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Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

Getting on the right side of the fursecution I guess

Kumo fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Apr 27, 2017

# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:30

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:32

Malinois: Jun 13, 2003

Over There posted:

Because he wasn't a part of the klan lol.

There was a Memorial Day parade and the Klan showed up so the police tried removing them which causes riots. Never said he was a part of the Klansmen that showed up.

According to multiple papers that were real-time reporting, everyone that was arrested was hooded up as a Klansman. Sooo...

Some research into the event.

Malinois fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Apr 27, 2017

# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:31

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Kumo posted:

Getting on the right side of the fursecution I guess

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, and sometimes a stopped clock is 1:01

# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:40

Mr Havafap: Mar 27, 2005; The wurst kind of sausage

I'm daydreaming, of day 100.
That's when Trump will reveal that his true identity is Nelson Foreshaw, performance artist originally from Montana.
"This is it, here ends the piece I call "Gotcha", over 40 years in the making." declared the man everybody thought was Donald Trump, 45th president of the United States on april 29, 2017.
Later in interviews he'll admit he didn't expect such a long run, rather a natural conclusion would be reached when the grotesque would be too overbearing.
"But it just kept going, at times leading a life of its own. I thought a year, maybe three? I mean come on, I was utterly convinced the name Donald Trump in itself would be a dead give away in all its ridiculousness but apparently not. In 2016 I decided to put an end to it with a presidential candidacy, Donald Trump would suffer a humiliating defeat and I would finally be able to put the character to rest. But no matter how much I upped the ante his popularity just grew, and at times I actually felt panic. Then november 8th happened and at that moment I decided: 100 days, not more."
M. Foreshaw's legal status is difficult to asses, to put it mildly, ranging from accusations of treason, unlawful misrepresentation, to protection from pursuits under parody laws.

On the question on which, if any future projects M Foreshaw might consider the answer was "no more loving golf, that's for sure."

On the other hand I'm content with just letting reality play out, lol.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:56

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Chinatown posted:

shooting yourself in the foot usually results in foot problems

there's too many. too many jokes to be had

can we just freeze things for a day

# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:57

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

I've followed this thread from page 1 and let me just say that while it's great to lol at trump, it's important to take a little side lol at forums user dust snatcher, who has popped in every couple dozen pages to try to tell posters itt that they are crying or that they've run out of material and are grasping at straws to lol at

A full, unadulterated lol at the idea that anyone can look at trump's presidency and say "gosh these drat liberals are really stretching to find things to laugh at!"

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:04

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I've followed this thread from page 1 and let me just say that while it's great to lol at trump, it's important to take a little side lol at forums user dust snatcher, who has popped in every couple dozen pages to try to tell posters itt that they are crying or that they've run out of material and are grasping at straws to lol at

A full, unadulterated lol at the idea that anyone can look at trump's presidency and say "gosh these drat liberals are really stretching to find things to laugh at!"

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:06

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

Just imagine what life skills trump afforded his children

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:07

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

do u know jenny posted:

I'm the brand new boots that were taken out of the box thirty seconds before this picture was taken.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:07

ProperCauldron: Oct 11, 2004; nah chill

Malinois posted:

According to multiple papers that were real-time reporting, everyone that was arrested was hooded up as a Klansman. Sooo...

Some research into the event.

NYC is not the bastion of pure open hearts and free-thinking that it likes to think it is. It has its own internal problems but it also receives influence from Westchester and Long Island. The latter still has multiple KKK chapters, and used to have a dedicated Nazi town. Hell, Madison Square Garden hosted Nazi rallies. Donald was born in NYC and has been a part of many gentlemen's agreements and hush-hush deals and esoteric pacts. He also thinks every decision he's ever made was the correct one. Do those thoughts stretch to his ancestors? These things permeate history and trickle down to influence today.

And about those posts mentioning conservative immigrants: The Bronx has some of the nation's poorest districts, and yet they each have many conservative voters, mostly because Jesus thinks gay dicks are icky.

