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 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3421310/patient-bottle-bum-x-ray/ quote:Locals said the man claimed he had been “under the influence of alcohol” and it must have “happened accidentally”.
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Apr 28, 2017 06:03
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It's going to be one of those days again shrug
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Apr 28, 2017 06:35
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Phlegmish posted:It's going to be one of those days again Mondays, amirite?
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Apr 28, 2017 06:57
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Beachcomber posted:Were you not a good enough baby to inherit the name? If you're female you could still make it work, I think. Nah, I was blessed with another family name. Hirem.
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Apr 28, 2017 07:12
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EVERY NIGHT BEFORE FOOD ONCE DAILY TO BE TAKEN FOUR TIMES I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TAB INTO MY MOUTH. ITS MERCILON AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES A DAY THREE TIMES A DAY EVERY THREE TIMES DAILY ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CVS. I DO EVERY MOVE TAKE ONE TAKE TWO TAKE THREE ONE OR TWO AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GP BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY POPPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS ESTROGEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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B.H. Facials posted:Nah, I was blessed with another family name. Hirem. What's the B for?
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Laserjet 4P posted:EVERY NIGHT BEFORE FOOD ONCE DAILY TO BE TAKEN FOUR TIMES I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TAB INTO MY MOUTH. ITS MERCILON AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES A DAY THREE TIMES A DAY EVERY THREE TIMES DAILY ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CVS. I DO EVERY MOVE TAKE ONE TAKE TWO TAKE THREE ONE OR TWO AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GP BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY POPPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS ESTROGEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng 
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Laserjet 4P posted:EVERY NIGHT BEFORE FOOD ONCE DAILY TO BE TAKEN FOUR TIMES I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TAB INTO MY MOUTH. ITS MERCILON AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES A DAY THREE TIMES A DAY EVERY THREE TIMES DAILY ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CVS. I DO EVERY MOVE TAKE ONE TAKE TWO TAKE THREE ONE OR TWO AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GP BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY POPPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS ESTROGEN. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng Beaituful.
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Apr 28, 2017 10:53
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"It's a living." Alternately, "It's a dying."
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Apr 28, 2017 11:33
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"I hate Mondays".
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Apr 28, 2017 11:37
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 "Dude, don't get upset, I was just grabbing his rear end a little. Sheesh"
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Apr 28, 2017 12:27
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Found this on some squash I got from the market: Me too, squash, me too.
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Apr 28, 2017 13:20
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The time Koko the Gorilla was literally a bird:
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DrBouvenstein posted:Found this on some squash I got from the market: nuterbutt
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Pastry of the Year posted:The time Koko the Gorilla was literally a bird: When you get trolled by a sign language speaking Gorilla is when you know your life has taken an odd turn.
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Apr 28, 2017 14:23
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I'm too stupid/lazy to find the original pic so I'll shamelessly post my own lame tweets: https://twitter.com/wurp/status/693429074811867136
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Apr 28, 2017 15:12
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If your having to have Gummi vitamins your should reduce the dose anyway because you're a literal child.
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Rumda posted:If your having to have Gummi vitamins your should reduce the dose anyway because you're a literal child. Nah gummy vitamins are the poo poo, take off. 
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Apr 28, 2017 16:05
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Putting this here because I can't find a "cute but savage animals" picture thread
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Apr 28, 2017 16:08
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Nah it's safe for kids since it's basically candy. To compensate whenever I have a headache I fell a willow tree with my BARE CALLOUSED MAN HANDS and eat the bark raw.
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Gummy vitamins are the least effective way to get vitamins into your body. And it's one of the most expensive ones, too. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/teen-vogue/do-gummy-vitamins-actuall_b_7034380.html Just eat an apple and regular gumdrops or whatever instead.
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Paladinus posted:Gummy vitamins are the least effective way to get vitamins into your body. And it's one of the most expensive ones, too. That article says basically none of what you just posted. It does say that gummis make it easy to overdose on vitamins, which is bad, and that there's no regulation (which is true for the entire supplement industry). You're not wrong that eating properly is the most sure fire way to get your vitamins but taking supplements to make up what you might be lacking isn't a problem if you don't mind burning cash. e: Actually that article was kind of worthless. You can get your vitamins from gummis, but it's possible to overdose (which is true of all supplements) and they're not regulated (also true of all supplements) and it can be bad for your teeth if you don't keep them clean (well duh.)
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bunnyofdoom posted:When you get trolled by a sign language speaking Gorilla is when you know your life has taken an odd turn. What about the time koko threw a tantrum, ripped her sink off the hinges, and then claimed her kitten did it?
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Garrand posted:That article says basically none of what you just posted. It does say that gummis make it easy to overdose on vitamins, which is bad, and that there's no regulation (which is true for the entire supplement industry). You're not wrong that eating properly is the most sure fire way to get your vitamins but taking supplements to make up what you might be lacking isn't a problem if you don't mind burning cash. Did you even read the article?
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Paladinus posted:Did you even read the article? Yeah, he did. quote:Bottom line: Gummy vitamins in moderation won’t hurt too bad, but it won’t make you immune to sickness and doesn’t give you an excuse to skimp out on your daily fruits and veggies. Eat a balanced diet, stay active and wash your hands frequently for your best, healthiest self. We’ll raise a green juice to that. Did you?
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Gummy vitamins do loving nothing, you idiots. What part of 'won’t hurt too bad' is an endorsement in your opinion?
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That's also true of regular vitamins.
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Apr 28, 2017 16:54
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Swallowing mercury won't hurt too bad, unless you inhale some. Buy my new revolutionary food supplement that is literally just drops of mercury coated in sugar! Be sure not to overdose, though!
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Paladinus posted:Gummy vitamins do loving nothing, you idiots. What part of 'won’t hurt too bad' is an endorsement in your opinion? the article posted:"natural and organic gummy vitamins are great supplements to get in a variety of vitamins and minerals in an easily-digestible and delicious way,” says NYC-based nutritionist Tara Ostrowe, MS RD Aside from a nutritionist warning about the dangers of food coloring and gelatin (wtf?) and insisting that you brush your teeth after eating two gummies, no one says they don't work as vitamins.
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Paladinus posted:Swallowing mercury won't hurt too bad, unless you inhale some. You are getting pretty crusty over gummy vitamins. 
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Just Offscreen posted:You are getting pretty crusty over gummy vitamins. He's invested a lot of his identity as a "big boy" in no longer eating gummy vitamins.
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Chewables are better than gummies anyway
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Aside from a nutritionist warning about the dangers of food coloring and gelatin (wtf?) That's like a toothologist telling you to rinse your mouth with piss every morning.
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Apr 28, 2017 17:26
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Suppositories are the only way to be sure.
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Bates posted:Suppositories are the only way to be sure. Now that's what i call adulting
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Choco1980 posted:What about the time koko threw a tantrum, ripped her sink off the hinges, and then claimed her kitten did it? Koko1980
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Paladinus posted:Swallowing mercury won't hurt too bad, unless you inhale some. 
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Paladinus posted:Swallowing mercury won't hurt too bad, unless you inhale some. that article is loving poo poo and means nothing, hope this helps "we asked 3 "nutritionists", and by nutritionists we mean 3 random people who also read articles on the internet and pretend they're experts to make money off soccer moms"
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