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IronCastKnight
Jul 27, 2013
To my eternal shame, I had 9Steve on aggressive when I entered this area and had to murder my way all the way through because I didn't think to tell him to calm his poo poo. I'm so sorry, Party Tank.

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015


The Dark Id posted:

The solution to advancing further ahead is a light bit of platforming across the (surprisingly intact and able to sustain the weight of 300 pound androids) amusement ride cars to reach a further gated off area.

Did you just call 2B fat? Rude!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jagged Jim posted:

If Party Tank didn't want me to viciously murder it it shouldn't of had a Machine Core as a guaranteed drop.

Rules of Nature. :colbert:

The Party Tank properly uses turn signals

Unlucky7
Jul 11, 2006

Fallen Rib

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

Also everyone who killed the party tank is a monster.

Guilty as charged :smith:

Sax Solo
Feb 18, 2011



I admit, I murdered party tank.

Oddly you can hop on top of it and open up its core for some reason.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.
All party tank just wanted to do was play. :(

Llab
Dec 28, 2011

PEPSI FOR VG BABE
I had 9S set to aggressive :(

When I got to the tank, I booked it for the next section, and realized I needed to tone down 9S a bit. It wasn't until I headed out that I got the loot Id showed off earlier.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



I accidentally shot one of the balloon shooting dudes on my first trip through. That resulted in my first death of the game because those guns are vicious. Oh well, at least they weren't still pissed off when I came to collect my dead body.

Solovey posted:

Wait, the party tank ISN'T hostile? You can really just skip fighting it altogether???

Well. Don't I feel like a big jerk :smith:

You can hop on its back and ride around, enjoying the party and seeing it properly use turn and brake signals. Party Tank's driver is a responsible one!

Ouroborus
Mar 31, 2010

I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

OmegaCake posted:

Nowe managed to get run over by the party tank.

He thought it was made of delicious candy.

Skylight
Nov 25, 2011

DIE TO THE DEATH!
SENTANCE TO DEATH!
GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH!


Geemer posted:

You can hop on its back and ride around, enjoying the party and seeing it properly use turn and brake signals. Party Tank's driver is a responsible one!

Confession time: I accidentally went after the party tank first time through because I thought "okay, 9S is apparently smart, he wouldn't steer me wrong!"

He steered me wrong and I didn't ever know the joys of the Responsible Party Tank. :smith: Also why is it adorable that the machines are being responsible drivers? Why this?

warhammer651
Jul 21, 2012
I destroyed the party tank and every machine in the amusement park.

Why?

For the Glory of Mankind.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
I spared every machine in the amusement park who didn't attack me first, until I realized there was an achievement for killing non-threatening machines.

I'm not a monster; I'm a completionist. Which may be worse.

Zomborgon
Feb 19, 2014

I don't even want to see what happens if you gain CHIM outside of a pre-coded system.

Skylight posted:

I thought "okay, 9S is apparently smart, he wouldn't steer me wrong!"

:roflolmao:


Bad Seafood posted:

I spared every machine in the amusement park who didn't attack me first, until I realized there was an achievement for killing non-threatening machines.

I'm not a monster; I'm a completionist. Which may be worse.

As am I, and N:A has already been shown to hate our kind.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...

Bad Seafood posted:

I spared every machine in the amusement park who didn't attack me first, until I realized there was an achievement for killing non-threatening machines.

I'm not a monster; I'm a completionist. Which may be worse.

You fell for Taro Yoko's trap, son.

CesspoolofHatred
Apr 3, 2017
So I entered this park killing every freakin' machine I could find. I was still just a teensy bit freaked out after my time in the desert.

I killed everyone at the entrance. I killed the tank. I somehow missed the trophy pop-up in the middle of my murder-rage and just kept on murdering.

I only realized what I'd just done when I walked up to another machine ready for the slaughter, and noticed something like "Shop" above his head and accidentally went into his Shop Menu.

And then I got out of the menu.

And then he didn't attack.

And then I realized.

