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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

basic hitler posted:

actually eq is good

That elf chick was hotter than any other cookiecutter fantasy pinup.

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
yeah because she had massive knockers!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Smythe posted:

Lmfao at some trammy carebear newblett coming in and waxing about a mother loving EQ clone theme park game hahahahaha gently caress off dude

I'm one of the over a dozen guys camping Brit moongate with a Heavy Crossbow in stealth, ama

In combat stance holding the crossbow vertically so you know I'm the real deal

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Girls need to score 80% or higher on my quiz before I'll consider them real gamer girls and not fake lamer hurls.

this thread is about unpopular opinions dude, not industry standards

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

The Skeleton King posted:

Nintendo should still do more than their infinite wave of Mario and Zelda titles. They have a bad habit of killing things for not making gigantic sales. In the end it leaves them with consoles that have only two games of any value coming out each year and endless rereleases of decades old games. They should try making lots of lower budget games alongside their big titles so that they can have an actual library on their consoles and some variety in their games.

Honestly I'd take anything over waiting nearly decades at a time for something new or interesting to come from Nintendo. It wouldn't kill them to have a team make a new F Zero or 2D metroid on a lower budget, or try out making some cool retro style games.

I agree wholeheartedly, I'm just saying it's not a surprise at all.

quote:

Also, splatoon's lack of sales can be blamed on the WiiU selling like trash.

Yeah, but what's the excuse for Codename STEAM then? I just grabbed it for seven bucks at GameStop and am only a few missions in, but it's a perfectly serviceable Valkeria Chronicles Lite that has a hell of a nice art style and a story that's so ridiculous that it doesn't matter how boring or inconsequential it feels. I mean, gently caress, the Japanese subtitle is LINCOLN VS. ALIENS.


Rutibex posted:

same, except WoW ruined MMOs and Ultima Online was the golden age

Rutibex, you go on speaking truth.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Rutibex posted:

yeah because she had massive knockers!

I mean in those days it was pretty much a tie between her and the actress in the first Dungeons and Dragons movie who, apart from the added virtue of being real, had a couple of good quips like when the guy hits on her and goes "I'd have to cast a feeblemind spell on myself to want to get with you."

Dear god how am I remembering this stuff.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say
people who abbreviate video game titles to the letters in the title are huge pieces of poo poo

all 3d mario games get really boring really quickly

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
I'm glad Sega is dead.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
ArmA 3 is better than ArmA 2

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
From software makes the same game everytime.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
This has been a bad year for video games so far. Most of Sony's first party games, although critically acclaimed, actually sucked.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
metal gear solid was a bad movie :colbert:

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

The Dennis System posted:

This has been a bad year for video games so far. Most of Sony's first party games, although critically acclaimed, actually sucked.

this is a very bad opinion

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

phasmid posted:

That elf chick was hotter than any other cookiecutter fantasy pinup.

The ruins of kunark cover with her chained up and on her knees in subjugation to a lizard man like something out of gor was extremely good

Also I liked EQ, the janky system led to a lot of player development of tactics based around how broken it was and the extreme punishments for loving up bred morale. The faction grinding and 40 hour camps I could've done without

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


The witcher 3 is the best game of 2017

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

The Dennis System posted:

This has been a bad year for video games so far. Most of Sony's first party games, although critically acclaimed, actually sucked.

The PS4 thread in games got real annoyed with me for pointing out that Nier:Automata is tedious as gently caress past the first few hours and the Last Guardian plays like a mediocre game from the late PS2/early PS3 era.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
starfox adventures was a zelda reskin and also a good game

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


starfox adventures was a dinosaur planet reskin & the drama between Rare and Nintendo ( Miyamoto) over this fact is pretty much why rare sold to microsoft lmao

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

basic hitler posted:

starfox adventures was a dinosaur planet reskin & the drama between Rare and Nintendo ( Miyamoto) over this fact is pretty much why rare sold to microsoft lmao

christ above i hope sea of thieves kicks rear end

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
The plots of the soulsborne games are bad

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Rhythm games are all poo poo. Guitar Hero especially. Worst fans, lamest gameplay.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


the gameplay for this party game... sucks!!

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Haier posted:

Rhythm games are all poo poo. Guitar Hero especially. Worst fans, lamest gameplay.

you are supposed to be drunk

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
hey guys lets take turns loving up More than a Feeling and Maps a million times in a row

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Obsidian are trash tier games designers and are only able to survive by plowing a lone furrow making lovely, retro looking garbage for nostalgic nerds.

Lunchabully
Jul 20, 2003
Pillbug
While I personally don't enjoy racing, sports, or casual puzzle games, I fully respect and appreciate that you may have different preferences.

Microtransactions, when implemented properly and with restraint, can not only help fund a game's development, but enhance the experience of its players.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Dark Souls 2 > Dark Souls 1 > Dark Souls 3

Dark Souls 3:Dark Souls 1::The Force Awakens:A New Hope

Man Shepard > Lady Shepard :c00lbert:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Meer definitely improved as the series went on, and he generally killed it for any of the funny moments. He definitely outclassed her in Citadel IMO.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Zombie killing games are racially charged survivalist fodder.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

fruit on the bottom posted:

Meer definitely improved as the series went on, and he generally killed it for any of the funny moments. He definitely outclassed her in Citadel IMO.

I lol'd quite a bit at the big stupid jellyfish line

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Sheen Sheen posted:

Dark Souls 2 > Dark Souls 1 > Dark Souls 3

Dark Souls 3:Dark Souls 1::The Force Awakens:A New Hope

Man Shepard > Lady Shepard :c00lbert:

well, at least you're definitely in the right thread

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Making indie games in your moms basement doesn't make you a "game developer"

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
UT 2004 and the original Farcry are the only non strategy games worth playing online.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Smythe posted:

hosed up 1.09 Convict-a-din Fisting Hard, or 1.10 Psycho Shock-a-din blasting poo poo down with an epic SC Hammer. Or, how about -- consider this //////////// Fury Phaseblade CONCADIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (paladin specialist itt....)

The only Paladin build worth a drat is Conviction-based Riftadin with dual Dreams.

Use Voice of Reason until you can get Rift.

Use one-point Smite and Dracul's Grasp to crush Ubers, since Mephisto's Conviction can't kill you.

You still get outdone by any Sorceress though.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Sentinel Red posted:

Obsidian are trash tier games designers and are only able to survive by plowing a lone furrow making lovely, retro looking garbage for nostalgic nerds.

unpopular, not outright farcical

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Yeah, but New Vegas.

Yes, I know this is the most obvious post but if Obsidian goes to court, that's part of their defense.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
The Last Guardian is a bad game!

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

phasmid posted:

Yeah, but New Vegas.

Yes, I know this is the most obvious post but if Obsidian goes to court, that's part of their defense.

New Vegas is one of my favorite games for sure, but Alpha Protocol was fun too, even if it was a little janky

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


New vegas is better than the preceeding and suceeding fallout games

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

basic hitler posted:

New vegas is better than the preceeding and suceeding fallout games

fallout 3 and 4 aren't even real fallout games. fallout takes place on the west coast

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