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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Well, this is the best thing I've seen all day.

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ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

What could possibly be more used for intended purpose other than a Subaru Liberty wagon hauling poo poo, other than a Forester hauling lesbians? Sorry, aint got no lesbians so the Liberty hauling poo poo has to do

It's own engine with a blown headgasket. How Subaru is that?



CHALLENGE : Matt Criibabi response was so loving good that I had to think of a logical progression. Find a romantic spot and propose marriage to your car in the most romantic way possible over dinner / lunch / picnic / grease and oil change / whatever sick and twisted manner you can come up with
That seems more like storage than hauling. Unless it's moving under it's own power with the engine in the back.

InitialDave posted:

Well, this is the best thing I've seen all day.
Agreed.

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
A Subaru's natural habitat is drifting on dirt, not hauling engines.

snail goat
Dec 12, 2006

you shouldnt doubt yourself
you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

InitialDave posted:

Well, this is the best thing I've seen all day.

Haha, thanks. I think I could have chosen a better end for the spaghetti, like the gas tank fill hole but ew.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

What could possibly be more used for intended purpose other than a Subaru Liberty wagon hauling poo poo, other than a Forester hauling lesbians? Sorry, aint got no lesbians so the Liberty hauling poo poo has to do

It's own engine with a blown headgasket. How Subaru is that?



CHALLENGE : Matt Criibabi response was so loving good that I had to think of a logical progression. Find a romantic spot and propose marriage to your car in the most romantic way possible over dinner / lunch / picnic / grease and oil change / whatever sick and twisted manner you can come up with

I'll accept this so long as the car actually moves under its own power right now - a wagon hauling big poo poo is certainly doing what it was designed for. Knowing CAT INTERCEPTOR, it almost certainly does, but it would be good to get confirmation.

e: from his project(s) thread, it is apparent that this car has a new engine in it and is hauling its busted old one. Accepted!

HandlingByJebus fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Apr 28, 2017

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

HandlingByJebus posted:



The paper airplane is the best I could do for a toy airplane. Up to you if you accept it.

I'll have you know that I made that sauce completely from scratch, specifically for this challenge.

:pcgaming::siren: NEXT CHALLENGE: Show us your vehicle being used as it was meant! Minivan filled with kids, Ducati at Starbucks, Jeep on a 4x4 trail, sports car at the track. :siren::pcgaming:

Oh cool you even included candles and spaghetti and

Matt Criibabi posted:

On a very romantic and drizzly evening, during the most romantic portion of the day...

:stare:

I don't even have words to articulate how ridiculously amazing this is. This is how it's done, guys and gals.

For your combined efforts and holy balls going above and beyond the call of duty, I have donated $60 to the Save the Children Federation.



edit: Handlingbyjebus technically gets the point (by like a minute) but come the hell on she nailed that

GOTTA STAY FAI fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Apr 28, 2017

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh cool you even included candles and spaghetti and


:stare:

I don't even have words to articulate how ridiculously amazing this is. This is how it's done, guys and gals.

For your combined efforts and holy balls going above and beyond the call of duty, I have donated $60 to the Save the Children Federation.



edit: Handlingbyjebus technically gets the point (by like a minute) but come the hell on she nailed that

You're a good man.

And hell yeah she did.

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
Thank you for helping to clean up the dirty children :shobon:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Welp, inspired by this gal here, I went ahead and popped the ol' question to my gal.

This is me lookin' real nervous before the big moment:



And here she is lookin' all shy. Tell ya what it was 1:00 exactly when I first laid eyes on her all those years ago and knew I had to have 'er.



I laid us out a nice pair of drinks and even went down to the dollar store to get some candles.



But what's this? Looks like we got a surprise box there. Wonder what's inside?



Well lookie here, looks like we got ourselves a jury box.



She didn't know what was in it so I had to show her. Boy you shoulda seen them hi-beams light up when she saw it.



And there she is. Cost me a pretty penny, too.



A perfect fit!



WE'RE GETTIN HITCHED!

