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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Mr. Nice! posted:

Shade for the turtle.

You don't need shade if you wall over all your windows.

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Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Facebook Aunt posted:

That bathtub is upside down. What good is that?

It's not set in stone.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Look Sir Droids posted:

It's not set in stone.

:boom:

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Whats obviously missing is, LEGO BATHTUB.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214729/James-May-size-Lego-house-wants.html

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


bEatmstrJ posted:

Nothing is set in stone at this time

and if you're smart it never will be

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
Guys, you're fixating on the wrong solution. Use normal rocks, just replace the water coming out spigots with undiluted bleach. Then he can use what ever rocks he wants. And just think of how clean he'll be.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I liked my idea of installing an electrical heating element under the rocks. Have them heated up like sauna rocks and sterilized by heat.

What could go wrong with electrical heating coils under a bathtub?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Snak posted:

What could go wrong with electrical heating coils under a bathtub?

Did you just invent the electric hot water heater? Or the electric kettle?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Subjunctive posted:

Did you just invent the electric hot water heater? Or the electric kettle?

Bath. Tub. Kettle.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Most people call it a leaky water heater. I call it an infinity kettle.

Slate Slabrock
Sep 12, 2009
Grimey Drawer

bEatmstrJ posted:

I'm not certain about the cleaning bit yet. Nothing is set in stone at this time, so don't get too excited. I may do some experimentation before committing but I have a few ideas. They would not be intended for walking on, purely decorative.



If they're aren't for walking on, how do you plan on getting in and out of the tub with your 50lb girlfriend?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



WrenP-Complete posted:

Bath. Tub. Kettle.

mmmmmm bathtub minestrone

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

mmmmmm bathtub minestrone


bEatmstrJ
Jun 30, 2004

Look upon my bathroom joists, ye females, and despair.

Slate Slabrock posted:

If they're aren't for walking on, how do you plan on getting in and out of the tub with your 50lb girlfriend?

The border would only extend about six inches around the base of the tub in each direction. Because the tub angles outward at the top you would only have to step out an extra 1 or 2 inches.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Huh, they made a tub just for vore fetishits? Look at the tiny woman in the bowl of cereal/soup!

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

bEatmstrJ posted:

The border would only extend about six inches around the base of the tub in each direction. Because the tub angles outward at the top you would only have to step out an extra 1 or 2 inches.

A bathtub with different flooring around it... that is also in a hallway?


Facebook Aunt posted:

Huh, they made a tub just for vore fetishits? Look at the tiny woman in the bowl of cereal/soup!
:eyepop:

WrenP-Complete fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Apr 28, 2017

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

WrenP-Complete posted:

A bathtub with different flooring around it... that is also in a hallway?


:eyepop:


That looks delicious

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I've noticed in a lot of show homes and rich people renos I work on the trend is to have as much glass as possible in your bathroom. Surround your tub with floor to ceiling glass.
Is there some huge trend with people having exibitionist fetishes or something? Is it a class thing to prove how much private property you have that you feel secure enough in your privacy from the street/neighbours that you can have curtain walls in your bathroom?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

therattle posted:

That looks delicious

:barf:



:barf: :barf: :barf:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Baronjutter posted:

I've noticed in a lot of show homes and rich people renos I work on the trend is to have as much glass as possible in your bathroom. Surround your tub with floor to ceiling glass.
Is there some huge trend with people having exibitionist fetishes or something? Is it a class thing to prove how much private property you have that you feel secure enough in your privacy from the street/neighbours that you can have curtain walls in your bathroom?

Porn companies will pay a little more on airbnb if they can film a shower scene.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Baronjutter posted:

I've noticed in a lot of show homes and rich people renos I work on the trend is to have as much glass as possible in your bathroom. Surround your tub with floor to ceiling glass.
Is there some huge trend with people having exibitionist fetishes or something? Is it a class thing to prove how much private property you have that you feel secure enough in your privacy from the street/neighbours that you can have curtain walls in your bathroom?

It's the last one. The ultimate rich person goal currently is "I'm so rich my house is completely private and if I send the staff away I can bath right here naked on my veranda and no one will see me"

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Yo just get some hybrid willow and you'll have that inside a year or two even if you live in the middle of town.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

learnincurve posted:

It's the last one. The ultimate rich person goal currently is "I'm so rich my house is completely private and my staff can bathe me right here naked on my veranda and no one will see me"

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Bad Munki posted:

MOLD FOR THE MOLD GOD

Porous rocks impregnated with silver will kill bacteria due to some sort of ionic wizardry. Plus OP can impress by drinking​ his date's bathwater knowing it has been sterilized. Win-win?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Good on the OP for bucking a dumb trend and walling up bathroom windows instead.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

learnincurve posted:

