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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:lol:

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Flynn is so hosed, no wonder why he wants to take an immunity deal.

If he doesn't have dirt on Donnie, he's gonna get slow-motion turbofucked.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Here we go again:

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/breaking_house_sets_procedural_vote_for_today_to_allow_obamacare_repeal_vote_friday

Procedural Vote Friday for ACA Repeal, they are not keeping the pre-existing conditions clause.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)



:lol:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/27/politics/michael-flynn-foreign-payments-investigation/index.html

quote:

Former national security adviser Michael Flynn was warned by the Defense Intelligence Agency in 2014 against accepting foreign payments as he entered retirement, according to new documents obtained by the House oversight committee.

The inspector general of the Department of Defense also opened an investigation of Flynn earlier this month, according to an April 11 letter released by the oversight committee Thursday.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Donnies tweet storm this morning is an amazing attemp at the most blatant deflection possible, and he's still going

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

M_Gargantua posted:

Donnies tweet storm this morning is an amazing attemp at the most blatant deflection possible, and he's still going

It's not his tweetstorm, it's his social media director, Dan Scavino.

FAKE TWEETS

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/857605342422679553

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/857607924490932224

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Apr 27, 2017

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
True. I guess the coherency and speed of tweeting should have given it away.

For the rest of you; I present the voice of the president of the United States



Well Sessions did claim that despite no scientific backing handwriting analysis was god enough for convictions in court, so...

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

I now know what it is to hate. The gall of trying to play that card while trying to gut NPS.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Yeah those tweets don't have the sound of dementia to them. His flavor of word salad is pretty hard to mimic. Not impossible but these didn't get it right. Tried with 'politics! ' but just not enough brain damage and random, meaningless side notes.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/857364663356579840

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

This is pretty interesting- DJI, the company that makes commercial drones for enthusiasts and videographers, quietly released an update that geofences much of Syria and Iraq and prevents them from being flown in those areas. This comes after IS was using drones to drop hand grenades and explosives on their enemies' positions during combat.


https://techcrunch.com/2017/04/26/dji-adds-much-of-iraq-and-syria-to-its-list-of-no-fly-zones-for-its-drones/

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

bengy81 posted:

Can someone explain to me why Trump has tweeted about Puerto Rico twice in the last week?
Puerto Rico's medicaid is a block grant and about to run out of money. So the program needs to be bailed out or Puerto Ricans on medicaid will use their US citizenship to come over here and get healthcare.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/calebmaupin/status/857351214723473408

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Gimme some dat appropriation.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

That guy looks like he should be drunk as hell off moonshine while prospecting for gold

Ardlen
Sep 30, 2005
WoT



Gobbeldygook posted:

Puerto Rico's medicaid is a block grant and about to run out of money. So the program needs to be bailed out or Puerto Ricans on medicaid will use their US citizenship to come over here and get healthcare.

Aren't Republicans a fan of block grants? How do they square the idea of switching all states to block grants with this evidence that they can run out of money for Medicaid?

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Spicer scheduled to be on in five minutes

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Ardlen posted:

Aren't Republicans a fan of block grants? How do they square the idea of switching all states to block grants with this evidence that they can run out of money for Medicaid?

Feature, not bug. They want exactly that to happen so they can scream about how terrible the government is and we need to privatize everything.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

The entire reason they like block grants is that it's much easier to stop funding block grants than it is to stop funding Medicaid. Also the states controlled by the GOP can stop paying out ASAP. The entire block grant idea comes from strategy rather than principle.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Like they want federal block grants in Brownbackistan in order to fill all the gaps that constantly cutting taxes have left like paying for public education. If any government program shifts to block grant, it means immediately the funds will be spent elsewhere than intended.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What will be spiciest today? Budget? 100 days of winning?

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

enm

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Apr 27, 2017

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dead Reckoning posted:

I now know what it is to hate. The gall of trying to play that card while trying to gut NPS.
Donnie should makes those idiots who destroyed that rock formation in Utah a few years back the co-directors of the NPS.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Fukken RIP zombie trumpcare https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/857655486186967040

Fukken RIP TSP https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/857652446344118272

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/857657834074451968

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Jesus, that's going to gut even corporate 401(k) contributions.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/MoscowTimes/status/857633347954147328

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Better than VX to the face

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Bill O'Reilly's protégé was a little shitbag called Jesse Waters, basically a racist punk who would ambush people for interviews.

On defending Ivanka Trump, he basically said that she really looked good talking through that microphone (BLOWJOBS).

He is now on an unannounced vacation for the rest of the week and through the weekend. Note that this week was his show's debut. This may be like the same vacation that O'Reilly was forced to take from his job :toot:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/857645551281729536

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






good get hosed donny

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Isn't this like the third time now? Maybe he should wear a SCBA in public

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Fox News is basically an all you can assault buffet

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


What are we talking about here, making all 401k contribution post-tax now? Because the lawmakers who pass that can eat my entire rear end.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/dril/status/857622319593914368

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well that was predictable, Spicer hosed up.

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/857661811914678273

Edit: OH poo poo ALEX JONES IS TROLLING JOURNALISTS ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/857661406019190784

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

But first, let's take a selfie.

unbutthurtable
Dec 2, 2016

Total. Tox. Rereg.


College Slice

Real reason: no one thought about 401ks before

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





lmao i know spicey said the president was gonna follow through on his promises but it honestly sounds like he said 'fall through'

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

TBeats posted:

But first, let's take a selfie.

At this point it's a tradition.

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Jokers Gamble
May 31, 2013

facialimpediment posted:

Bill O'Reilly's protégé was a little shitbag called Jesse Waters, basically a racist punk who would ambush people for interviews.

On defending Ivanka Trump, he basically said that she really looked good talking through that microphone (BLOWJOBS).

He is now on an unannounced vacation for the rest of the week and through the weekend. Note that this week was his show's debut. This may be like the same vacation that O'Reilly was forced to take from his job :toot:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/857645551281729536

This is the dumbass who did that racist loving segment where he ran around Chinatown asking people questions about US-China relations. I hope the little scumbag gets shitcanned like he deserves.

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