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LordSloth posted:Bonus lol This loving gently caress is president. Dude's a fuckin maniac.
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trump pres, so what?
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Apr 28, 2017 07:01
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The Protagonist posted:It could be integrated into anything inconspicuous, like either of those small remotes, or tucked in a drawer or a mr. burns style trap door/security underslung affair I suppose... But me? I prefer to think it's that little bespoke wooden box with the gigantic golden button on it. I like to think there is a butler standing behind the door, always poised and ready, diet coke in hand, just waiting for Trump to press the button so that he can immediately service the president's cola needs.
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Apr 28, 2017 07:19
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They should to that thing where they remake British shows as American and do it to Downton Abbey for the White House servant staff.
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Apr 28, 2017 07:23
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quote:I loved my previous life. I had so many things going. This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier. You’re really into your own little cocoon, because you have such massive protection that you really can’t go anywhere. I like to drive. I can’t drive any more. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/28/i-thought-being-president-would-be-easier-trumps-reuters-interview-highlights Plavski fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Apr 28, 2017 |
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Apr 28, 2017 07:28
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Waterbed Wendy posted:They should to that thing where they remake British shows as American and do it to Downton Abbey for the White House servant staff. Lee Daniel's: The Butler except Forrest Whitaker does nothing but deliver diet coke.
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Apr 28, 2017 07:42
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I am getting to the point where all of this just seems too unbelievable, that it's loving with my head, and I swear I'm going to just lose my poo poo entirely and end up in my underwear screaming at a stop sign downtown soon like I heard about that poo poo with the maps, but to see it, to see that he actually loving did that I never before appreciated the peace that comes from a boring, slow, passably sane government until now
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Apr 28, 2017 07:55
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Nihilism does have its virtues.
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Code Jockey posted:I am getting to the point where all of this just seems too unbelievable, that it's loving with my head, and I swear I'm going to just lose my poo poo entirely and end up in my underwear screaming at a stop sign downtown soon Welcome to the Accelerationist Party. LOL, this is what it looks like when we have encouraged people with broke brains and bad ideas to take charge, and show us what they've got. Will the American people join you in the street, pants-free? It's our only hope.
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Apr 28, 2017 08:24
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Moola posted:trump pres, so what? How can we pass up such good lols?!?
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Apr 28, 2017 09:11
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Plavski posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/28/i-thought-being-president-would-be-easier-trumps-reuters-interview-highlights lmfao quote:On Kim Jong-un So I’ve said this before and I’ve, I’m just telling you, and I’m not giving him credit or not giving him credit. I’m just saying that’s a very hard thing to do. Im not giving him credit or not giving him credit lolll quote:On peace in the Middle East jahahahaha
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Apr 28, 2017 09:17
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Apr 28, 2017 09:21
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Plavski posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/28/i-thought-being-president-would-be-easier-trumps-reuters-interview-highlights This guy actually did not know at all what the gently caress the President actually does and he had two entire loving years to find out. If only someone had sat him down and explained it for just 10 minutes.
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Apr 28, 2017 09:24
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he put kushner in charge of the middle east peace process so you know, it's fine
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Apr 28, 2017 09:24
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Plavski posted:he put kushner in charge of the middle east peace process I'm hoping that he gets a meeting with Abbas and after talking to him for an hour comes out accusing Israel of being a terrorist state. I mean Xi got him to do a complete 180 in two days lol
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Apr 28, 2017 09:31
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lol at all the tweets criticizing obama because he thought the president was a king and is only finding out after winning the election that it takes actual work
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Apr 28, 2017 09:34
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Jose posted:lol at all the tweets criticizing obama because he thought the president was a king and is only finding out after winning the election that it takes actual work also lol at all the "tell vladimir that I will have more flexibility after the election" outrage when quote:On speaking to Taiwan’s leader again so yeah, I think chances are good at one point we'll get a "israel must be driven into the sea" from the potus, donald trump
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Apr 28, 2017 09:36
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quote:I’ve established a very good personal relationship with Xi. And I really feel that he is doing everything in his power to help us with a big situation, so I wouldn’t want to be causing difficulty right now for him quote:There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea. Absolutely the case of the two donalds
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quote:There is a chance that we could end up having a major, major conflict with North Korea. Absolutely I'm going to be very upset when Trump gets all my friends in South Korea killed. And here I was considering going there to work for a while next year. Maybe I should wait until the lols become less nuclear...