And I just want to throw this out there because its yet to come up in this thread, and is bound to generate LOLs eventually, but a couple of years ago, Donald Trump opened a golf course in the Bronx. It sits between housing projects, a cemetery, and the East River. Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bronx/trump-bronx-golf-230m-sand-trap-taxpayers-article-1.2171883

quote:

Instead of the $100-per-player fee on weekdays and $125 on weekends spelled out in the original contract, Trump is now charging $141 during the week and $169 on weekends.

He has jacked up prices even more for young and old golfers � $54 for juniors (under 16) on weekdays and $87 for senior citizens � far above the $35 for juniors and $55 for seniors his original contract stipulated.

For a good time, look up photos from the place on Instagram, and see if any locals are cursing out the smiling, worry-free rich.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:09

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

haljordan posted:

I'm the brand new boots that were taken out of the box thirty seconds before this picture was taken.

I'm the cleanly pressed shirt and spotless faded denim and also the sasquatch.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:09

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

I wonder if the Trump boys feel like Jiro's son in the sushi documentary.

Like, do they dream of going off on their own and being successful con artists out from under the shadow of their father?

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:13

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

KrolleBolle posted:

- "Hello? Hellooooooo!? Where's my bigly Coke!? I want one now!"

"Your Coke, monsieur."
___________\

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:14

Mr Havafap: Mar 27, 2005; The wurst kind of sausage

turn off the TV posted:

I'm the cleanly pressed shirt and spotless faded denim and also the sasquatch.

You missed the mysterious figure in the background FYI.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:16

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

do u know jenny posted:

lol I just spotted the sasquatch, He's rockin some nice denim

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:16

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I've followed this thread from page 1 and let me just say that while it's great to lol at trump, it's important to take a little side lol at forums user dust snatcher, who has popped in every couple dozen pages to try to tell posters itt that they are crying or that they've run out of material and are grasping at straws to lol at

A full, unadulterated lol at the idea that anyone can look at trump's presidency and say "gosh these drat liberals are really stretching to find things to laugh at!"

he pops in all the time like "I'm super rich and I laugh at poor people all day. But get this.... I'm native american. Guess you're wrong forever, checkmate libs!" It's pretty great

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:17

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

e: nvm, dumb joke.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:19

Shwqa: Feb 13, 2012

bag em and tag em posted:

he pops in all the time like "I'm super rich and I laugh at poor people all day. But get this.... I'm native american. Guess you're wrong forever, checkmate libs!" It's pretty great

Lol at the idea of some rich native american looking Trump and saying "That is who I want as a President!"

Natives were like the first group to be hosed over by Trump.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:43

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

The U.S. Justice Department's investigation of Fox News has widened to include a second law enforcement agency.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/27/media/fox-news-federal-investigation/index.html

should be bigly good, lol.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:52

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Lime Tonics posted:

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/27/media/fox-news-federal-investigation/index.html.

"friends of roger" is how we identify each other the pirate fetish community

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:58

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Lime Tonics posted:

The U.S. Justice Department's investigation of Fox News has widened to include a second law enforcement agency.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/27/media/fox-news-federal-investigation/index.html

should be bigly good, lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbmB9k2Y88

# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:59

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

This is just beautiful

:lol:

https://twitter.com/attn/status/857711945155133440

quote:

an agency spokesperson angrily lashed out by calling everyone who participated in the prank “despicable.”

“I hope you won’t dignify this group with the attention they are seeking,” the spokesperson told Fusion. “But if you choose to do so… this group’s cheap publicity stunt is beyond the pale of legitimate public discourse. Their actions seek to obstruct and do harm to crime victims; that’s objectively despicable regardless of one’s views on immigration policy.”

# ? Apr 28, 2017 00:11

Cobweb Heart: Mar 31, 2010; I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Lime Tonics posted:

The U.S. Justice Department's investigation of Fox News has widened to include a second law enforcement agency.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/27/media/fox-news-federal-investigation/index.html

should be bigly good, lol.

*chewing hay* Awwh heeeeell yeah get those USPIS badasses on the case

Over There posted:

Because he wasn't a part of the klan lol.

