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Night Pay
Nov 22, 2016

by Smythe

Chinatown posted:

its amazing we literally have the monorail dude from that simpsons episode as president lol

Nah that guy was charming and a talented public speaker

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Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Lodin posted:

A very small button for a very small finger. Lol.



:sadcoke:

I am so glad I bought this.

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
... If I was President I'd be pretty pumped up the first time I got my Air Force One jacket. Maybe not "Bring everyone in here to check out my new jacket" excited but I'd have a big goofy grin while I checked myself out in a mirror quietly.

That NRA speech though lol

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Coral Reefer posted:

:sadcoke:

I am so glad I bought this.

im also glad you bought this lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oh remember the guy with bipolar who was put in solitary confinement without water for 9 days?

Or the woman who gave birth on ground in shackles?

Well

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/858047517795246080

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh remember the guy with bipolar who was put in solitary confinement without water for 9 days?

Or the woman who gave birth on ground in shackles?

Well

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/858047517795246080

Uhhhhhh

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh remember the guy with bipolar who was put in solitary confinement without water for 9 days?

Or the woman who gave birth on ground in shackles?

Well

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/858047517795246080

Christ gently caress this guy to hell.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmaoooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/timothypmurphy/...r%3D5879%23pti9

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh remember the guy with bipolar who was put in solitary confinement without water for 9 days?

Or the woman who gave birth on ground in shackles?

Well

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/858047517795246080

Seems like a sane and reasonable appointment to me.




(gently caress Trump.)

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

:psyboom:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
rivers, bigly

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

hate to poo poo on all the button lols but 'rich powerful guy has a dedicated butler button' is probably the least stupid thing about trumps presidency

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh remember the guy with bipolar who was put in solitary confinement without water for 9 days?

Or the woman who gave birth on ground in shackles?

Well

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/858047517795246080

Well the guy is tough of crime. He straight up totures crime to death. That is about a tough as it gets. I honesty believe this is the logic that trump and his supporters are using.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
i guess no gov't shutdown today; hoo-ray http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39742792

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...1a66_story.html

quote:

What was curious was the Justice Department’s argument: Trump’s statements and the order itself should be taken as mere use of the “bully pulpit” — rather than specific policies that should be acted upon.

“This case is fascinating and, in some ways hilarious, in a weird, Catch-22 kind of way,” said Rick Su, law professor at the University at Buffalo School of Law specializing in immigration and local government. “If you take the Department of Justice at their word, then there should be no need for the executive order. . . . You’re essentially saying that the president signed a document which is meant to do nothing.”

lol Trump's lawyers trying to use "take him seriously not literally" as their argument to defend his orders in court

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Thats foolish because at least where i used to live the rio grande has shrunk immensely. you should still have a wall.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Hahaha I don't know if you made this but I got a hearty lol out of it.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
its hosed only having two parties and two presidential candidates where every other election you have 1/2 viable candidates running for a 2nd term

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinatown posted:

rivers, bigly

Big rivers, big wall

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh remember the guy with bipolar who was put in solitary confinement without water for 9 days?

Or the woman who gave birth on ground in shackles?

Well

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/858047517795246080



¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2015.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
California Congressman Ted Lieu of Torrance, California, has advised Donald Trump’s son-in-law that he’d better “lawyer up.” Lieu claims Kushner, 36, lied and committed a crime regarding contact with foreign governments. “Kushner committed a felony by not disclosing two meetings with high profile Russians during his security clearance hearings,” Lieu told MSNBC’s AM Joy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trumps-son-in-law-told-to-lawyer-up_us_5900b6b1e4b06feec8ac925e

whoops

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Lime Tonics posted:

California Congressman Ted Lieu of Torrance, California, has advised Donald Trump’s son-in-law that he’d better “lawyer up.” Lieu claims Kushner, 36, lied and committed a crime regarding contact with foreign governments. “Kushner committed a felony by not disclosing two meetings with high profile Russians during his security clearance hearings,” Lieu told MSNBC’s AM Joy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trumps-son-in-law-told-to-lawyer-up_us_5900b6b1e4b06feec8ac925e

whoops

I feel like they should probably be going after Sessions for this instead.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
bonus lol, x2