:pcgaming::siren:NEXT CHALLENGE PARDNERS: I WANNA SEE YER VEHICLE FULL OF STUFF. WANNA SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR HONDA DEL SOL? TAKE A PHOTO. YOU ONE O' THEM HOARDERS WHAT KEEP ALL KINDS OF CRAP IN YOUR CAR? WELL YER IN LUCK, AND HECK, EVEN IF YOU OWN A MURDERCYCLE OR A LAWN TRACTOR YOU CAN WIN TOO. STACK SOME STUFF ON IT. WE WANNA SEE SOME CREATIVITY, PARDNERS!:siren::pcgaming:

GOTTA STAY FAI fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Apr 28, 2017

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
This thread is everything good about this forum, goddamn :allears:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I just stuffed a mini van full of newspapers to recycle. Like 4' of newspapers with just room in the driver's seat. Shame it's a company van.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

HandlingByJebus posted:

I'll accept this so long as the car actually moves under its own power right now - a wagon hauling big poo poo is certainly doing what it was designed for. Knowing CAT INTERCEPTOR, it almost certainly does, but it would be good to get confirmation.

e: from his project(s) thread, it is apparent that this car has a new engine in it and is hauling its busted old one. Accepted!

It's moving under its own new power :)


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Welp, inspired by this gal here, I went ahead and popped the ol' question to my gal.

This is me lookin' real nervous before the big moment:



And here she is lookin' all shy. Tell ya what it was 1:00 exactly when I first laid eyes on her all those years ago and knew I had to have 'er.



I laid us out a nice pair of drinks and even went down to the dollar store to get some candles.



But what's this? Looks like we got a surprise box there. Wonder what's inside?



Well lookie here, looks like we got ourselves a jury box.



She didn't know what was in it so I had to show her. Boy you shoulda seen them hi-beams light up when she saw it.



And there she is. Cost me a pretty penny, too.



A perfect fit!



WE'RE GETTIN HITCHED!

:pcgaming::siren:NEXT CHALLENGE PARDNERS: I WANNA SEE YER VEHICLE FULL OF STUFF. WANNA SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR HONDA DEL SOL? TAKE A PHOTO. YOU ONE O' THEM HOARDERS WHAT KEEP ALL KINDS OF CRAP IN YOUR CAR? WELL YER IN LUCK, AND HECK, EVEN IF YOU OWN A MURDERCYCLE OR A LAWN TRACTOR YOU CAN WIN TOO. STACK SOME STUFF ON IT. WE WANNA SEE SOME CREATIVITY, PARDNERS!:siren::pcgaming:

Perfect!

drat this thread has gotten creative and fun

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Yall make me so drat proud

snail goat
Dec 12, 2006

you shouldnt doubt yourself
you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Boy you shoulda seen them hi-beams light up when she saw it.



This warmed the cockles of my heart. I hope you two have many happy years together.


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

For your combined efforts and holy balls going above and beyond the call of duty, I have donated $60 to the Save the Children Federation.


And this is totally the point. Thanks for being a stand-up kinda person!

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

:pcgaming::siren:NEXT CHALLENGE PARDNERS: I WANNA SEE YER VEHICLE FULL OF STUFF. WANNA SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR HONDA DEL SOL? TAKE A PHOTO. YOU ONE O' THEM HOARDERS WHAT KEEP ALL KINDS OF CRAP IN YOUR CAR? WELL YER IN LUCK, AND HECK, EVEN IF YOU OWN A MURDERCYCLE OR A LAWN TRACTOR YOU CAN WIN TOO. STACK SOME STUFF ON IT. WE WANNA SEE SOME CREATIVITY, PARDNERS!:siren::pcgaming:

I've been sick for drat near a month and haven't been able to ride my bicycle anywhere near as much as I wanted, so today I figured I'd experiment and see if I could fabricobble a bicycle rack for my motorcycle so I can get to the trailhead easier.

I present Xzibit A:



Seems like it'll work :v:

If that's acceptable:
:siren: It's time for your car-waifu (or husbando) to move in, show us your vehicle inside in a room other than the garage. :siren:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ephphatha posted:

I've been sick for drat near a month and haven't been able to ride my bicycle anywhere near as much as I wanted, so today I figured I'd experiment and see if I could fabricobble a bicycle rack for my motorcycle so I can get to the trailhead easier.

