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In Training posted:[Punished Snakes tightens the knot of his bandana] lmao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:37 |
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[Taps Bank of American Platinum Plus credit card] Infinite Cheese Sandwiches
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:36 |
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Ja Rule, do you know what day it is? Huh? Nevermind
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:37 |
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1,200 Thinkfluencers: We've managed to avoid drowning!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:38 |
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PROTIP: If you set the system clock forward one week, all the festival attendees will have died.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:40 |
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Pablo Gigante posted:PROTIP: If you set the system clock forward one week, all the festival attendees will have died. lmfao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:41 |
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His codename is The Fury. They say he's an astronaut who paid $150,000 to attend the Fyre Festival.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:43 |
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Music Festivals have changed. It's no longer about music, drugs, or parties. It's an endless series of proxy concerts performed by early 2000s Rappers and Blink 182. Music Festivals - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. Music Festivals have changed. ID-tagged festival goers carry ID-tagged bands that hold their money instead of using cash and credit cards.Viruses from the water inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. festival control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Music Festivals have changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from bad dinners and poor tents. And he who controls the tent city... controls history. Music Festivals have changed. When the festival grounds are under total control... Music Festivals become routine.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:45 |
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Pablo Gigante posted:PROTIP: If you set the system clock forward one week, all the festival attendees will have died. LOL
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:45 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:Music Festivals have changed. It's no longer about music, drugs, or parties. It's an endless series of proxy concerts performed by early 2000s Rappers and Blink 182. Music Festivals - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. Music Festivals have changed. ID-tagged festival goers carry ID-tagged bands that hold their money instead of using cash and credit cards.Viruses from the water inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. festival control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Music Festivals have changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from bad dinners and poor tents. And he who controls the tent city... controls history. Music Festivals have changed. When the festival grounds are under total control... Music Festivals become routine. Goldmine
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:47 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:His codename is The Fury. They say he's an astronaut who paid $150,000 to attend the Fyre Festival.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:46 |
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Goldmine
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:48 |
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Big Boss: [eating a salad with no dressing as he dies] This is good... isn't it?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:47 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:Big Boss: [eating a salad with no dressing as he dies] This is good... isn't it? Lumpy the Cook posted:Goldmine
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:47 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:His codename is The Fury. They say he's an astronaut who paid $150,000 to attend the Fyre Festival.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:47 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:Big Boss: [eating a salad with no dressing as he dies] This is good... isn't it?
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:49 |
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Snake, this Beauty... do you know why she's called Festival Wolf? Festival Wolf? She used to be an ordinary girl. Then she was dragged away by security at the Fyre Festival. They took everything from her. Her luggage, her laptop, even her Samsung Galaxy S8. Post-traumatic stress disorder broke her mind. While she was at the festival, she saw wild dogs. She thought they were wolves. So she took that code name... That's right, Snake. That's why she responded when you played Blink-182 on your iPod.
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Black Baby Goku posted:Music Festivals have changed. It's no longer about music, drugs, or parties. It's an endless series of proxy concerts performed by early 2000s Rappers and Blink 182. Music Festivals - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. Music Festivals have changed. ID-tagged festival goers carry ID-tagged bands that hold their money instead of using cash and credit cards.Viruses from the water inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. festival control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Music Festivals have changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control... All in the name of averting catastrophe from bad dinners and poor tents. And he who controls the tent city... controls history. Music Festivals have changed. When the festival grounds are under total control... Music Festivals become routine.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:48 |
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Sad... So sad... A host of sorrows... And you are one of them... I am The Sorrow. Like you, I, too, am filled with sadness. This world is one of sadness... Battle brings death. Death brings sorrow. The living... may not hear them. Their voices... may fall upon deaf ears. But make no mistake... the dead... are not silent. Now you will know the sorrow of those whose lives you have ended. Snake slowly walks down a river full of white yuppies trying to board a flight back to Miami
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FactsAreUseless posted:Snake, this Beauty... do you know why she's called Festival Wolf? lmfao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:50 |
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Black Baby Goku posted:Big Boss: [eating a salad with no dressing as he dies] This is good... isn't it? Lmfao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:49 |
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Pablo Gigante posted:Sad... So sad... A host of sorrows... And you are one of them... I am The Sorrow. Like you, I, too, am filled with sadness. This world is one of sadness... Battle brings death. Death brings sorrow. The living... may not hear them. Their voices... may fall upon deaf ears. But make no mistake... the dead... are not silent. Now you will know the sorrow of those whose lives you have ended. Snake slowly walks down a river full of white yuppies trying to board a flight back to Miami
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:49 |
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Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: I always suspected there was a little something crazy about you, Snake. But after hearing that story... Now I know it. You're nuts! Single-handedly taking out an entire music festival? That's crazy! You're insane!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:49 |
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In ten minutes, MIGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. They'll kill you, me, this whole festival. If you can get out of the airport Chili's in which we've been locked, you'll be able to escape in time. Jack, let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:52 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:In ten minutes, MIGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. They'll kill you, me, this whole festival. If you can get out of the airport Chili's in which we've been locked, you'll be able to escape in time. Jack, let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives. lmfao
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:54 |
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lmfao at ths whole page
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:54 |
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Naked Snake: I'm at the Fyre Festival. Sigint: The Fyre Festival? Why are you...? Naked Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to go. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; at the festival Sigint: Destiny...? Naked Snake: Yeah. And then when I ate a cheese sandwich, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness. Sigint: ... Naked Snake: Does any of that make sense? Sigint: Not even a little. Naked Snake: You should come to the festival. Then you'll know what I mean.
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FactsAreUseless posted:In ten minutes, MIGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. They'll kill you, me, this whole festival. If you can get out of the airport Chili's in which we've been locked, you'll be able to escape in time. Jack, let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives. Lol
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:56 |
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Pablo Gigante posted:Naked Snake: I'm at the Fyre Festival.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:55 |
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Science be praised, there's a tanker heading our way! We're saved!
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:55 |
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Truth - The Man Who Stole the Wallet
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:56 |
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(switching series here) Perhaps you've seen it, maybe in a dream. A murky, forgotten festival. A place where cheese sandwiches may mend your ailing mind. You will lose everything, once stamped. The symbol of the curse. An augur of darkness. Luxury, hotels, live music. None will have meaning, and you won't even care. By then, you'll be something other than human. A thing that feeds on cheese. A festival attendee.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:56 |
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[Ja Rule wakes with a heavy headache and a sinking realization that Eva absconded with the Philospher's Legacy and he has to cancel the musical acts, catering and hotel services]
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:58 |
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Jesus Christ. Just lol at everything
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:58 |
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Pablo Gigante posted:Naked Snake: I'm at the Fyre Festival.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:57 |
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Chapter 3: Cheese
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:58 |
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Pablo Gigante posted:Chapter 3: Cheese
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:59 |
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I'm going to teach Sunny how to cook. All she makes is cheese sandwiches.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 22:01 |
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In Training posted:[Ja Rule wakes with a heavy headache and a sinking realization that Eva absconded with the Philospher's Legacy and he has to cancel the musical acts, catering and hotel services]
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In Training posted:[Ja Rule wakes with a heavy headache and a sinking realization that Eva absconded with the Philospher's Legacy and he has to cancel the musical acts, catering and hotel services]
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