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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
one of my cousins once had a meltdown and wrote a 10000-word online essay accusing my half-brother (then 17) of moonlighting as a gay porn star named johnny oklahoma

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
that's an amazing porn name

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
dad was trying to be outraged but at the same time he was like lol that's such a great name

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
gently caress, please refer to me as johnny oklahoma from this point on

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
That's an especially great name for an Australian

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Avshalom posted:

one of my cousins once had a meltdown and wrote a 10000-word online essay accusing my half-brother (then 17) of moonlighting as a gay porn star named johnny oklahoma

I love when insane people have certainties about really stupid and specific poo poo like that. Like when someone's convinced a really minor tv celebrity is the cornerstone of a vast conspiracy, and is secretly 3 other celebrities that kinda look like him.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I'm gonna start a porn career under the name Matt Queensland

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Chris Victoria

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Jervis Bay

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Lurdiak posted:

I love when insane people have certainties about really stupid and specific poo poo like that. Like when someone's convinced a really minor tv celebrity is the cornerstone of a vast conspiracy, and is secretly 3 other celebrities that kinda look like him.
dare's conviction that people who knows irl are gang-stalking him online and his entire tribes guild was composed of gangstalkers who are also all the regulars of fyad is the funniest thing and i feel really bad about that because i'm laughing at a blatant symptom of paranoid schizophrenia in a man whose entire life has clearly been destroyed by the illness but it's just so loving funny i psychologically can't not respond to it

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Pirate Radar posted:

I'm gonna start a porn career under the name Matt Queensland
randy wollongong

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Johnny Oklahomo

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
come on dude at least do a cursory google of some australian place names, you could ace this joke

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Bendigo the Wendigo, he craves man flesh

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
"ladies and gentlemen, mister fraaaaaaankie wagga wagga!"

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
bobbi toronto

e: oh wait

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

wikipedia posted:

Toronto was named after Toronto, Ontario, Canada, in honour of Edward Hanlan, a Canadian world-champion sculler who visited Australia in 1884.
my recent ancestors were an excitable people

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Dick Burrumbuttock

Wang, Chinaman's Knob

Tom Ugly

Dwayne, The Cock Wash "Johnson"

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Avshalom posted:

dare's conviction that people who knows irl are gang-stalking him online and his entire tribes guild was composed of gangstalkers who are also all the regulars of fyad is the funniest thing and i feel really bad about that because i'm laughing at a blatant symptom of paranoid schizophrenia in a man whose entire life has clearly been destroyed by the illness but it's just so loving funny i psychologically can't not respond to it

Yeah gang stalking is funny but also really sad. It doesn't quite come across as goofy or harmless as thinking alex trebek is spying on you in the shower. It's people who think basically the entire world is out to get them.

dare sure reregs a lot.

I had a great porn star name txt file back in college but I lost it in a hard drive wipe.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Actually I think Australia, especially Tasmania, is like cheating for this one since y'alls place names are groundbreakingly excellent

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
avshalom jews creek*



*actual place name not far from me

while i was making this post i did an image search for "jews creek sign" to see if someone had photographed the suburb sign so i don't have to and the gis autocomplete first option was "jews crying"

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Pirate Radar posted:

Actually I think Australia, especially Tasmania, is like cheating for this one since y'alls place names are groundbreakingly excellent
ironically some of them were first named about sixty thousand years ago (where the english transliteration of aboriginal place names was adequate, which sadly was very rarely the case) so it just goes to show that old is new and time moves in a circle, my friends

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Avshalom posted:

ironically some of them were first named about sixty thousand years ago (where the english transliteration of aboriginal place names was adequate, which sadly was very rarely the case) so it just goes to show that old is new and time moves in a circle, my friends

Time... is a flat circle.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
keitho darwin

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

exmarx posted:

keitho darwin

Marco Australian Capital Territory

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Sydney Oprah-Haas

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Boris Queenslad

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

"Nar Nar Goon" Poon

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Pirate Radar posted:

Time... is a flat circle.

yeah, vivendi is again trying to buy ubisoft

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




lmao. my 31k population hometown has 2k people aged 18-24, and 12k aged 65+

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_I7-IdV954

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
hey let's make a hip alt-left multilingual ezine called VIVISECT

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
it's hip to be SQUARE

*kalstrams growl* square-enix. eto plokha

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
randler will be our dj so the background music will mostly be piston-like brasswave synth laced with the lamentations of the tortured

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
and chelb and 8e8op can be our head visual designers so it'll all look like frankie magazine

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Avshalom posted:

it's hip to be SQUARE

*kalstrams growl* square-enix. eto plokha

:chanpop:

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

cinci zoo sniper posted:

lmao. my 31k population hometown has 2k people aged 18-24, and 12k aged 65+
Not that Latvia is in great shape or anything but I'm always a little surprised demographics/brain drain/etc. doesn't just literally and absolutely destroy some places.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




pangstrom posted:

Not that Latvia is in great shape or anything but I'm always a little surprised demographics/brain drain/etc. doesn't just literally and absolutely destroy some places.
it has literally and absolutely destroyed eastern europe outside capital cities though. not even joking - i barely see people, let alone young people, on the streets. the only useful thing i can fathom doing in eastern latvia is legally registering an llc in border control municipalities to dodge taxes or something.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




in other latvian news, our birthrate somehow has managed to considerably decline in the very recent, relatively to already rather substandard baseline

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


cinci zoo sniper posted:

in other latvian news, our birthrate somehow has managed to considerably decline in the very recent, relatively to already rather substandard baseline

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