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Hahaha look at that X axis, holy poo poo. It's like baby's first graph.
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My [24F] boyfriend [32M] seems to want to erase all evidence that I ever had a romantic/sexual past before him. Am I in the wrong for thinking he's out of line here?quote:me: 24F, him: 32M, together 6 months
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Baseless hatred of fat people is gross and very bad. Are you going to denigrate Mexicans and blacks next? Seriouspost, the hatred of fat people on this site is loving insane and honestly pretty psychopathic.
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None of you morons are accounting for the fact that gas is unleaded now. Idiots.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Baseless hatred of fat people is gross and very bad. Are you going to denigrate Mexicans and blacks next?
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Pick posted:Seriouspost, the hatred of fat people on this site is loving insane and honestly pretty psychopathic. Yup. The most commonly used insult by goons is "fat", which is really sad and likely self-hating!
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TheScott2K posted:None of you morons are accounting for the fact that gas is unleaded now. Idiots. it's true the slow kids are called that for a reason Pick posted:Seriouspost, the hatred of fat people on this site is loving insane and honestly pretty psychopathic. goons get really weirdly obsessively hateful about just about anything they spend more than five minutes talking about, and it's pretty messed up A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Anony Mouse posted:My [24F] boyfriend [32M] seems to want to erase all evidence that I ever had a romantic/sexual past before him. Am I in the wrong for thinking he's out of line here? Lady should run, but lol at the years old car-condom that will 100% rip like tissue paper the second someone thrusts.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:16
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Baseless hatred of fat people is gross and very bad. Are you going to denigrate Mexicans and blacks next? Fat people can stop being fat.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:16
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Pick posted:They're called corpedos for short. Not to be confused with a corpedo, which is when you strap explosives to a corpse to use as an improvised aquatic weapon.
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fat people are 100% fine. I don't care if someone's a smoker either. like whatever.
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Who What Now posted:Fat people can stop being fat. Excuase me ever heard of Michael Jackson?
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Anony Mouse posted:My [24F] boyfriend [32M] seems to want to erase all evidence that I ever had a romantic/sexual past before him. Am I in the wrong for thinking he's out of line here?
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doverhog posted:Excuase me ever heard of Michael Jackson? Who?
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Pick posted:fat people are 100% fine. I don't care if someone's a smoker either. like whatever. But if someone masturbates, hoo boy!
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Ensign Expendable posted:Hahaha look at that X axis, holy poo poo. It's like baby's first graph. oh its turrible, but lol if you think im spending more than 15 seconds on this poo poo
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Who What Now posted:Fat people can stop being fat. It's true in almost all cases.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:23
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Leon Einstein posted:But if someone masturbates, hoo boy! The GBS Two Minutes Hate is a youtube clip of demoniusx masturbating
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Apr 27, 2017 20:28
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Leon Einstein posted:How do these insecure weirdos even.find women to date them? What a psycho. You just gotta take a shotgun approach to young, vulnerable women.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:33
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Barudak posted:You just gotta take a shotgun approach to young, vulnerable women. Every woman is like a 1 in 100 chance lottery ticket only instead of winning money you get a chance to disappoint them and ruin their faith in humanity. The guy who did it to Pick seems to be really good at it.
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Leon Einstein posted:How do these insecure weirdos even.find women to date them? What a psycho.
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Darkhold posted:He's not insecure. He totally gets off on hearing all the slutty details and as a bonus gets to guilt her for having a past. He's 100% an abuser in the early stages. He's only screwing up by moving too fast really.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:43
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Leon Einstein posted:Insecure abusers exist. Yeah. My gramma Kitty was a manipulative, abusive poo poo and she had terrible self-worth issues. Controlling the emotions and actions of those around her was her defense/coping technique. Love you Kitty, RIP
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Leon Einstein posted:Insecure abusers exist. I feel like a lot of peoples' image of domestic abusers is some kind of suavely calculating Christian Grey motherfucker when the reality is pretty much always more like, baby got five feet taller and learned to throw his rattle harder
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Yeah, insecurity is a major reason why people abuse.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I feel like a lot of peoples' image of domestic abusers is some kind of suavely calculating Christian Grey motherfucker when the reality is pretty much always more like, baby got five feet taller and learned to throw his rattle harder The one I knew fits that perfectly.
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Anony Mouse posted:My [24F] boyfriend [32M] seems to want to erase all evidence that I ever had a romantic/sexual past before him. Am I in the wrong for thinking he's out of line here? She's unclean 
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Anony Mouse posted:My [24F] boyfriend [32M] seems to want to erase all evidence that I ever had a romantic/sexual past before him. Am I in the wrong for thinking he's out of line here? Not that the dude isn't way out of line but I do think this is one of those unfortunate side affects of social media. Now whenever your SO is looking at pictures of your past or vice versa there will be a p clearly documented trend of past relationships. It's not somethin you should be upset/jealous about obviously but it is kinda of a weird thing to see. e: also telling stories specifically about your exes is kinda weird, like just say old friend or something the fact that you were riding this dude's dick is sorta irrelevant to the funny anecdote about his olive obsession at subway. ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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It's really not that weird. She should be able to say ex instead of "friend" without triggering the baby.