And then I knew the name of Yoko Taro.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Well, at least there's no "It's a Small World" equivalent in the park. Unless that's what the incoming boss fight is going to be, that is.

The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!
One other detail that adds to how much of a dick you may feel like here: these guys are the only ones who drop the Drop Rate Up and EXP Gain Up chips.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

exploded mummy posted:

The Party Tank properly uses turn signals

Oh my god I didn't know this. Oh my god. This might be my favorite thing in the whole game, now.

Weeble
Feb 26, 2016
I didn't realize the mahcines were non-hostile my first time through the area; not until I got the trophy at least; then I felt bad.

Totally killed the Party Tank.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

I fought the tank because it looked fun to do so. :colbert:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I feel like that boss has a real Digimon-y face.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Skylight posted:

Confession time: I accidentally went after the party tank first time through because I thought "okay, 9S is apparently smart, he wouldn't steer me wrong!"

It's a good reminder that smart people can still be really stupid sometimes.

As for me? I was nice to most of the robots, barring accidents when hammering on the buttons for dialog went too far and I walked directly into a combo. But the tank? I was told it was broken, and everything AFTER it tried to murder me, plus I saw a screenshot of it as a boss fight. Didn't realize you COULD skip it until much later.

Sorry, Tank. I will avoid murdering you in the future.

Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!

Grapplejack posted:

I fought the tank because it looked fun to do so. :colbert:

:same:

But I did ride on it for a bit.

Zagglezig
Oct 16, 2012
I wonder if those broken earrings the bots give you are co-incidence, or if they have any foreshadowing to the two androids opera bot lady is wearing.

If you don't attack Party Tank, but you do stand in front of it, will it run you over? I could see the bots deciding that was too dangerous in that case.


The Dark Id posted:

and they immediately attack every, slam that tab closed

There’s nothing to do done with it at the moment.

I knew a idiot baby dragon once

Miacis
Oct 9, 2012

Get off my lawn!!
I didn't start attacking the machines, because it's not like it was the first time we heard of non-hostile ones. But then I swung my sword at the weird fountain statue, which... has a hurtbox for some reason. Didn't do poo poo to it, but it sent 9S into a murder frenzy and I had to slash my way through the entrance. The party tank lived to see another day, thankfully. :unsmith:

This next part is easily the most fun I've had in this game so far (only about 5ish hours ahead of the LP), though. Probably because it's also the trailer that convinced me this game would be a masterpiece.

Zagglezig posted:

If you don't attack Party Tank, but you do stand in front of it, will it run you over? I could see the bots deciding that was too dangerous in that case.
Party tank's driver is a responsible machine who uses turn signals and drives slowly. Running over innocent pedestrians would be way too dangerous. :ohdear:

(No, it won't. Even if you jump on top it and pull out its fuel tank to immobilize it, party tank just keeps partying.)

Miacis fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Apr 27, 2017

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

so... if in theory I knew someone who was an idiot and still hasn't gotten this game. Is there a definitive version, or just preference between console and PC gaming?

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

apocalypticCritic posted:

It may not be the pinnacle of Platinum action, but that's not really a caveat. That's like saying, "Well, this steak is really great, but it's not the best steak I've ever had in my life, so I don't know if I can recommend it."

http://www.polygon.com/2015/2/20/8079815/video-games-steak

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe

The Dark Id posted:

You can attack them and they will go hostile and defend themselves. But that seems like a huge dick move! If you are ever watching someone stream this or something and they immediately attack every, slam that tab closed because you’re watching a real dipshit!

I'm getting sick of the pro-machine propaganda coming out of this LP. Our human masters on the moon are struggling each and every day to survive while these goddamn machines are partying in our amusement parks and loving in our desserts. We can't rest until every single one of them is slaughtered, melted down into scrap, and used to build a monument of victory for our android brothers and sisters. My boy Nines has got the right attitude, and it's a shame he's shackled to that wishy-washy B-type. Sever that relationship now, buddy, and get busy killing those machines like a good boy. Glory to Mankind!