Makes sense, mere news clippings indicating the Fred Trump who lived where Donald's father Fred Trump lived was arrested with other KKK members. Proves nothing tbf lmao

apparently it was a march against catholic cops. In the ten minutes I spent researching this I also learned that people did bring this up; Trump lied about it provably and some head said it's totally irrelevant to mention things that happened 90 years ago. good to know America couldn't muster one man or woman who could've stood up to these unstoppable behemoths. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp9RFmq_PRA

# ? Apr 28, 2017 00:14

KrolleBolle: Oct 26, 2005; Hello, Is this dog?

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

- "Hello? Hellooooooo!? Where's my bigly Coke!? I want one now!"

"Your Coke, monsieur."
___________\

# ? Apr 28, 2017 00:39

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

It's not what you think. It's German for "The Trumps,"

Seriously, though, the bottom part is a play on the German title of Married with Children, comparing the Trumps to the Bundys.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 00:45

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

bag em and tag em posted:

he pops in all the time like "I'm super rich and I laugh at poor people all day. But get this.... I'm native american. Guess you're wrong forever, checkmate libs!" It's pretty great

Somebody start an Elizabeth Warren appreciation thread.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 00:46

turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

bag em and tag em posted:

he pops in all the time like "I'm super rich and I laugh at poor people all day. But get this.... I'm native american. Guess you're wrong forever, checkmate libs!" It's pretty great

That's what you would call an apple.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 00:48

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Havafap posted:

I'm daydreaming, of day 100.
That's when Trump will reveal that his true identity is Nelson Foreshaw, performance artist originally from Montana.
"This is it, here ends the piece I call "Gotcha", over 40 years in the making." declared the man everybody thought was Donald Trump, 45th president of the United States on april 29, 2017.
Later in interviews he'll admit he didn't expect such a long run, rather a natural conclusion would be reached when the grotesque would be too overbearing.
"But it just kept going, at times leading a life of its own. I thought a year, maybe three? I mean come on, I was utterly convinced the name Donald Trump in itself would be a dead give away in all its ridiculousness but apparently not. In 2016 I decided to put an end to it with a presidential candidacy, Donald Trump would suffer a humiliating defeat and I would finally be able to put the character to rest. But no matter how much I upped the ante his popularity just grew, and at times I actually felt panic. Then november 8th happened and at that moment I decided: 100 days, not more."
M. Foreshaw's legal status is difficult to asses, to put it mildly, ranging from accusations of treason, unlawful misrepresentation, to protection from pursuits under parody laws.

On the question on which, if any future projects M Foreshaw might consider the answer was "no more loving golf, that's for sure."

On the other hand I'm content with just letting reality play out, lol.

Didn't read your fan fic

# ? Apr 28, 2017 01:12

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Pictured: Trump administration punishing the seas for causing global warming.

If he could get ICE to find and deport El Ni�o, he would.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 01:17

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

trump: not being one for ethics, who should i appoint to do everything
trump jr and the goblin: *heavy breathing*
trump: jared kushner it is

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:14

hillaryous clinton: May 11, 2003; super dynamic; Taco Defender

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/27/alex-jones-turns-on-ivanka-trump-and-her-democrat-husband-jared-kushner-over-syrian-refugees

Are Jones's followers already against Ivanka and Kushner? I can't tell what the sides are anymore....

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:41

Shwqa: Feb 13, 2012

maninacape posted:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/27/alex-jones-turns-on-ivanka-trump-and-her-democrat-husband-jared-kushner-over-syrian-refugees

Are Jones's followers already against Ivanka and Kushner? I can't tell what the sides are anymore....

