavian, doesn't like Marcus Antonius, etc), and tends to make the characters she likes pretty wonderful and the characters she doesn't like pretty horrible. You read it and you get the impression that the only reason anybody ever opposed Caesar was just out of pique, and that Octavian was a super-genius who had worked out pretty much all of Roman history in his head when he was born.

The books remind me of ASOIAF. They're not very well written or edited, but she is fantastic at developing characters to the point it feels like you have actually met these people.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Human activity in America, posssibly much earlier than what we thought.

quote:

Each and every scientific discovery sends a small ripple through academia – it changes what we know about the world around us in a fundamental but usually quite subtle way. A breathtaking new study in Nature, however, is more of a tidal wave, a revolution in the way we understand the story of humanity.

The general consensus has been that humans arrived in North America no later than 24,000 years ago, at the earliest. A startling archaeological discovery of ancient human activity in California, however, has moved this date back to 131,000 years, and in the process has rewritten the history books.

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence,” co-author Richard Fullagar, Honorary Principal Fellow at the University of Wollongong, told IFLScience on a conference call. “The dates are truly remarkable, but it’s hard to argue with the clear evidence we see. It’s incontrovertible.”

A deeply-buried site in coastal San Diego County contained the remains of a mastodon, an extinct creature distally related to elephants, including several tusks with curious indentations on them. On closer inspection, these marks appeared to perfectly match up with various hammerstones, anvils, and tools found nearby.

No actual human remains were found, but these tools resembled those being used by humans and their ancestors all over the planet, before and since. Using a series of experiments that recreated the hammering and cutting activity the tools were presumably used for on the mastodon remains, the team perfectly recreated the indentations.

“What’s truly remarkable here is that you can match the hammers to the anvils to the stones – it really does demonstrate human interference,” Fullagar noted.

State-of-the-art uranium dating techniques revealed without question that these tusks were 131,000 years old, as were the marks on them. No known carnivore or geological process could have made such precise scratches on them, and the site itself had remained undisturbed by erosional processes since it appeared.

Ruling everything else out, and approaching their assessment of the find as carefully and as conservatively as possible, the team concluded that this was an archaeological site.

A mastodon was killed and some of its remains were moved here, where ancient humans or human ancestors began carving up the tusks for use as tools, ornaments or to extract the bone marrow for food – an ancient human activity that dates back at least 1.5 million years to African settlements.

The date completely tears up everything we knew about human migration across the world.

“I expect there will be some extraordinary claims about how they got there,” co-author Steven Holen, Co-Director of the Center for American Paleolithic Research, added. “We expect criticism, and we are ready for it. I was skeptical when I first looked at it myself, but it’s definitely an archaeological site.

Here’s a peculiar thought for you: The first Americans appeared around 129,000 years before the Declaration of Independence was signed – and, most tantalizingly, we can’t be sure who they even were or quite what species of hominid they belonged to.

A far cry from the melting pot of diversity that America is today, these settlers pre-date Native Americans and even the enigmatic Clovis people. The most likely possibilities, according to the team, are that they were anatomically modern humans, Homo sapiens sapiens, Homo neanderthalensis, or, perhaps, something else.

“There are Neanderthal sites in Siberia, and unquestionably, they could have made the journey across during the last interglacial when sea levels were lower,” Fullagar commented, mentioning Beringia, the now-submerged land bridge between Siberia and what is now Alaska.

This would have been quite the journey. They would have made it all the way from Europe, through to Asia, and up, across and around Siberia before making their way down the western seaboard of the US. Remarkably, Fullagar also suggests that these Neanderthals “could have even used boats.”

If these travelers were Neanderthals, this would be the first evidence of them found outside of Europe. Interestingly, Native Americans do have relatively high numbers of Neanderthal genes in their genomes.

They could have been modern humans too, or even the mysterious Denisovans, who started their epic migrations from East Africa (or perhaps China), and South-East Asia, respectively. Fullagar suggests the site could have been populated by “meta-populations” of humans, a “hybrid mix” of different species.

It’s almost certain, though, that whoever made these marks will never be identified.

