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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
http://i.imgur.com/Cvx34t0.gifv

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Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






Another lose cruiser!



Well, make that two lost cruisers then!



We take out the Minneapolis and its not looking good for the Cleveland either!







Another liberator down!







I do so love these surprise gifts.



I keep them in my underwater locker.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
US Navy gonna have to start worrying about mutinies at this rate.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
:rip: Top Hats Monthly


edit: I can't read

whitewhale
Feb 21, 2013
The Sims is still out there landing in all of the trouble then.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
President Roosevelt, are you sure sending one ship at a time is a good idea? I think it makes them easier to pick off in the Pacific.
What's the Pacific?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


The monoplane seems to have crazy lift. It zooms way up and the end.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Oh hi, o cruisers!

Bye, cruisers!

wukkar
Nov 27, 2009
If I've learned anything from World of Warships, its that you were lucky that the Cleveland didn't take 40 planes down with it.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
You know there really aren't that many CAs, I bet I could track down how many are left....

...and then I remember that's how it started last time.

whitewhale
Feb 21, 2013

wukkar posted:

If I've learned anything from World of Warships, its that you were lucky that the Cleveland didn't take 40 planes down with it.

He clearly wasn't playing his torpedobeats though.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Ron Jeremy posted:

The monoplane seems to have crazy lift. It zooms way up and the end.

Pretty sure its a Ki-43, very maneuverable stuff!

The I-15 ain't doing so bad either. In fact its doing a barrel roll!



farraday posted:

You know there really aren't that many CAs, I bet I could track down how many are left....

...and then I remember that's how it started last time.

Hey, that's my shtick!

Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Apr 26, 2017

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Not bad. Two downed Allied Cruisers - just what were they doing around in attack range anyways? A recon fleet or patrol?

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






The Allies have developed invisible bombs!



The Simms puts up a drat good fight.



The Cleveland had not been sunk. We solve that issue.



We then go after her escort.



Come afternoon we take her out.







Another good day for our planes.







Well, that was another good day!



At least we get a proper reading of what sunk our ship here.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Wasn't it the Clevelands that were classed as CL's but were pretty much CA's in all but name? If so, a good kill!

Velius
Feb 27, 2001

Drone posted:

Wasn't it the Clevelands that were classed as CL's but were pretty much CA's in all but name? If so, a good kill!

Clevelands were extremely powerful for CLs, with four triple 6" gun mounts plus a heavy secondary (for a cruiser) of 5" DP guns and a lot of AA. The closest Japanese analogue would be the Mogami class when they were fit with triple 5.9" guns in five mounts, but these were refit to have 10 8" guns instead as proper heavy cruisers.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
Don't forget to load up the Yamato with 18.1" AA shells, duder.

S w a y z e
Mar 19, 2007

f l a p

Next update to feature the Sims firing a torpedo up the exhaust shoot of the Tokyo Bay Fortress.

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Not bad - two cruisers and two destroyers dead for relatively few planes. Just what was the American TF doing in the area otherwise? Otherwise, still couple of nice kills.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

wedgekree posted:

Not bad - two cruisers and two destroyers dead for relatively few planes. Just what was the American TF doing in the area otherwise? Otherwise, still couple of nice kills.

It's probably best to not wonder about what the AI is doing in a game as big as this.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
I'm imagining meetings of high ranking Japanese officers trying to figure out just what the hell the American strategy is and what they're trying to accomplish. Whatever Japanese word is closest to "inscrutable" is probably thrown around more than a few times.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
wasn't there a japanese stereotype of Americans being stubborn and inflexible? that would be a bit more appropriate stereotype in the greyverse.

maybe this is like, a weird fever dream of one of those holdouts

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Tiler Kiwi posted:

wasn't there a japanese stereotype of Americans being stubborn and inflexible? that would be a bit more appropriate stereotype in the greyverse.

maybe this is like, a weird fever dream of one of those holdouts

This timeline will turn out to be Anamis dream as he dies of bloodloss from seppuku.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
There'll be Japanese stories about American sailors trapped on South Pacific islands who still think the war is going on in the 70s.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






A kill is a kill.



We come out on top here – just.



Having lost all the new pilots, the veterans get on with the work.







The Sims somehow remains afloat.







I seem to have sorted out my production woes – I was focusing to much on fuel and not enough oil was getting moved – hopefully, we should see our pools improve.
Also, look how well we did in air kills!



We only have an old kill to confirm.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
No land battles at all lately? Are we just BBQing on Noumea? What else do we have going on island-wise?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Flavius Belisarius posted:

No land battles at all lately? Are we just BBQing on Noumea? What else do we have going on island-wise?

Easier than burying the dead or keeping our troops in supply.

OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

28 April 1943

Japanese auxiliary seaplane carrier Kamikawa Maru, torpedoed north of New Ireland by US submarine Scamp.
Italian torpedo boat Climene, torpedoed off Marettimo Island west of Sicily by British submarine Unshaken.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
If I was in WWII I'd choose the thing where if my vehicle gets shot I can jump out and be on land instead of the middle of the ocean :colbert:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You might be in harbour!

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Flavius Belisarius posted:

If I was in WWII I'd choose the thing where if my vehicle gets shot I can jump out and be on land instead of the middle of the ocean :colbert:

On the other hand, three hots and a cot and all the man-love you could want.

But really, the casualty rate in the navy was way lower than the army.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Ron Jeremy posted:

On the other hand, three hots and a cot and all the man-love you could want.

But really, the casualty rate in the navy was way lower than the army.

In this version of the war, being in the army or the navy makes no difference, you'll still end up at the bottom of the pacific.

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008
Actually what was the best branch and position to be in in order to save your rear end?

I would think european theatre, navy.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Donkringel posted:

Actually what was the best branch and position to be in in order to save your rear end?

I would think european theatre, navy.

Civilian administration, Washington DC.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
Yeah, US Army mail centre, middle america. Ruling out being stateside, I've heard of poo poo like Brazilian deployments where people spent the war doing nothing other than getting up to the usual enlisted adventures.

Lord Koth
Jan 8, 2012

Administrative assistant at the Pentagon. Pick a branch, any branch.

It it has to be a combat role, than be stationed aboard a battleship. Aside from Pearl, they went through the war mostly untouched.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Airplane mechanic was probably a pretty safe job if you have to actually deploy somewhere.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

vyelkin posted:

Airplane mechanic was probably a pretty safe job if you have to actually deploy somewhere.

I am going to dispute rhat. My grandfather was one the entire war (39-45). He lost a lot of good friends and two brothers during the battle of Britain due to Germans attacking the field.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Splode posted:

Yeah, US Army mail centre, middle america. Ruling out being stateside, I've heard of poo poo like Brazilian deployments where people spent the war doing nothing other than getting up to the usual enlisted adventures.

Hell Bryan Cranston won a silver star doing it

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

bunnyofdoom posted:

I am going to dispute rhat. My grandfather was one the entire war (39-45). He lost a lot of good friends and two brothers during the battle of Britain due to Germans attacking the field.

Yeah fair enough. I suppose it would be a pretty safe job late in the war when the Allies had established air superiority but not earlier. So basically Americans get off easy again.

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