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ArbitraryC posted:
Holy gently caress! You mean someone had... sex? We really should scrub that information out of all the stories we tell! Sex is evil and we shouldn't ever talk about people in relationships!
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Leon Einstein posted:It's really not that weird. She should be able to say ex instead of "friend" without triggering the baby. I mean it shouldn't trigger him and the dude's obviously got a mountain of issues she should get away from I just think it's kind of strange to talk about your exes with any regularity around your new gf/bf. Not like pretending they don't exist or anything but if I have a story that involves someone I used to date I'll usually just say "friend" cause there's no real reason not to. Only time I really mention exes is when I've specifically been asked about them or if say we're still friends and I'll be hanging out with them when visiting my hometown.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Holy gently caress! You mean someone had... I just don't see how it's relevant to the sandwich story? Like what value would be lost by just saying it was a friend rather than specifically someone you used to be romantically involved with?
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ArbitraryC posted:e: also telling stories specifically about your exes is kinda weird, like just say old friend or something the fact that you were riding this dude's dick is sorta irrelevant to the funny anecdote about his olive obsession at subway.  . I mean sure maybe it's not of direct importance to the event but it sets the tone of the scene to know if $person_I_am_with is my girlfriend or my mom or my friend from college or some rando who chatted me up. Getting weird over "you told a story involving an ex how dare you!" is a huge  to me. No one should pretend they didn't have the relations they've had.
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Anony Mouse posted:My [24F] boyfriend [32M] seems to want to erase all evidence that I ever had a romantic/sexual past before him. Am I in the wrong for thinking he's out of line here? There are some red flags in here though, that make this a less than reliable narrator: - old photos of my ex boyfriend and I still up on my facebook. - an open relationship I was once in during college - I have breast implants But the reality is she's just more sexually experienced, and he's an insecure manbaby who's dating someone 25% younger than him because he's an insecure manbaby.
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Yawgmoth posted:I really don't get why so many people get so loving weird about exes. If you're old enough to drink in the US, the odds you are ever going to be someone's first anything is vanishingly slim. Learn to be a vaguely stable adult and loving I think everyone's on the same page that losing your poo poo at any incidental acknowledgement of the existence of exes is nutso? But it's sort of like making GBS threads, any adult kind of tacitly accepts their partner does it but most people still don't want to hear about the consistency and corn kernel ratio I don't really give a gently caress personally but there certainly are plenty of people out there who do, and since you won't know whether that's a conversational landmine until you've stepped on it it's a reasonable rule to just stay hazy on the specifics
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ArbitraryC posted:I just don't see how it's relevant to the sandwich story? Like what value would be lost by just saying it was a friend rather than specifically someone you used to be romantically involved with? I'm very ok with her having exes. I'm even ok with the thought that at some point in those previous relationships something funny or interesting happened.
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Slugworth posted:It's strange to intentionally hide that info, whether it's relevant to the story or not. If my girlfriend told all sorts of stories about her friend Bill, and then like a year in I found out Bill was an ex, that's be *way* stranger than her just having described him as her ex the whole time. I think its moreso to avoid it being a frequent thing. to use the above example of the olive obsession at Subway, the identity of the person is meaningless. So lets say you had just told a story about your ex dealing with cars, then you also just told one about your ex and a terrible DMV trip, and now you are at Subway with your partner and they make a comment about olives, maybe you just mention an "old friend" in the story to not be bombarding them with references to your ex, which can be misinterpreted.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I think everyone's on the same page that losing your poo poo at any incidental acknowledgement of the existence of exes is nutso? But it's sort of like making GBS threads, any adult kind of tacitly accepts their partner does it but most people still don't want to hear about the consistency and corn kernel ratio .06 if you were wondering btw
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*in front of all your friends* It was the perfect kind of sunday morning, classes just finished so we had gently caress all goin on and plenty of time to relax. We spooned for a couple hours, just enjoying each other's company before getting some morning excercise *nudge nudge, wink* to start the day off, man she gave great head. After a quick rinse off, together of course don't wanna waste water, we went and hit up our favorite brunch place. Yeah it's this one, I never could get enough of their waffles. Anyways she was super craving some sausage, even after I spent an hour giving her mine haha, but she was just ravenous. She got her normal eggs benny but also asked for 3 sides of sausage, the waitress was like "are you sure? 3 extra sides". and yeah she wanted it, that girl just loved her sausage, crazy right? I saw you had a side of it and it just reminded me of her.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I think everyone's on the same page that losing your poo poo at any incidental acknowledgement of the existence of exes is nutso? But it's sort of like making GBS threads, any adult kind of tacitly accepts their partner does it but most people still don't want to hear about the consistency and corn kernel ratio
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