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https://twitter.com/i/moments/857810132016615428 Snake, do not let a single person escape!
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You're going to have to procure supplies on site. There should be a locker with valuables in it around somewhere. Don't worry, they're all unlocked. We made sure of that.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:45 |
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Stick to your rations for this one, Snake. They may not taste good, but the local food could compromise the mission.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:46 |
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lmfao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:47 |
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Nice find Snake! It may not look like much, but that yuppie crap sells for a lot on the black market. Get more of those, and we can bring in airdrops from your iDroid.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:48 |
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Huey: You don't understand! The conditions here are horrible! I've been sitting at the airport for 7 hours!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:50 |
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This isn't a sneaking mission, but the targets will be on alert now. Find cover until things cool down before attempting another capture.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:49 |
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Average Bear posted:Stick to your rations for this one, Snake. They may not taste good, but the local food could compromise the mission.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:50 |
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Average Bear posted:
lmao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:53 |
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Don't shoot Snake! He may look like one of them, but he's the mastermind behind this operation. He's working for us in deep cover, so use silent takedowns around him.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:55 |
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That's the prison camp. Get as many of the targets here before time runs out! We'll work on getting you as much time as possible.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:57 |
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You can't catch them all Snake. But don't worry, every single one of them paid thousands to be here; we raised millions to rebuild Outer Heaven!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:59 |
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Average Bear posted:
lmfao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:59 |
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Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies... what we've seen, heard, felt ...anger, joy and sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:01 |
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No need to plant charges on that plane, Snake. That's our fake; it doesn't even work! Just focus on the remaining targets. https://twitter.com/ricksilva227/status/857788705486065664
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:06 |
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Remember Snake, this doesn't have to be a non-lethal mission. Take down anyone who gets in your way.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:11 |
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https://twitter.com/blink182/status/857672382051373056 Snake, your contact in the field has pulled out. You'll have to find another way in...
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:10 |
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*Chico plugs his headphones into the tape deck and hits play* *Blink-182 starts playing*
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:11 |
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Snake, get down! Don't let that spotlight see you... use that nearby ball pit for cover.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:33 |
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Pablo Gigante posted:https://twitter.com/blink182/status/857672382051373056 Lol
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:39 |
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Snake. In 1992, Pepsi burned the second Woodstock festival to the ground. In 1996 it happened again. Pepsi? That's right, Snake. Listen. It doesn't matter what face they take. This festival... it's the work of the Pep Si Lu Le Lo. Snake... be careful.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:41 |
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Lmfao at everything
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:41 |
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Les Fyrefest Terrible
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:41 |
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Snake, have you ever read Lord of the Flies? Lord of the Flies? It's a book, Snake. Written in 1954 by William Golding. It won the Nobel Prize for Literature. The Nobel Prize...! That's right, Snake. It's about boys trapped on an island. One of them is an asthmatic. Things end badly for him, Snake. Asthmatic? Snake... try not to use your cigarettes.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:43 |
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Here's to you Errol J. Raddishstein the Fourth and Kourisol Amapoul the Instagram Model. Live forever deep on an island with no drinkable water and rabid feral dogs. The festivals disaster is your triumph!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:44 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Snake, have you ever read Lord of the Flies?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:45 |
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Good news, Snake. There doesn't appear to be any security on the island. But watch out for animals. Intelligence says there may be wild dogs.
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Average Bear posted:
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FactsAreUseless posted:Snake, have you ever read Lord of the Flies?
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Black Baby Goku posted:Lmfao at everything
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FactsAreUseless posted:Snake, have you ever read Lord of the Flies?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:48 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:Here's to you Errol J. Raddishstein the Fourth and Kourisol Amapoul the Instagram Model. Live forever deep on an island with no drinkable water and rabid feral dogs. The festivals disaster is your triumph!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:47 |
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Otacon, what is it? Snake... is it true that there are Instagram babes there? I don't have time for this. Otacon, don't call-- Wait, Snake! ... See if you can get Ja Rule's autograph, okay? It could be worth hundreds on the internet.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6w1AdGA7Xc
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:48 |
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Shipping container lowers onto beach I won't scatter your luggage to the heartless sea.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:50 |
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That's *drat* Good!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:50 |
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Pablo Gigante posted:Shipping container lowers onto beach I won't scatter your luggage to the heartless sea. Lmfao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:50 |
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I can't get past the part where security steals your iPhone and you're trapped in the airport. I'm mashing X as hard as I can and I still pass out.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:53 |
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Colonel: Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I paid 12,000 dollars to this festival in the Bahamas...among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you a cheese sandwich for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.
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