Yeah I can't keep up with who is the "true" Republican and who is a lizard person pretending to be a Republican but is actually a Democratic anymore.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:50

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

bag em and tag em posted:

he pops in all the time like "I'm super rich and I laugh at poor people all day. But get this.... I'm native american. Guess you're wrong forever, checkmate libs!" It's pretty great

That gets an extra lol from me

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:51

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

http://www.wmur.com/article/state-lawmaker-admits-saying-some-injudicious-things-about-women/9562347

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:54

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Shwqa posted:

Yeah I can't keep up with who is the "true" Republican and who is a lizard person pretending to be a Republican but is actually a Democratic anymore.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:54

Shwqa: Feb 13, 2012

How do you turn getting nothing done into a postive? Just compare the cost of actually implementing policy to the cost of golfing!
"Obama spent 141 times more than trump in his first hundred days!"

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/study-obama-regs-in-first-100-days-cost-141-times-trumps-4b-to-28m/article/2621232

loving LOL

# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:55

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

medium posted:

Enough. I’ve had enough. Enough of your whiny laments about Hillary Clinton. You thought you knew Hillary when the primary campaign began. You knew the sound of her voice and her laughter and you made up your mind that those things bothered you. You thought the way she smiled — or when she chose not to — told you a lot about her, but your sneers told us more about you. You decided that a lifetime devoted to politics had ruined Hillary, even when the only alternatives on the ballot were a man mired in politics for 30 years who never got anything done and a man who knew nothing about anything who spent a lifetime devoted to fraud.
Either you never knew or you never cared that Hillary polled higher than everyone else when the race began (yes, even higher than Bernie Sanders) but you sure loved to crow when a systematic take-down caused her popularity to dip. As soon as the media saw that picking Hillary apart got more viewers than lifting her up, we got an earful — from men our age, men older than us, men younger than us — eager to lecture us constantly about Hillary Clinton, didn’t we? And it’s still going on. It’s the lecture that never ends. It spreads like a virus, sexually transmitted from dudebro to dudebro, so by now every manchild out there with a gripe against Hillary has added his voice to the giant monster that ate this election.
Men like these hate women like Hillary especially when those women attain positions of power. These men all say, “Oh, I’d vote for Elizabeth Warren or Kamala Harris.” Sure, pal. Sure you would. Let’s see what happens once they become actual threats. Right now you like them because you can frame them as plucky Frank Capra heroines but just wait until they actually start wielding real power and begin winning votes, or worse, “robbing” votes from your iconic male idols.
Now a new book Shattered has rushed to publication, attempting to vindicate perpetual crybabies like Bill Maher and others with 320 pages of breathless anecdotes about how Hillary screwed this thing up. TV personalities who make millions riling up crowds need easy explanations for their wisecracks and sound-bites because what if the real reason reveals something deeper and darker about the American identity?
Who wants to hear that? What if people cackling in bed at Fallon and Colbert were told the truth: that Trump won because too many immature simpletons couldn’t feel cozy toward Hillary when she failed turn on the charm? What if one of the real reasons Democrats lost is because too many men don’t think a women has any value after she’s no longer sufficiently fuckable? What if it really was that several million voters were stupid enough to fall for the endless campaign waged against Hillary for the past 30 years? What then? The same male drones whose impulses are ruled by their reptilian brain stems instead of logic and reason were so intimidated by a woman in power that they voted for the dumbest, most vindictive, and criminally self-serving egomaniac in American presidential history. That sad fact is far too hard to swallow for viewers of late-night talk shows, so all the glib hosts go in for the easier, more palatable kill: “Hillary sure hosed it up!” — hoping we forget that their relentless mockery helped destroy her chances.
But enough is enough. We’re sick of seeing men shrug off the part they played in this debacle and try to lay the blame on the woman they savaged. The more asinine people like Bill Maher criticize Hillary Clinton the more of us will rise up to defend her. You see how that works? Yeah, and Chelsea too. Totally Chelsea. We’re going to be all over Chelsea hashtags on Twitter, posting positive stories about her, hoping she runs for office just to watch the caterwauling white dudebros lose their poo poo.
