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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lol holy poo poo

"I take full responsibility but IT'S NOT FAULT"

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waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


"Please don't sue me."

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
sounds like a good time tbqh

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


meanwhile,

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

I hope everyone gets of the island safe - From the people that brought you this disaster.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/858027080591822850


hahahaha

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

oh my loving god :eyepop:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

kindermord posted:

it's working out that way



something's working out.

also i love the thread title

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Tim Whatley posted:

I work in marketing and an Instagram "influencer" commanded $6,000 minimum for one photo with a product. A Twitch streamer who only played GTA V who had a loving manager demanded $10,000 to show our logo on screen. I laughed in both of their faces and I hope all of these people eat each other on this island.

dont eat the rich
eat these people

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


unpleasantly turgid posted:

something's working out.

also i love the thread title

Almost all of those are 4chan trolls, sadly to say.

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

Things got off to an unexpected start?

*Hundreds of instagram persons show up demanding the calm and self-actualization they paid for*

Planners: "We didn't expect this!"

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Michaellaneous posted:

dont eat the rich
eat these people

Eat both

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

:vince:

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
glorious

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


I don't keep up on celeb gossip so why is this funny

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

bradzilla posted:

I don't keep up on celeb gossip so why is this funny

It's not (unless you're in the middle of a rap cipher)

Spunky Psycho Ho fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Apr 28, 2017

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

This is better than when Carnival stranded hundreds of people in the Gulf of Mexico.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Here's the real question.

How many of these people owned Juiceros?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Three Olives posted:

How do you even drink Patron off titties? It sound really difficult and like a really terrible way to get drunk.

Imagine you're sucking a dick but instead of a dick it's titties and there's patron.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Cumslut1895 posted:

so this is a front to kidnap sex trafficking victims, right?

Christ no, these people are untouchable, which makes this enormous fuckup hilarious. It's entirely possible this is the most traumatic thing that will ever happen to these shitbirds.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


#fyrefestival electricity went off.. chaos.. people having to squeeze juicero bags manually everywhere.. send #help

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
honestly this is the perfect way to end a weekend and I hope it turns into an actual Lord of the Flies situation

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

scrubs season six posted:

Imagine you're sucking a dick but instead of a dick it's titties and there's patron.

So do they inject Patron into the titties so it is like sucking cum out of a dick except worse?

The_end
May 17, 2014
This could be a cool sequel to Battle Royal.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Cumslut1895 posted:

I don't really think being a naive 1'st worlder mean you deserve to be sold.

Naive and rich though, :killing:

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Three Olives posted:

So do they inject Patron into the titties so it is like sucking cum out of a dick except worse?

It's a body shot poured down the tits, dork

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Relevant Tangent posted:

Naive and rich though, :killing:

if you're rich enough to buy a person you're rich enough to be purged

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Toadvine posted:

It's a body shot poured down the tits, dork

Sounds like a waste of good tequila

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Maya Fey posted:

#fyrefestival electricity went off.. chaos.. people having to squeeze juicero bags manually everywhere.. send #help

https://mobile.twitter.com/popespeed/status/857868463959941121

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Over There posted:

Sounds like a waste of good tequila

oh wow maybe late capitalism endorses a class of wasteful conspicuous consumers??????????!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Over There posted:

Sounds like a waste of good tequila

That's luxury

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

lorn Wayne posted:

oh and of course the worst problem of all, no/low phone battery and no charging points.

There's exactly one outlet. They'll go Lord of the Flies on one another in minutes.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
my favourite part is that all the people locked in an airport right now with no food and no water, their biggest concern is probably that theres ppl on the internet making fun of them right now

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

scrubs season six posted:

Imagine you're sucking a dick but instead of a dick it's titties and there's patron.

I would go to this island

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Disgusting Coward posted:

Wait Ja Rule was a person? I always thought Ja Rule was a music producer term for a specific "UH. YEAH!" vocal bark. Like, the Amen Break or the Wilhelm Scream or something.


Mind. Blown.

disturbing children.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

This is glorious.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Ja Ruling class

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Plenty of established festivals already cater to the massively rich instagram-friendly crowd so I don't know why you'd bother going to an untested festival put on by notorious has-been Ja Rule

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

Over There posted:

Sounds like a waste of good tequila

It's Hennessy that fuels all that murderin' poo poo

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lol so this is a secret reality tv show thing right, where they brought a bunch of rich kids to an island and they're going to subject them to some post apocalypse treatment for hidden cameras?

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