NFL Draft GDT: Shitposts For Mahomes

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Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Great job philly crowd! 👍🏾

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Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Diva Cupcake posted:

Baltimore will take a guy from Alabama.

Tale as old as time.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:09

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Make a Wish kid time, can't boo a dying kid.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:09

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
_{_{(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)}}

Ehud posted:

I wonder if Miami ends up taking OJ if he keeps falling

I like njoku better.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:07

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

I'm confused... it's Philly, why did they cheer?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Good fist pump.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

drat, was hoping he would take a ridiculous slide

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:07

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

gently caress off, Ravens.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

sportsgenius86 posted:

Here to announce the next pick is Kenan Thompson

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Good for you kid! Lol the fist pump ruled

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Cute kid.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

I love how he got excited over the pick too

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

You're sign is upside down moron

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

Grittybeard posted:

I'm somehow surprised Philly fans didn't boo the make a wish kid.

I'm a little disappointed

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

Kid reads better than Goodell and actually wants to be there, let him announce all the picks

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Fistboy: Oct 24, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

dawwwwww.....that was cool.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

DC Murderverse posted:

imagine using your make a wish on going to Disney World when you could do dope poo poo like announce a first round draft pick

Hang out with Roger Goodell or get a handjob from Cinderella in the tunnels underneath Small World.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Humphrey was the worst player on that Bama team

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:08

Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

Ehud posted:

I wonder if Miami ends up taking OJ if he keeps falling

I'd be fine with Njoku

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:09

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Vintimus Prime posted:

I love how he got excited over the pick too

That was cool.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:09

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i'm anxiously awaiting the tweets about how OJ Howard whipped his dick out during all of his draft interviews

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:09

Slowpoke!: Feb 12, 2008; ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Sup with Jonathan Allen still being on the board? Is it because he is a tweener DE/DT?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:11

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

DC Murderverse posted:

i'm anxiously awaiting the tweets about how OJ Howard whipped his dick out during all of his draft interviews

Showing his ball skills.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:10

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

Slowpoke! posted:

Sup with Jonathan Allen still being on the board? Is it because he is a tweener DE/DT?

https://twitter.com/MatthewFairburn/status/857778643820531713

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:10

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Jonathan Allen gonna drop to the Browns.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:10

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

There are like 2-3 CBs better than Humphrey. Still for some reason I don't hate it. Allen's shoulder must be hosed.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:10

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

DC Murderverse posted:

i'm anxiously awaiting the tweets about how OJ Howard whipped his dick out during all of his draft interviews

I think it is just people devaluing the tight end position, because teams are dumb

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:10

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Hehe, was Schefter about to speak before his broadcast partner cut in?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:12

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Hang out with Roger Goodell or get a handjob from Cinderella in the tunnels underneath Small World.

Tell me there's a story behind this joke.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:10

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Kirios posted:

Jonathan Allen gonna drop to the Browns.

dont draft back problems

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:11

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Moneyball posted:

I'm confused... it's Philly, why did they cheer?

the Eagles fans left after their pick, now it's mostly commuters.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:11

Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

Kirios posted:

Jonathan Allen gonna drop to the Browns.

Man that's just adding insult to injury

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:11

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Thats a weird pick for Baltimore considering all the options they had

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:11

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

johnathan allen must have torn his acl eiffel towering that girl with gareon conley

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:11

WinnebagoWarrior: Apr 8, 2009; I eat Rotheseburgehergh's like you for breakfast

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

How the gently caress is OJ Howard still undrafted

Every time he doesn't get picked a little more blood rushes to my penis hoping beyond hope that he will still be there at 30.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:12

Bonham: Aug 14, 2009; Kill! Kill! Kill!

McDowell or Budda at 28 plz

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:12

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

*stumbles in drunkenly*

HEY EVERYBODY DID THE TEXANS DRAFT A QB???????????????????????????

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:12

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Shinjobi posted:

*stumbles in drunkenly*

HEY EVERYBODY DID THE TEXANS DRAFT A QB???????????????????????????

Yeah

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Tell me there's a story behind this joke.

Nah

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:13

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

And the Redskins next gently caress up happening in just mere moments

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:14

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Shinjobi posted:

*stumbles in drunkenly*

HEY EVERYBODY DID THE TEXANS DRAFT A QB???????????????????????????

Traded up for Watson.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:14

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