Despite the near impossibility of electing two Democratic presidents in succession when the previous one leaves office (last time it happened? 1856) it did look like possibly the first woman might get elected and boy did that simple fact upset people. We weren’t even allowed to be excited about it. Not even allowed to talk about it because it meant we were VOTING WITH OUR VAGINAS! How do you beat the first woman? Well you have to divide the women. And divide they did — on the right and the left.
Hillary knew she’d be getting it from the right worse than anyone has ever gotten it. But she couldn’t have planned for the left’s body blow. That she didn’t see coming. Even Obama’s campaign in 2008 wasn’t near the brutal enmity she faced from Team Bernie. And of course, after her defeat eight years ago, she graciously stepped aside and worked as hard as humanly possible to bring her most ardent supporters over to Obama. In stark contrast, Bernie had to be put in a time-out up in the rafters at the convention in Philly, slumped in his seat with a pissed look on his face, pouting and egging on his malicious little monsters down below who did nothing but chant as viciously and stupidly as the Trump supporters. That is what happens when men have to lose to women. Now we know.
Why do we who still stand with Hillary like her so much? Because, despite the fabricated branding she got about dishonesty, Hillary did not lie to us. Laugh all you want but one of the reasons Hillary was always so careful and measured in what she said was the elegant prudence acquired from a lifetime of getting poo poo any time she misspoke. She learned never to write a check she couldn’t cash.
But no one wanted to hear that. They needed someone like Trump to be what he always has been — a grandiose bullshitter. Just tell them what they want to hear, make them believe in something and you’ll win. It doesn’t matter what it is, or how realistic it is. And it doesn’t matter if they hate you a year later, as the emo-progs did with Obama — just so long as you promise them poo poo. Lots and lots of free poo poo! Immigration poo poo. Jobs poo poo. Free college poo poo. Some of it is doable in like 20 years, some of it isn’t. But the run for president in the television/internet era has become a joke. Now we know for sure it has nothing to do with experience or knowledge or how well you can actually govern. It only has to make voters FEEL something right here, right now. “Entertain me! Make me enjoy the reality show I’m watching.”
And we really got to see a show, didn’t we. Trump was the freak the media needed: half tycoon, half buffoon. Bernie was the scrappy cantankerous underdog, taking down the mighty Hillary. Oh, how the press and the public became invested in watching her fall. It got so bad that her supporters had to shrink away in secret Facebook groups, afraid to put bumper stickers on our cars or lawn signs in front of our homes — afraid for our reputations, afraid to be exiled from Coolsville, afraid because we were watching a real live witch hunt. Now we’re all tuning in to watch the embers burn. It smells rotten.
The forces that elected Obama couldn’t protect him from the opposition he faced. They didn’t try. They just let him twist in the wind, their miracle worker who couldn’t work miracles. When are we going to stop making excuses for the voters who really must step up to the plate but don’t? They don’t vote and then they whine about the choices those who voted do make.
Now the show is over. Flat balloons lie scattered in corners, there’s some kind of sticky stuff on the floor, and all we can hear — in our heartbreak, in our despair, in our loneliness — is more white men yapping. They’re yapping on the left, they’re yapping on the right . Yap yap yap, as they did for an entire year.
All the journalists who very badly bungled their coverage of the election by chasing after salacious clickbait to keep their outlets alive in a time of intense competition, are now seeking to relieve themselves of the burden of guilt of having failed the American people. The book Shattered has quickly become their New Testament: see, it’s right there in chapter 3, verses 10–13, “And lo, though the press erred mightily in judgment, Lord knows they did nothing wrong. Because, hark! Hear the uproar unceasing from every network. Suspended like damnable turds in the firmament above were her eternal emails.” Yes, the journalists have written the first of many books to absolve themselves of their sins. “She was just a bad candidate. Her campaign was lovely. See, we were right all along. And we made lots and lots of money off of it. Witch hunts sell. Prepare for more.”
So I’m here to tell you Bernie Sanders supporters and Trump supporters and anyone else out there trying to finish the job you started on Hillary that we’re not going away. Many keep wondering why we are still defending Hillary Clinton. As poor conflicted Andrew Sullivan recently spat out, why do we “feel sorry” for her. The answer is simple: we love her. I’ll say it again — we love Hillary Clinton. Why? Because she stood up for all the things we believed were worth fighting for. Because she stood up to Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin and Bernie Sanders and the journalists and politicians who have been accusing her of all manner of corruption since the day she became Bill Clinton’s wife. And before that even.
