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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:



One last SHROOM for old times sake.

I'm gonna go watch GotG2 in a few hours, gonna be real disappointed when Rocket doesn't randomly first show up via a travel pod.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:

"You never know, web-face"

*finishes securing Ronan in cargo*
*closes ship doors*
*goes into cockpit*
*starts engines*
*Pete and MJ walk a safe distance away*
*takes off*

"Could be!"

Characters in Newspaper Spider-Man are... how should I put this... *leans in to whisper* ...a little slow.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Rocket's pod is going to be shrooming for the next few weeks. "Bye rocket!" "Bye web-face!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Peter, why are you so itchy lately? And what are these tiny bites you've got all over?
"Oh no MJ, with all that time I spent near Rocket, you don't think..."

NEXT: IN THE LAND OF THE FLEA

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
The SHROOM was in our hearts all along. :)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

jyrque posted:

The SHROOM was in our hearts all along. :)

They have pills for that now

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Synthbuttrange posted:



One last SHROOM for old times sake.

Goodbye Raccoon-Son :gbsmith:

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Maybe someone mistook his spaceship for a trash can and he's got plenty of NSM to read on his way home.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Camera pulls back to show Rocket still standing next to Peter and MJ as the capsule departs.... he's decided to stay on Earth and be their space-son! :shobon:

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

Camera pulls back to show Rocket still standing next to Peter and MJ as the capsule departs.... he's decided to stay on Earth and be their space-son! :shobon:

Ronan's corpse (with a raccoon tail glued onto his back) crashes into Star-Lord's ship.
Star-Lord: You look different, Rocket.

They never catch on to the switch.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

graham cracker posted:

Maybe someone mistook his spaceship for a trash can and he's got plenty of NSM to read on his way home.

Why would NSM be in a trash can? That doesn't even make sense.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
The closest thing to that is likely the photographs of THAT WALL CRAWLING MENACE lining Iron Jonah's suit to keep his hatred levels up

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Jukebox Hero posted:

The closest thing to that is likely the photographs of THAT WALL CRAWLING MENACE lining Iron Jonah's suit to keep his hatred levels up

Please tell me that's an actual thing that happened, I've only been keeping up with this series since this thread's inception. :allears:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

ManlyGrunting posted:

Please tell me that's an actual thing that happened, I've only been keeping up with this series since this thread's inception. :allears:

iron jonah or the photo thing? because iron jonah, the arc where jjj got in an iron man suit somehow modded to make his mustache visible and repeatedly assaulted spiderman totally happened.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





You know, considering how easily the Sentry was chumped by MJ and Rocket...with an assist from the mostly useless Spider-dude...it seems pretty optimistic of Ronan to think he could conquer the whole galaxy with one.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



isn't that just the way of things in comics

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

jng2058 posted:

You know, considering how easily the Sentry was chumped by MJ and Rocket...with an assist from the mostly useless Spider-dude...it seems pretty optimistic of Ronan to think he could conquer the whole galaxy with one.

Well, isn't that why he had it do a trial run on Albuquerque first? Now he knows without the embarrassment of failing in front of the entire galaxy.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

iron jonah or the photo thing? because iron jonah, the arc where jjj got in an iron man suit somehow modded to make his mustache visible and repeatedly assaulted spiderman totally happened.

"Somehow modded" was quite literally "with a Sharpie"

EDIT:

FredMSloniker posted:

Well, isn't that why he had it do a trial run on Albuquerque first? Now he knows without the embarrassment of failing in front of the entire galaxy.

What if it turns out the Galaxy is filled with alien species that are actually all incompetent pushovers and they are totally unaware that humans are secretly super badass?

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

joehonkie posted:

"Somehow modded" was quite literally "with a Sharpie"

EDIT:


What if it turns out the Galaxy is filled with alien species that are actually all incompetent pushovers and they are totally unaware that humans are secretly super badass?

That reminds me of how one of my favorite dramatic reactions from aliens was in X-Men, where they go "Oh poo poo! Scanners say this idiot planet beat Galactus, TWICE :magical:" "TURN THIS SHIP AROUND! :cry:"

Doesn't hurt that Cyclops's dad was a Space Pirate in that, either. I have the standards of a 12 year old I guess :v:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Bye little raccoon son

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
That second panel is giving me nightmares.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

That second panel is giving me nightmares.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pete: MJ, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
MJ: I think so Tiger. Let's say it together!
MJ: Let's have a (Pete: Let's root through some trash!) baby!

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Yuu know Rocket is just going to kick Ronans body into the sun right.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


David D. Davidson posted:

Yuu know Rocket is just going to kick Ronans body into the sun right.

"Look, MJ, a shooting star!"

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Instead of playing Witcher 3, I decided to make this.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lurdiak posted:

Instead of playing Witcher 3, I decided to make this.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmfK5gSgLRo

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Lurdiak posted:

Instead of playing Witcher 3, I decided to make this.



oh noooooooo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
please do not associate something good with mega-loser bray wyatt

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Newspaper Spider-Man makes about as much sense as a Bray Wyatt promo, really.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Endless Mike posted:

Newspaper Spider-Man makes about as much sense as a Bray Wyatt promo, really.

NEXT: The HOUSE of HORRORS!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

NEXT: The HOUSE of HORRORS!

If this involves Marvel's racist Dracula, Jack Russel, the Living Zombie and Blade, I would be so happy.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Jerusalem posted:

Pete: MJ, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
MJ: I think so Tiger. Let's say it together!
MJ: Let's have a (Pete: Let's root through some trash!) baby!

"Oh no, we said different things!"

Later, Peter gets a balloon that says "It's a raccoon!borted"

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
Are they going to continue this road trip to LA story line or will it be dropped completely for the next tie in? Stay Tuned!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope when they get to LA Peter accidentally reforms The Champions

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Synthbuttrange posted:

Here's an inks only version I extracted. Try your hand at being an Amazing Spider-Man colorist!

I know I'm late to the party, but here you go!

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

PoptartsNinja posted:

I know I'm late to the party, but here you go!



Groovy.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Are they going to continue this road trip to LA story line or will it be dropped completely for the next tie in? Stay Tuned!
They're going to spend so long out west the writers forget Peter's supposed to live in New York.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Nah, very next strip will be MJ getting fired for not making it to her shoot on time and going back to broadway.

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



the next strip will reveal that only 4 minutes have passed on planet namek and they still have several months of real time to get there before mj is in trouble

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