The Dark Id posted:

Disney corporation using imminent laws on backwater planets

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


AndwhatIseeisme posted:

loving in our desserts.

See in a Yoko Taro game, this might still happen.

Oberndorf
Oct 20, 2010



Zagglezig posted:

ever
I wonder if those broken earrings the bots give you are co-incidence, or if they have any foreshadowing to the two androids opera bot lady is wearing.

I never got the "first guest" gifts, but I did find the odd bit of jewelry as pickups throughout the park. Not saying it isn't a hint, but I always parsed it as lost trinkets from a golden age ended by panicked, screaming people fleeing their family vacation for their very lives as the aliens invaded.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


quote:

Disclosure: Polygon's development codename at Vox Media was "Freezer Beef," so even video game websites want to be steak.
lmfao oh my god even their development codename signified that they were garbage i can't believe it

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Jeff Vogel, aka Spiderweb Software, had a great discussion on how the goals of games differ from traditional art and it's maybe silly to compare them.

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

I stood in place just to see if Party Tank would run me down like the callous machine it is. Instead its hit detection gently shuffled me aside like the caress of an angel's wing. poo poo, you can even jump on top of it and ride the thing around. It's great.

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
SRW Fanatic




Rangpur posted:

I stood in place just to see if Party Tank would run me down like the callous machine it is. Instead its hit detection gently shuffled me aside like the caress of an angel's wing. poo poo, you can even jump on top of it and ride the thing around. It's great.

So you can pick up chicks in a tank.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

wiegieman posted:

Jeff Vogel, aka Spiderweb Software, had a great discussion on how the goals of games differ from traditional art and it's maybe silly to compare them.

Well, yeah, the participatory element of video games gives them access to a whole 'nother plane of reactions to tap into.

Like, you can not only be delighted at a confetti-shooting tank that uses proper turn signals, you can be proud of your decision to not destroy it.

Iretep
Nov 10, 2009
I turned around at the roller coaster ride and killed everyone figuring id have to escort someone out of the castle and all the clowns would turn hostile if i didnt kill them all. The achievement for being clever was pretty nice, cant get me off guard that easily Taro Yoko. :smug:

Iretep fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Apr 27, 2017

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





Wow, so many assholes in this thread. I just left the party tank alone because I'm not a monster.

KamikazePotato
Jun 28, 2010
The game pretty well incentivizes you to go on a murderous rampage throughout the Amusement Park; or at the very least, the murder the Party Tank. The androids are in a pretty brutal war with the machines, as shown in the opening mission where everyone except 2B - and including the 'original' 9S - dies. Every android you meet who talks about the situation has no sympathy for machines whatsoever. You just got done investigating a pile of android corpses that led to a veritable army of machines that gave birth to dickless Sephiroth. Then 9S and the machine right before the Party Tank tell you that it needs to go down. Ignoring it is kind of an abnormal decision to make, which 9S more or less points out after you leave the area.


I didn't know it used proper turn signals okay guys? I didn't know...........

Viola the Mad
Feb 13, 2010
Would someone mind posting more footage of the Party Tank? I'd go looking for videos myself, but I'm afraid of spoilers.

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Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
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Toilet Rascal

KamikazePotato posted:

The game pretty well incentivizes you to go on a murderous rampage throughout the Amusement Park; or at the very least, the murder the Party Tank. The androids are in a pretty brutal war with the machines, as shown in the opening mission where everyone except 2B - and including the 'original' 9S - dies. Every android you meet who talks about the situation has no sympathy for machines whatsoever. You just got done investigating a pile of android corpses that led to a veritable army of machines that gave birth to dickless Sephiroth. Then 9S and the machine right before the Party Tank tell you that it needs to go down. Ignoring it is kind of an abnormal decision to make, which 9S more or less points out after you leave the area.

Yeah but we've been sent to this place to investigate missing resistance members, not fight machines. Union rules say 2B and 9S only have to do what they've been asked to.

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