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Apr 28, 2017 09:53
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Knight posted:Which one is the button that calls for Coke? I've heard so much about this button I need an image and maybe a human interest article about the man who installed it. I reverse the image search this image and stumble across this gem:  Although the article says that's the button anyway. Bonus photo:  
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Apr 28, 2017 09:58
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turn off the TV posted:I'm hoping that he gets a meeting with Abbas and after talking to him for an hour comes out accusing Israel of being a terrorist state. I mean Xi got him to do a complete 180 in two days lol Donald Trump thinks everyone he's met is his friend
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Apr 28, 2017 10:00
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For a second I thought David Lee Roth is dunking on Trump.
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Apr 28, 2017 10:02
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Les Os posted:Donald Trump thinks everyone he's met is his friend What if he met Obama? 
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Plavski posted:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/28/i-thought-being-president-would-be-easier-trumps-reuters-interview-highlights This is loving bonkers. He is genuinely unstable. quote:On a possible government shutdown The pres is an actual toddler. quote:On Nafta Now he's a big fan of those bad hombres. I ain't no politician but surely saying this in an interview about a sensitive diplomatic situation is not a great idea: quote:On speaking to Taiwan’s leader again The only way to deal with this insanity is a hearty lol.
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Apr 28, 2017 10:20
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TotalLossBrain posted:Speaking of North Korea....(yah I know it's a parody account) Huh, that's pretty accurate. Gonna subscribe to them.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...omepage%2Fstoryquote:Much of Trump’s 100-days defense could have been employed by the pharaoh who ruled after the one in the book of Exodus. The cattle haven’t all died. We’ve seen less fiery hail. And pestilence has been kept to an acceptable minimum.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:09
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I just know that the day I finally pay off my student loan will be the day the bombs fall
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Apr 28, 2017 11:12
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Professor Shark posted:I just know that the day I finally pay off my student loan will be the day the bombs fall Please stop making payments. For the sake of all of us. Edit: Alternately, do you have a GoFundMe?
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Apr 28, 2017 11:14
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Apr 28, 2017 12:15
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Lol that he's sympathetic to kim jong un without even speaking to the man. Half an hour alone with him and Trump would start expounding the glories of juche to the press Corp
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Apr 28, 2017 12:19
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loling at the time the current US president felt it was necessary to reassure the audience of an internationally televised debate that his penis isn't small
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paul_soccer10 posted:Lol that he's sympathetic to kim jong un without even speaking to the man. Half an hour alone with him and Trump would start expounding the glories of juche to the press Corp its also really funny that the stated reason he empathizes with him is that he took over a regime at a young age and those bad, very bad generals might try to coup him
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Waterbed Wendy posted:They should to that thing where they remake British shows as American and do it to Downton Abbey for the White House servant staff. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cory_in_the_House
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turn off the TV posted:This guy actually did not know at all what the gently caress the President actually does and he had two entire loving years to find out. If only someone had sat him down and explained it for just 10 minutes. And the voters know even less than he does. 
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Its especially funny because my local radio channel that plays rush Limbaugh (I swear, highest paid comedian of the modern era, the guy is fountain of hilarity) also plays tons of commercials for a lawyer group that "takes your side" and promises to gently caress over that greedy bitch who is just divorcing you for your money and because she hates you and wants a liberal judge to say you can never see your kids again You must be referring to the domestic litigation firm of Cordell and Cordell!!!
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Les Os posted:Donald Trump thinks everyone he's met is his friend I think he thinks he's such a Master Negotiator that as soon as he meets someone they're in his thrall and will bend to his will. Which of course in reality means trump will completely reverse whatever position he previously held in order to make the other party like him. Jose posted:lol at all the tweets criticizing obama because he thought the president was a king and is only finding out after winning the election that it takes actual work That's the part I love, too. We get to witness what happens when a piece of poo poo grifter who inherited every dime and has never actually worked a day in his life gets the hardest job in the world. We should be thanking trump for these lols, every day.
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paul_soccer10 posted:Lol that he's sympathetic to kim jong un without even speaking to the man. Half an hour alone with him and Trump would start expounding the glories of juche to the press Corp This is a step up from a few weeks ago when he didn't know that Il and Un were different people.
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