“Human remains are very rare in NA back at the time of the Clovis,” co-author James Paces, research geologist at the United States Geological Survey, told reporters. “The possibility of finding remains dating back to 130,000 years would be a truly exceptional find, but not very likely, unfortunately.”

Whomever the First Americans were, they certainly settled in a rather pristine environment. “There were mastodon, capybara, deer, dire wolf there,” Paces added. “It was close to a river along the coast – a nice place to live.”

In any case, the migration from Eurasia to North America would have been incredibly dangerous. Ancient America, then, was certainly the land of the free and home of the brave.

Dalael fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Apr 26, 2017

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012

Angry Lobster posted:

Sulla was the roman that killed more romans up to that point. He had a huge boner for revenge and mass murdering his enemies, so yeah, he probably deserves a bit of bad rep. Heck, even in HBO's Rome there's a small joke about him.

Are those books any good, by the way?

It's quite funny that Augustus was the heir of magnanimous Caesar but once in power acted a lot more like Sulla.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

130k years ago is a really really long time ago. Checking the wiki page, it isn't even universally agreed that Homo Sapiens had left Africa by then. Assuming the dating is accurate (the article makes the claim that the marks themselves were dated, not just the tusk, but I always thought you couldn't do that and that was one of the major weaknesses of dating technology) this is really cool. And in California too, not just the relatively easier to reach Alaska.

peer
Jan 17, 2004

this is not what I wanted
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/04/mastodons-americas-peopling-migrations-archaeology-science/

Here's another article about the findings, advising us to not go crazy speculating until more substantial proof is produced.

I don't know enough about any of this to judge who's more likely to be wrong/bullshitting, but maybe someone else in the thread is better informed :shobon:

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

cheetah7071 posted:

130k years ago is a really really long time ago. Checking the wiki page, it isn't even universally agreed that Homo Sapiens had left Africa by then. Assuming the dating is accurate (the article makes the claim that the marks themselves were dated, not just the tusk, but I always thought you couldn't do that and that was one of the major weaknesses of dating technology) this is really cool. And in California too, not just the relatively easier to reach Alaska.

It'd certainly beat the general consensus about the Aborigines being in Australia for 40-60k years. Even the earliest estimate of their arrival is about 100k years ago.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Im leaning towards the dating being hosed up, the issue with something that old and hell even stuff ~14,000 years old is that the coast lines and other areas where you would find signs or early habitation are now underwater which makes getting evidence difficult as hell.

A reminder, its really hard to get agreement that humans were in the americas by anything around 14,000 due to lack if sites, so something that hard is not going to gain main stream traction.

Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Apr 26, 2017

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Even if a group of hominids made it this far that early, it doesn't mean it was a mass migration either. Could be 2 dozen people who found their way there and soon died out.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Dalael posted:

Even if a group of hominids made it this far that early, it doesn't mean it was a mass migration either. Could be 2 dozen people who found their way there and soon died out.

That would still mean that either Homo Erectus or whatever had oceanworthy boats or that they managed to trek from Siberia all the way to California, both of which would be pretty cool.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Pump it up! Do it! posted:

It's quite funny that Augustus was the heir of magnanimous Caesar but once in power acted a lot more like Sulla.

Magnanimity didn't get Caesar especially far

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pump it up! Do it! posted:

It's quite funny that Augustus was the heir of magnanimous Caesar but once in power acted a lot more like Sulla.

Yes he did, however he knew when to stop. He is what Machiavelli based a lot of his ideas off. He knew that he had to get rid of.ceerain enemies, but he then pulled back and became a nice guy, correctly ascertaining that the people would soon forget the bloody start.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

skasion posted:

Magnanimity didn't get Caesar especially far
how fortunate the man with none

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
Though it's Scipio that Machiavelli always says was a loving idiot for being too magnanimous, to the point of encouraging ill discipline.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


That's really old. I think they need some more evidence before making that claim.

There's also this contingent in American archaeology really not sold on earlier dates despite ample evidence for pre-Clovis cultures, they're going to resist it.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Grand Fromage posted:

That's really old. I think they need some more evidence before making that claim.

There's also this contingent in American archaeology really not sold on earlier dates despite ample evidence for pre-Clovis cultures, they're going to resist it.

I've never really got what those people's deal was.

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