I present Xzibit A:



Seems like it'll work :v:

If that's acceptable:
:siren: It's time for your car-waifu (or husbando) to move in, show us your vehicle inside in a room other than the garage. :siren:

drat and here I was going to stuff as many empty beer cartons and a bailing bag full of cans in my commodore wagon. It's night time here so I can do it tomorrow - which also means half the battle is won on the home front (missus telling me to actually recycle what I said I was savign to recycle and not do an epic cross-state refund scheme)

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




You should do it anyway, I've seen plenty of bogan wagons loaded with booze headed into mount panorama but never seen one loaded with empties.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Humphreys posted:

drat and here I was going to stuff as many empty beer cartons and a bailing bag full of cans in my commodore wagon. It's night time here so I can do it tomorrow - which also means half the battle is won on the home front (missus telling me to actually recycle what I said I was savign to recycle and not do an epic cross-state refund scheme)

Should have done a photo with the beer carton belted into the passenger seat and a row of packs of Winnie Blues across the dash for the "intended purpose" challenge.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Ephphatha posted:

I've been sick for drat near a month and haven't been able to ride my bicycle anywhere near as much as I wanted, so today I figured I'd experiment and see if I could fabricobble a bicycle rack for my motorcycle so I can get to the trailhead easier.

I present Xzibit A:



Seems like it'll work :v:

If that's acceptable:
:siren: It's time for your car-waifu (or husbando) to move in, show us your vehicle inside in a room other than the garage. :siren:

I applaud your creativity and accept your submission!

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Ephphatha posted:

:siren: It's time for your car-waifu (or husbando) to move in, show us your vehicle inside in a room other than the garage. :siren:


Race bike lives in the guest bedroom, trials bike spends some of the winter in there as well if it gets real cold.

If acceptable
:siren: In the spirit of spring and people bringing out the fun cars for the season and the weekend: Let's see your car at a car show or gathering. Bonus points for parked next to same make/model :siren:

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




Of course, I knew it'd be a softball for motorcycles but we're under-represented in this game.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Ephphatha posted:

Of course, I knew it'd be a softball for motorcycles but we're under-represented in this game.

I almost tossed the trials bike on the kitchen island again but the fiance walked in just as I was getting it in position and gave me the look.

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010

NitroSpazzz posted:


Race bike lives in the guest bedroom, trials bike spends some of the winter in there as well if it gets real cold.

If acceptable
:siren: In the spirit of spring and people bringing out the fun cars for the season and the weekend: Let's see your car at a car show or gathering. Bonus points for parked next to same make/model :siren:

Oh god damnit. I went to a cars and coffee this morning at the bmw dealer, but didn't take any pics of my car.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

JUST got back from C&C and found my car barely in the background of one of my photos:



:siren: Post a picture of your vehicle with at least 2 different types of animal. Dog & cat, etc. :siren:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

opengl128 posted:

JUST got back from C&C and found my car barely in the background of one of my photos:



:siren: Post a picture of your vehicle with at least 2 different types of animal. Dog & cat, etc. :siren:



Here is a photo of a confused cat and dog in a tiny car. No animals were harmed in the production of this photo. Humans, on the other hand...

Sorry about the quality but have you ever tried to put a cat in a car?

:pcgaming::siren:FIND SOMEWHERE CREEPY SPOOOOOOOOOOOKY. Strange haunted house in the neighborhood? Neighbor own a conversion van and parks outside of children's' playgrounds? GET US A PHOTO OF YOU DARING TO BE BRAVE WITH YOUR VEHICLE:siren::pcgaming:

GOTTA STAY FAI fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Apr 29, 2017

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:



Here is a photo of a confused cat and dog in a tiny car. No animals were harmed in the production of this photo. Humans, on the other hand...

Sorry about the quality but have you ever tried to put a cat in a car?

:pcgaming::siren:FIND SOMEWHERE CREEPY SPOOOOOOOOOOOKY. Strange haunted house in the neighborhood? Neighbor own a conversion van and parks outside of children's' playgrounds? GET US A PHOTO OF YOU DARING TO BE BRAVE WITH YOUR VEHICLE:siren::pcgaming:



:spooky: :ghost: This is the spoooooookiest place I know, dubbed "The Haunted Grove." According to legend in the late 1800s, a man went mad and hacked up his family with an axe and their vengeful spirits are said to walk these woods. When I was a youngster, it was a hazing tradition for seniors to bring freshman out to the grove at midnight and make them walk through the 1/2 mile of woods. If they were sucessful, they got a ride back into town. If they didn't do it, they were forced to walk the 4 miles back to the city. It was my first time back at The Haunted Grove since I made that fateful walk through the woods as a freshman. :spooky: :ghost:

If that is spooky enough for you GSF,

:siren: TAKE A PHOTO OF YOUR CAR WITH A FOOD FROM ITS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN ON IT! PUT A BRATWURST ON YOUR BIMMER! PUT SOME SPOTTED DICK ON YOUR JAG! PUT A BURGER ON YOUR BRONCO! :siren:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Eat This Glob posted:



