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Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

CheesyDog posted:

While I'm complaining about live music bar bands need to stop picking utterly undanceable songs to cover

No one wants to hear Pearl Jam covers and you won't clear all the women out of the place if you
a. Slightly update your set list
b. Play anything, anything with a dance beat

*sandstorm*

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Hale hiletr

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

CheesyDog posted:

*plugs into full KRANK stack*
*plays "Wonderful Tonight" intro 7 times to soundcheck*
*gets louder each time*

I would love for once in my life to play the intro to that song with the full emotion and sincerity it deserves. That's sarcasm of course.

Also reminds me of 15 year old me when this dude was like "let me show you a song that all the ladies love" then proceeds to neeener neee....neeener nah...neener nee nee nee nee nee "it's late in the evening..."

Everyone knows that Extreme's "More Than Words" is the song you play for the ladies.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Rushi posted:

bar vs clubs is just usa vs euro

i need to find a library that serves alcohol. maybe has a nice hearth to chill by while reading The Art of the Deal.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/857651309067079680

gently caress with everyone's retirement, good idea

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
"The impression you give is that you're a complete moron."

"I am good sir!"

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Fluoride Jones posted:

We shall engage in mortal combat against those heathens that deny our divine tax cuts

Audit Him!

Bankruptcy!

Austerity!

Friendship! Friendship!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
oh my god 'why would you rerun a background check on the head of an agency????'

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Coolguye posted:

anyone who claims they work over 12 hours a day is invariably a lying gently caress

i'm a borderline workaholic and have associated with some real honest to god workaholics in my career, nobody can keep up honest productivity for more than about 12 hours at a stretch before their minds lose focus and they're not actually working anymore, they're just farting around pretending to be busy. even 12 hours a day of real work is super rare.

Naw, 12 hour days are doable

The BS part is the "7 days a week, every week" part

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/857651992545644544

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol
"You guys didn't do a background check on Flynn? that doesn't make any sense"
"YES IT DOES"

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



gently caress i missed the heinz hitler page

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Spicey calling reporters children again, getting v spicey

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rocks posted:

https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/857651309067079680

gently caress with everyone's retirement, good idea

So doesn't that just .... mean there is no such thing as 401ks

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:siren: The C-SPAM manor is hosting a fight to the death for the position of Secretary of Liquor

if you want to be eligible for this upcoming fight, submit your liquor cabinet in the C-SPAM manor. All submissions will be taken to a new thread with a public poll to vote, so keep your submission concise in the manor thread.

Check for details in the C-SPAM manor what Secretary of Liquor entails

Thank you, god bless C-SPAM :patriot:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Rushi posted:

Sweatpants with a hidden compartment to beat ur meat in. Meatsweats.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
What that is code for is "We gained the freedom caucus and lost as many moderates so we're still 30 votes short."

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

Do people really get meatsweats?

I don't have a ceiling fan in my bedroom so I very noticeably get warmer on days I eat big cuts of meat for dinner instead of pasta or a sandwich or something

this could also be from plenty of other things and my current working theory is that it's a temporary​ blood pressure spike not just from meat but also salt

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



euphronius posted:

I don't understand bars

Why not just drink in your kitchen

remember that episode of sanford and son where lamont takes fred to some fancy bar and fred is like "for this money we coulda bought a six pack at the store and drank it in the parking lot"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



hello

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

sorry no nerds

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

CheesyDog posted:

While I'm complaining about live music bar bands need to stop picking utterly undanceable songs to cover

No one wants to hear Pearl Jam covers and you won't clear all the women out of the place if you
a. Slightly update your set list
b. Play anything, anything with a dance beat

I have never heard a bar band play Pearl Jam, like Eric Clapton Unplugged is the newest I've ever heard

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
wait he's renegotiating NAFTA TODAY?!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





operation freedom sentinel

operation liberty phalanx

operation hallelujah eagle

operation civil rights blastwave

operation thrusting flagpole

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug

sexpig by night posted:

wait he's renegotiating NAFTA TODAY?!

its done bing bing bong

someone said it was a bad idea to trash it solved PUT IT ON THE LIST

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Lastgirl posted:

:siren: The C-SPAM manor is hosting a fight to the death for the position of Secretary of Liquor

if you want to be eligible for this upcoming fight, submit your liquor cabinet in the C-SPAM manor. All submissions will be taken to a new thread with a public poll to vote, so keep your submission concise in the manor thread.

Check for details in the C-SPAM manor what Secretary of Liquor entails

Thank you, god bless C-SPAM :patriot:

:lol: like any of us can keep liquor around long enough to put it in a cabinet

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



are kids really modeling their hair off Trump's now :whitewater:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Spicer: Democrats throwing monkey-wrenches at Trump

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: like any of us can keep liquor around long enough to put it in a cabinet

if your body isn't a literal liquor cabinet i dont know what to say

smdh

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Lastgirl posted:

:siren: The C-SPAM manor is hosting a fight to the death for the position of Secretary of Liquor

if you want to be eligible for this upcoming fight, submit your liquor cabinet in the C-SPAM manor. All submissions will be taken to a new thread with a public poll to vote, so keep your submission concise in the manor thread.

Check for details in the C-SPAM manor what Secretary of Liquor entails

Thank you, god bless C-SPAM :patriot:

This is my whiskey collection, and it's only about half of what I have total. If I'm not the Secretary of Liquor, I'm going to proclaim a conspiracy of Bernie proportions! I think I have about 250 bottles now :think_face:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Squizzle posted:

operation freedom sentinel

operation liberty phalanx

operation hallelujah eagle

operation civil rights blastwave

operation thrusting flagpole

The Devils in Baggy Pants

The Demons in Dockers

The Succubi in Corduroy

The Djinnis in JNCOs

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


TRUMP

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SKULL.GIF posted:

are kids really modeling their hair off Trump's now :whitewater:

trump has the haircut of an 8th grade boy

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

2DCAT posted:

This is my whiskey collection, and it's only about half of this. If I'm not the Secretary of Liquor, I'm going to proclaim a conspiracy of Bernie proportions!



:stare:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squizzle posted:

operation freedom sentinel

operation liberty phalanx

operation hallelujah eagle

operation civil rights blastwave

operation thrusting flagpole

Operation Meatsweats

Operation Meatspin

Operation Meatwad

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

"Is it a fair question of citizens to wonder how the tax plan will affect Trump's family directly?"
Spicer: They should probably worry about how it will affect their own family.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

remember that episode of sanford and son where lamont takes fred to some fancy bar and fred is like "for this money we coulda bought a six pack at the store and drank it in the parking lot"

the best old sitcom bar episode is when maude takes her bigot neighbor to a gay bar so he sees that its just a bunch of dudes talking about typical bar conversation garbage

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Epic High Five posted:

Naw, 12 hour days are doable

The BS part is the "7 days a week, every week" part

And people who brag about that kind of work, are miserable and broken inside.

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


I like the part where Trump reversed his course about NAFTA because he likes Trudeau and Nieto

he didn't care about it immediately loving over many businesses

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

SPICER OUT

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