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lol holy poo poo "I take full responsibility but IT'S NOT FAULT"
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:35 |
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"Please don't sue me."
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:35 |
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sounds like a good time tbqh
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:35 |
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meanwhile,
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:38 |
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I hope everyone gets of the island safe - From the people that brought you this disaster.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:37 |
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https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/858027080591822850 hahahaha
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:40 |
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oh my loving god
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:41 |
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kindermord posted:it's working out that way something's working out. also i love the thread title
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:43 |
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Tim Whatley posted:I work in marketing and an Instagram "influencer" commanded $6,000 minimum for one photo with a product. A Twitch streamer who only played GTA V who had a loving manager demanded $10,000 to show our logo on screen. I laughed in both of their faces and I hope all of these people eat each other on this island. dont eat the rich eat these people
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:44 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:something's working out. Almost all of those are 4chan trolls, sadly to say.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:43 |
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Things got off to an unexpected start? *Hundreds of instagram persons show up demanding the calm and self-actualization they paid for* Planners: "We didn't expect this!"
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:44 |
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Michaellaneous posted:dont eat the rich Eat both
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:45 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:46 |
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glorious
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:45 |
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I don't keep up on celeb gossip so why is this funny
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:47 |
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bradzilla posted:I don't keep up on celeb gossip so why is this funny It's not (unless you're in the middle of a rap cipher) Spunky Psycho Ho fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Apr 28, 2017 |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:46 |
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This is better than when Carnival stranded hundreds of people in the Gulf of Mexico.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:47 |
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Here's the real question. How many of these people owned Juiceros?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:48 |
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Three Olives posted:How do you even drink Patron off titties? It sound really difficult and like a really terrible way to get drunk. Imagine you're sucking a dick but instead of a dick it's titties and there's patron.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:49 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:so this is a front to kidnap sex trafficking victims, right? Christ no, these people are untouchable, which makes this enormous fuckup hilarious. It's entirely possible this is the most traumatic thing that will ever happen to these shitbirds.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:50 |
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#fyrefestival electricity went off.. chaos.. people having to squeeze juicero bags manually everywhere.. send #help
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:51 |
honestly this is the perfect way to end a weekend and I hope it turns into an actual Lord of the Flies situation
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:52 |
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scrubs season six posted:Imagine you're sucking a dick but instead of a dick it's titties and there's patron. So do they inject Patron into the titties so it is like sucking cum out of a dick except worse?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:53 |
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This could be a cool sequel to Battle Royal.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:53 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:I don't really think being a naive 1'st worlder mean you deserve to be sold. Naive and rich though,
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:56 |
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Three Olives posted:So do they inject Patron into the titties so it is like sucking cum out of a dick except worse? It's a body shot poured down the tits, dork
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:55 |
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Relevant Tangent posted:Naive and rich though, if you're rich enough to buy a person you're rich enough to be purged
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:55 |
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Toadvine posted:It's a body shot poured down the tits, dork Sounds like a waste of good tequila
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:59 |
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Maya Fey posted:#fyrefestival electricity went off.. chaos.. people having to squeeze juicero bags manually everywhere.. send #help https://mobile.twitter.com/popespeed/status/857868463959941121
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:59 |
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Over There posted:Sounds like a waste of good tequila oh wow maybe late capitalism endorses a class of wasteful conspicuous consumers??????????!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:00 |
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Over There posted:Sounds like a waste of good tequila That's luxury
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:00 |
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lorn Wayne posted:oh and of course the worst problem of all, no/low phone battery and no charging points. There's exactly one outlet. They'll go Lord of the Flies on one another in minutes.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:02 |
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my favourite part is that all the people locked in an airport right now with no food and no water, their biggest concern is probably that theres ppl on the internet making fun of them right now
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:03 |
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scrubs season six posted:Imagine you're sucking a dick but instead of a dick it's titties and there's patron. I would go to this island
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:05 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:Wait Ja Rule was a person? I always thought Ja Rule was a music producer term for a specific "UH. YEAH!" vocal bark. Like, the Amen Break or the Wilhelm Scream or something. disturbing children.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:06 |
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This is glorious.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:06 |
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Ja Ruling class
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:06 |
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Plenty of established festivals already cater to the massively rich instagram-friendly crowd so I don't know why you'd bother going to an untested festival put on by notorious has-been Ja Rule
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 20:08 |
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Over There posted:Sounds like a waste of good tequila It's Hennessy that fuels all that murderin' poo poo
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lol so this is a secret reality tv show thing right, where they brought a bunch of rich kids to an island and they're going to subject them to some post apocalypse treatment for hidden cameras?
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