:spooky: :ghost: This is the spoooooookiest place I know, dubbed "The Haunted Grove." According to legend in the late 1800s, a man went mad and hacked up his family with an axe and their vengeful spirits are said to walk these woods. When I was a youngster, it was a hazing tradition for seniors to bring freshman out to the grove at midnight and make them walk through the 1/2 mile of woods. If they were sucessful, they got a ride back into town. If they didn't do it, they were forced to walk the 4 miles back to the city. It was my first time back at The Haunted Grove since I made that fateful walk through the woods as a freshman. :spooky: :ghost:

If that is spooky enough for you GSF,

:siren: TAKE A PHOTO OF YOUR CAR WITH A FOOD FROM ITS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN ON IT! PUT A BRATWURST ON YOUR BIMMER! PUT SOME SPOTTED DICK ON YOUR JAG! PUT A BURGER ON YOUR BRONCO! :siren:

So spooky! :ohdear:



This Cub Cadet XT1 is from Kentucky, USA.

I can think of nothing more American than a guddamn Lunchable snack (other than apple pie but ain't nobody got time for that).

To seal the deal, that Airhead "dessert" they included was created and manufactured in Kentucky.

:pcgaming::siren:NOW WE NEED YOUR VEHICLE PARKED NEXT TO SOME RARE FOLIAGE. HOW YOU DEFINE "RARE" IS UP TO YOU BUT IT'S GOTTA BE A NEATO TREE SOMEPLACE IT WOULDN'T NORMALLY BE OR MAYBE A COOL-LOOKING FLOWER BLOOMING. It's only Spring for half the planet so I'll be extra forgiving if you're in the southern hemisphere.:siren::pcgaming:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Honeysuckle isn't rare, so this doesn't count, but this bush at our gate smells heavenly.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

joat mon posted:

Honeysuckle isn't rare, so this doesn't count, but this bush at our gate smells heavenly.


One of my favorite plants, and I can't find any around here. That's also some stellar photography.

You're good. BRING FORTH THE NEXT CHALLENGE!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
:siren: Go to the internet movie car database and find a movie featuring your car. Then use your car to recreate a scene from that movie. :siren:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
If only I knew photoshop and could combine six of me pushing the bus

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Metal Geir Skogul posted:

If only I knew photoshop and could combine six of me pushing the bus

I could for the "Shipping Wars" scene, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to light my car on fire for this contest.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


According to that and as far as I know, there are no mazda 6s in a movie. Jerks. :(

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

joat mon posted:

:siren: Go to the internet movie car database and find a movie featuring your car. Then use your car to recreate a scene from that movie. :siren:



http://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_699353-Chevrolet-Aveo-T200.html




:frogsiren::siren::pcgaming:SPLISH SPLASH YOU'RE TAKIN' A BATH. WE NEED A PHOTO OF YOUR CAR GETTIN' CLEANED. GET YOUR CLEAN ON!:frogsiren::siren::pcgaming:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Cop Porn Popper posted:

According to that and as far as I know, there are no mazda 6s in a movie. Jerks. :(

a search for model GJ?

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:



http://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_699353-Chevrolet-Aveo-T200.html




:frogsiren::siren::pcgaming:SPLISH SPLASH YOU'RE TAKIN' A BATH. WE NEED A PHOTO OF YOUR CAR GETTIN' CLEANED. GET YOUR CLEAN ON!:frogsiren::siren::pcgaming:
Damnit. I washed the car this afternoon but no pics. :(

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

ilkhan posted:

Damnit. I washed the car this afternoon but no pics. :(

Same.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

ilkhan posted:

Damnit. I drove through some deep puddles this afternoon but no pics. :(

Same.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

:frogsiren::siren::pcgaming:SPLISH SPLASH YOU'RE TAKIN' A BATH. WE NEED A PHOTO OF YOUR CAR GETTIN' CLEANED. GET YOUR CLEAN ON!:frogsiren::siren::pcgaming:

Should have made this "Sockington style"

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
If someone takes a photo of themselves on the hood of their wet car, redneck-style, with a Clampett-lip and cap, I'll donate $10 to a charity on Thursday the Fourth. Each challenge completed by the fourth, up to 5, with a variation of the hood-photo worked in, I'll also donate.

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