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iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:magical:

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Elways teeth have ALWAYS been jacked up!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

In an alternate universe, female Andy Dalton is called Annie Lennox and sings for Eurythmics.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Kalli posted:

Now what if we combine this app with one of the earlier apps results...



This is government psyops at work

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Meanwhile Donte Stallworth killed another guy -


https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/856870589474242560
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/856871402082893825
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/856872079681081345
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/856872833418485760

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
This app is crazy man let me tell ya. Wild.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Pops Mgee posted:

This app is crazy man let me tell ya. Wild.


Lady Gruden looks like she could be a child beauty pageant contestant

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

:allears:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Happy Draft Day goons

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/ChaseDaniel/status/857606197884719104

You tell 'em Chase.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

Eli Wiggum posted:

Happy Draft Day goons



Melissa Kiper is a middle school math teacher

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Spintzel posted:

Melissa Kiper is a middle school math teacher

Can't unsee, thanks

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Eli Wiggum posted:

Happy Draft Day goons



Mrs. Doubtfire?

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Is this the thread where I laugh at the bears?

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




AggressivelyStupid posted:

Is this the thread where I laugh at the bears?

That's not...every thread?!

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Well, yes bit this laugh is specifically about trading a bunch of picks to move up one spot for a QB that might have fallen to you.

lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Eli Wiggum posted:

Happy Draft Day goons



Margaret Thatcher

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Well, yes bit this laugh is specifically about trading a bunch of picks to move up one spot for a QB that might have fallen to you.

lol
Not to mention that the Niners were gonna draft Thomas no matter what

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Sorry the Bears fell for wily John Lynch and his award winning smile

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Adoree and Corey 😊😊😊

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"This job isn't hard at all!"
-John Lynch

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Like for real how dumb are the Bears no way in hell the Niners were taking Trubisky

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Spoeank posted:

Like for real how dumb are the Bears no way in hell the Niners were taking Trubisky

They might have been bidding (or thought they were bidding) against another team that wanted to move up to take him.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







big money big clit posted:

They might have been bidding (or thought they were bidding) against another team that wanted to move up to take him.

They didn't even work out Trubisky.

They didn't even have his number to call and notify him. He learned on tv.

This reeks of the owner stepping in out of nowhere.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i like the reddick pick. he looks like the best player on the field and he's all over the field.

but i hope this doesn't mean the cards kick washington off the team without a chance. 3 years without any contact with the guy is rough but he was literally the best ILB in the league in 2012

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.twitter.com/Mtrubisky10/status/554384600836087808

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Rip in piss Whaley

https://twitter.com/matthewfairburn/status/857801405066878976

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

big money big clit posted:

They might have been bidding (or thought they were bidding) against another team that wanted to move up to take him.

Either way the bottom line is lol Bears.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Gonz posted:

Elways teeth have ALWAYS been jacked up!

I am convinced that one of Elways grandparents was a horse and you can't tell me otherwise.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo


TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Spoeank posted:

Like for real how dumb are the Bears no way in hell the Niners were taking Trubisky

I think it's more likely the Niners told the Bears they weren't interested in taking Thomas and were looking to trade out of the #2 spot, which caused the Bears to panic because they thought another team would trade up to take Trubisky (and hell, there might have been an offer or two), then they traded down one spot and took Thomas anyways. It's pretty brilliant by the 49ers/dumb as poo poo by the Bears

e: Hell, I was surprised the 49ers didn't just turn around and trade the #3 pick right after

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Pops Mgee posted:

This app is crazy man let me tell ya. Wild.


Bride of Chucky

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Haha deleted it. This is what it was:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



In case you were wondering if Roger Goodell still sucked:

https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/857945855541862400

He still sucks.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Kalli posted:

In case you were wondering if Roger Goodell still sucked:

https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/857945855541862400

He still sucks.

gently caress Goodell forever

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Kalli posted:

In case you were wondering if Roger Goodell still sucked:

https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/857945855541862400

He still sucks.

This is a man who manages to be worse than a commissioner that has seen two lock outs.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

In case you were wondering if Roger Goodell still sucked:

https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/857945855541862400

Bacon cheese burgers are addictive and unhealthy.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Lol he went on about how he doesn't want his players doing anything that could harm them like breathing in smoke. But concussions are fine

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

In case you were wondering if Roger Goodell still sucked:

https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/857945855541862400

He still sucks.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

iospace posted:

This is a man who manages to be worse than a commissioner that has seen two lock outs.

He should be booed at every moment of his daily life. Someone should follow him around with a recording of fans booing him at the draft and just play it over everything he does.

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