It's the last one. The ultimate rich person goal currently is "I'm so rich my house is completely private and if I send the staff away I can bath right here naked on my veranda and no one will see me"



Bad Munki posted:

Yo just get some hybrid willow and you'll have that inside a year or two even if you live in the middle of town.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
90% of the time these all-glass bathrooms are overlooking the water though, which means anyone in a boat can peep your dilz.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Baronjutter posted:

90% of the time these all-glass bathrooms are overlooking the water though, which means anyone in a boat can peep your dilz.
Like
?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




See it always puzzles me when people decide they're gonna do some Pintrest style poo poo so they hit up Walmart and set up this half-assed poo poo and take a picture that looks like garbage... and then decide to post it anyway?

Edit: I'm the half-green strawberries for dipping in nutella

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I guess I can't understand people who view a bathrroom as a place to hang out or spend time. I'm in and out of there as fast as I can to poo poo or piss or clean the filth off my body, it's a utilitarian room serving mostly gross functions. Sometimes if I've got some real sore muscles I'll sit in a nice hot bath for a little extra time, but I'm still there to get clean and get out. Setting up snacks and poo poo in the tub? That's gross and weird, the bathroom is not for eating, it's for the opposite in fact. Also, because it's a place where unsanitary and not food safe things are going on I want that room to be as easy to clean as possible because I want to keep it clean. Stupid decorations or idiotic designs just make keeping it clean harder.

Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Apr 28, 2017

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Those tubs full of random crap just scream, "enjoy your yeast infection, lady!"

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Baronjutter posted:

I guess I can't understand people who view a bathrroom as a place to hang out or spend time. I'm in and out of there as fast as I can to poo poo or piss or clean the filth off my body, it's a utilitarian room serving mostly gross functions. Sometimes if I've got some real sore muscles I'll sit in a nice hot bath for a little extra time, but I'm still there to get clean and get out. Setting up snacks and poo poo in the tub? That's gross and weird, the bathroom is not for eating, it's for the opposite in fact.

Yep, and that's why you put your reno money in to the kitchen if you want to at least break even. There's must less subject to taste in that room and it gets used constantly. Bathrooms are what you reno when you have money to piss away or you intend to stay in your house for another 10 years so you "get your money back" through use.

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

Pham Nuwen posted:

See it always puzzles me when people decide they're gonna do some Pintrest style poo poo so they hit up Walmart and set up this half-assed poo poo and take a picture that looks like garbage... and then decide to post it anyway?

Edit: I'm the half-green strawberries for dipping in nutella

This is what it looks like when the poor and middle class grasp at unattainable luxuries they've been told should be completely normal.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Baronjutter posted:

I'm in and out of there as fast as I can to poo poo or piss or clean the filth off my body

Unless you have a garbage disposal in your shower, I don't believe you, fuckin' get on my level

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I'm one of those strange people who have actually spent money at lush and spent several hours sat in a lovely hot bath drinking wine and watching a movie. Sod those bath bombs with dried flowers in though, they go all slimy when wet.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Look Sir Droids posted:

Yep, and that's why you put your reno money in to the kitchen if you want to at least break even. There's must less subject to taste in that room and it gets used constantly. Bathrooms are what you reno when you have money to piss away or you intend to stay in your house for another 10 years so you "get your money back" through use.

Yeah house flipping is huge in my area and anyone who's good at it will say the same thing. But for some reason there's something about a certain demographic of mostly middle aged women who absolutely can't understand that no one but them finds the bathroom the most important room in the house. They'll buy a house, put 50k into a bathroom, then be shocked when that maybe gets them an extra 20k on the price the house sells at and in fact a lot of people are turned off by the over the top bathroom. Really, doing anything over the top to the point of excess will end up being seen as tacky by a lot of prospective buyers.

The #1 standard house flipping reno is granite countertops and stainless appliances in the kitchen, it's basically become a joke at this point. Slap some granite and stainless into a kitchen and expect to make triple your profit.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Eventually it will stop working, because stainless is a bitch to keep clean.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

learnincurve posted:

It's the last one. The ultimate rich person goal currently is "I'm so rich my house is completely private and if I send the staff away I can bath right here naked on my veranda and no one will see me"

Sometimes the not-so-rich have that attitude also.
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/Y6FxK8C.jpg

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Sometimes the not-so-rich have that attitude also.
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/Y6FxK8C.jpg

Living the fuckin dream

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bEatmstrJ
Jun 30, 2004

Look upon my bathroom joists, ye females, and despair.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Sometimes the not-so-rich have that attitude also.
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/Y6FxK8C.jpg

If my calculations are correct, this appears to be about a 120 gallon balcony. It also appears to be set in stone. Inspiring...

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