Fox News group hacked, surveilled, and stalked ex-host Andrea Tantaros

Tantaros' suit identifies Peter Snyder and Disruptor Inc. as the operators of a social influence operation using "sock puppet" accounts on Twitter and other social media. According to a report by Salon's Matthew Sheffield, Snyder had originally done social media "black room" work for Fox News and Ailes through his company New Media Strategies, and he continued to do so under the aegis of Disruptor. This work, also done by a number of other contractors (such as Bert Solivan, a former FOXnews.com general manager who reported directly to Ailes), included operating a number of blogs under concealed identities to spread disinformation about competitors and allegedly obtaining phone numbers and credit reports of reporters Ailes disliked in order to spy on them. These surveillance campaigns were funded by Ailes from Fox News' budget.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/04/former-fox-news-host-claims-company-hacked-her-stalked-her-with-sock-puppets/

Trump’s Executive Order Aims To Expand Offshore Drilling In U.S. Waters

The America First Offshore Energy Executive Order states that, “It shall be the policy of the United States to encourage energy exploration and production, including on the Outer Continental Shelf.”

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/04/28/trumps-executive-order-aims-to-expand-offshore-drilling-in-us-waters/

lol

Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Apr 28, 2017

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Obama hired Michael Flynn, Trump had nothing to do with it.

https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/858011190160760833

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Reminder he was on stage with trump before the election chanting lock her up lol

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Lime Tonics posted:


Trump’s Executive Order Aims To Expand Offshore Drilling In U.S. Waters

The America First Offshore Energy Executive Order states that, “It shall be the policy of the United States to encourage energy exploration and production, including on the Outer Continental Shelf.”

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/04/28/trumps-executive-order-aims-to-expand-offshore-drilling-in-us-waters/

lol

I work at a non-profit environmental organization and today they sent out an email about this stating that we should be aware and start calling our representatives if we have to. Here are the reactions from the three bigly Trump supporters I sit near:

1: OH You see this new one? They're going after him again...

2: YOU BELIEVE THAT? YOU BELIEVE THAT? YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

3: *quitely mumbles something for 6 minutes to one of the other guys because he thinks if he talks about supporting Trump too loud, he'll be put on a list and hunted down* (yes this is serious. I don't mean professionally hunted down, or souring his coworkers' opinions of himself or whatever, he actually thinks there is a grand conspiracy against Trump and his supporters. Even out to lunch, far from the building, if we (they, because you know these fanatical types) were talking politics, he'd immediately hush up, or get others to hush up if someone, anyone, came too close. As if there are undercover agents everywhere. )

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
well, at least you know who he is, so you can chase him down and give him a noogie when ww3 starts and it's literally trump's fault

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/858060588353716228

quote:

Newly minted Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue is expected to unveil a new rule Monday aimed at giving schools more flexibility in meeting federal nutrition standards for school lunches.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) announced Friday that Perdue and Sen. Pat Roberts (R-Kan.) will make the announcement at the Catoctin Elementary School in Leesburg, Va., where they are expected to eat lunch with the students.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

turn off the TV posted:

Obama hired Michael Flynn, Trump had nothing to do with it.

https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/858011190160760833

Only registered members can see post attachments!

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

lmao back to pepsi and taco bell for lunch!!!! that'll be $12.50

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Yeah I'm glad a guy from the deep loving South is in charge of healthy food choices.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
the ceo of yum brands is literally cumming right now

all those young fat faces getting hooked on greasy pizza from the hut

all the little poor shits getting shunned because they can't afford to eat the same dogshit as their peers

god drat capitalism is back and it's back big, baby

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
who needs vitamins, why if its good enough for our president, its good enough for the youth of america
cold pizza some crinkle cuts and a vending machine :sadcoke:

makin' school meals great again. they'll be in the best, i mean the best, tip top health

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Burt Sexual posted:

Didn't read your fan fic

Please clap

Paused
Oct 24, 2010

You know on reading the first line there, I had to do a double take on the word 'badly', to confirm to myself that, it is actually English. And basic English at that.

The bastard, who is the current POTUS, lies and makes things up so much at every level, including his own 'bigly' language, he has me questioning that a five letter word I've known for over two decades, as part of my native, and only, language, is a real thing or not.

I don't know if I feel stupid or scared.... or lol-ing.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

You guys act like these kids are going to be eating junk food. Haha, no way. They're going to be eating cardboard.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






turn off the TV posted:

You guys act like these kids are going to be eating junk food. Haha, no way. They're going to be eating cardboard.

Look, it's food OR shelter. Not both.

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ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN


What kind of a jackass do you have to be to want kids to eat shittier food.

Oh wait this is the same administration that cut funding for meals on wheels

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