Anyone who honestly researches Hillary will find that 90% of the accusations against her are flat out hysteria — mass hysteria. Like Goodie Proctor back in Salem-level hysteria. So why did she keep coming back, I wondered. Oh, Bill Maher and his band of brothers likely thought, “she’s just ambitious.” But it was more than that. She’s a fighter. She was never going to stop unless they found a way to stop her, and it’s our country’s greatest loss that she was stopped.
So I look at her and I see a hero. I look at her and see someone who took it and took it and took it and then took it some more. I also see someone who gave a speech on women’s rights as human rights, someone who had to swallow a lot of nonsense from arrogant pricks to try to pass universal healthcare back in the ’90s. I see a woman who got out there anyway, despite our culture’s utter rejection of how she looks, what she wears, how she laughs. Most of us just want to zip it up and shut it down, but Hillary? She spent her life defying the built-in endgame for women.
And even now, when the power has been handed over 100% to the Republicans, when our democracy is threatened, our future, the environment and all living things on it — the attacks on Hillary can’t stop. Like an unhealthy domestic partnership, the reckless cruelties just keep coming and coming and coming. Enough. We saw her humiliated, dehumanized, criticized, ripped apart, and virtually burned at the stake, while the townspeople pointed and laughed, drooling all the while for the deliciousness of the take-down.
Hillary’s movement remains strong. No, some of our core principles are not ever going to be enough to woo the white working class males or the still whipped-up Sanders supporters. But there are millions of us out there who love Hillary and admire her and feel fired up and inspired because of her. I pity the candidate who dismisses us. You will never win. You will always lose. We outnumber you by tens of millions. We are loyal Democratic men and women of all ethnicities and backgrounds, the Obama coalition and the Hillary coalition have come together and we make up the ever-reliable base of the real Democratic Party. We’re ready to work, ready to be enthusiastic and we are so very done with your blame-slinging bullshit.
They said exactly the same thing in 1972, about the Democrats being out of touch with the people, only Richard Nixon said it and he was great at manipulating the narrative. Democrats are falling for every trick in the book right now, outsmarted every step of the way by the billionaires backing Trump. Buckling under this hysteria is a perfect example of that. It’s like the scene in Jaws where Quint has been eaten by the shark, and they have to go with Hooper’s dumb idea of getting in the shark cage (“You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, shark in the water. Our shark. Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies…”)
What we’re doing now is trying to mirror Trump, to find OUR version of Trump, a populist, working-class hero. But we’ll bungle it like we did in ’72, chasing an ideology that makes the most noise but doesn’t cover enough of the bases. But go ahead and fall for it. McGovern lost every state but Massachusetts. Maybe we can aim to beat that record.
You want Hillary, and now Chelsea, to go away? We don’t. We want to continue to listen to her and all Democrats who are there day in and day out working for the people not chasing the spotlight. We value her wisdom and her experience. Shame on the media for its treatment of her. Shame on the hard left for its dismissal of her, shame on the worst of America gathered in stadiums wearing t-shirts that said “Trump that bitch,” in a room full of men and women whose right arms were itching to stiffen to Sieg Heil! Whose dubious erections wriggled slightly every time they chanted, “Lock her up, lock her up,” joining an invisible hand with the Bernie supporters who chanted “She’s a liar, she’s a liar,” as though it was decided then and there. Mob rule.
You can take the people out of Salem but you can’t take Salem out of the people.
History will treat Hillary Clinton kindly despite all of that, and in ten years’ time the only thing anyone will remember about this election was that it took a village — with torches and pitchforks — to bring down Hillary Clinton, the first woman who should have been president

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:02

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Can someone give me the Reader's Digest version, please

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:07

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:07

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:32

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Uncle Wemus posted:

I can't click the posters link. Fake.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:07

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