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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

nigga crab pollock posted:

more conspiracy theories are true than theories that are untrue. not counting the stuff like the moon landing or JFK or anything that was a CIA psyop to try and discredit government skepticism of course

What about Bigfoot

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

skasion posted:

What about Bigfoot

He's just a wendigo with a kind heart :)

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I don't believe most conspiracy stories because our government is far too inept to actually pull poo poo like that off successfully

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
"Bin Laden was buried in the ocean, which is totally a tradition for a religion based in the desert"

- a liar

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol at conspiracytards still thinking nixon was behind the "watergate", poo poo was debunked decades ago lmao

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Gammatron 64 posted:

I don't believe most conspiracy stories because our government is far too inept to actually pull poo poo like that off successfully

Like listening/recording everyone's phone calls for who knows how long? People would still be calling that a conspiracy if it wasn't for Snowden.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Prorat posted:

"Bin Laden was buried in the ocean, which is totally a tradition for a religion based in the desert"

- a liar

Who the hell said it was a tradition?

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
CIA publicly admits to doing human experiments in the 60's (and forever after that let's be real) but remember they are the good guys and trump is the bad guy because russia.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Who the hell said it was a tradition?

The lying american government.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Who the hell said it was a tradition?

Wasn't that the official statement?

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Yug posted:

The lying american government.

I think the tradition was that the body had to be buried within 24 hours or something. They did it at sea because they didn't want to make his grave a pilgrimage site.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Why didn't we give Osama Bin Laden the proper & respectful memorial service that he so thoroughly deserved?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

skasion posted:

Bin Laden is obviously dead and the White House knew he was dead at the time Obama announced his death. The whole point of the announcement was to give Obama a political boost, is anyone really stupid enough to think they would run the risk of claiming he was dead if there was the slightest chance he could turn up alive?

Hersh's book is interesting in that it pokes a couple holes in the propagandized official story (the thesis is basically that the Pakistani govt had had Bin Laden on lockdown for years and a former Pakistani intelligence officer essentially sold him out to the US over the govt's head to claim the reward) but doesn't convince me in the slightest that American troops didn't verifiably kill Bin Laden around the time and place they said they did.

the only reason we knew about it is because the tail of the Blackhawk remained relatively intact after it was scuttled

had that thing not crashed the "official" story probably would have been "American and Pakistani forces kill Bin Laden in joint raid" while the Pakistanis secretly fumed about it

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
an old rear end bin laden sitting wrapped up in a blanket, snug cap on his head. he's watching hardcore butt pounding 5 on his small tv in his compound.

he turns and smiles to the camera, saying "just chillin in cedar rapids"

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

dsriggs posted:

Why didn't we give Osama Bin Laden the proper & respectful memorial service that he so thoroughly deserved?

Why isn't there a shred of evidence that the raid happened at all?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Yug posted:

Why isn't there a shred of evidence that the raid happened at all?

Also that flag should not be flowing like that if they're really in the vacuum of space.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Yug posted:

Why isn't there a shred of evidence that the raid happened at all?

Is this a real post?

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

Also that flag should not be flowing like that if they're really in the vacuum of space.


fruit on the bottom posted:

Also that flag should not be flowing like that if they're really in the vacuum of space.

"We totally got osama, threw him into the ocean though, no evidence but we promise"

DURRRRGGH OKAY WOW GOOD JOB OBAMA!!

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
do you have any evidence that the Emir is dead? being like uhhhh we cant show the photos and we uhhh buried him at sea mhmmmm

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Yug posted:

Why isn't there a shred of evidence that the raid happened at all?

dumb poo poo, there's pictures of part of a stealth helicopter so secret no one even knew it was being worked on, let alone operational, even in aviation circles, which are nearly as insane as people who watch trains

the raid loving happened, the details of the raid are controversial but you have to be a literal Alex Jones believing retard to say it didn't occur

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Yug posted:

"We totally got osama, threw him into the ocean though, no evidence but we promise"

DURRRRGGH OKAY WOW GOOD JOB OBAMA!!

Did you quote me twice for effect or something?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

dumb poo poo, there's pictures of part of a stealth helicopter so secret no one even knew it was being worked on, let alone operational, even in aviation circles, which are nearly as insane as people who watch trains

the raid loving happened, the details of the raid are controversial but you have to be a literal Alex Jones believing retard to say it didn't occur

got any evidence that osama bin laden was killed in that raid? or that he was there?

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

dumb poo poo, there's pictures of part of a stealth helicopter so secret no one even knew it was being worked on, let alone operational, even in aviation circles, which are nearly as insane as people who watch trains

the raid loving happened, the details of the raid are controversial but you have to be a literal Alex Jones believing retard to say it didn't occur

Pictures of a plane? That's the best you got.

Ooooookay. You got any actual proof this happened though?

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

Did you quote me twice for effect or something?

Yeah I'm a retard. I meant to quote the other guy too. I'm owned.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Piss de Bundy posted:

got any evidence that osama bin laden was killed in that raid? or that he was there?

like I said, the details are controversial but Yug literally just claimed that the raid itself never happened when clearly the US blew the cover on a super secret military program to go after something deep in an allied nations territory

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

VikingSkull posted:

the raid loving happened, the details of the raid are controversial but you have to be a literal Alex Jones believing retard to say it didn't occur

You're arguing with Yug.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
"We killed bigfoot!"

Wow, got any proof?

"You dumbass we have pictures of a subspecies of snail we've never even seen before. Of course we got bigfoot"

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

like I said, the details are controversial but Yug literally just claimed that the raid itself never happened when clearly the US blew the cover on a super secret military program to go after something deep in an allied nations territory

Where is the proof the raid happened then? If it's so obvious then loving show it to me.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Yug posted:

Where is the proof the raid happened then? If it's so obvious then loving show it to me.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
You have given me a photo of a crashed plane in who knows where. Please give me proof a raid happened. Thank you.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Like you can give me as many snail photos as you want, it won't be proof bigfoot exists.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Yug posted:

Like you can give me as many snail photos as you want, it won't be proof bigfoot exists.

I mean I could geolocate the compound in Abbottabad and cross reference that to the images from the helicopter, add in the tweets from a guy in the neighborhood that coincide with the official story of the raid, and give you the interviews from Pakistani military who were at the site but you're a loving idiot.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

I mean I could geolocate the compound in Abbottabad and cross reference that to the images from the helicopter, add in the tweets from a guy in the neighborhood that coincide with the official story of the raid, and give you the interviews from Pakistani military who were at the site but you're a loving idiot.

You can't actually do that because the raid never happened.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yug is real dumb, please don't argue with him

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
lots of sheeple itt who believe everything the cia and military says

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Zero proof posted so far of this pretend fantasy raid that was fabricated to boosts obamas approval ratings before an election.

They were probably all looking at some kind of shock porn in that "war room video"

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

lots of sheeple itt who believe everything the cia and military says

I really don't get it. The CIA publicly admits to doing despicable things to Americans and lying all the time but if you don't believe everything they say you're a conspiracy nut or a russian agent.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Yug did you really sign up for this website solely to argue about politics in GBS

Have you ever posted about anything else

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Yug did you really sign up for this website solely to argue about politics in GBS

Have you ever posted about anything else

I like to talk about my favorite internet celebrities in the rlm thread and about how rogue one is better than force awakens

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RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
i guess i don't see what you're getting at yug.

spell it out for me.

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