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gender illusionist posted:Darwin at work. Let it happen. No, see, his life has already been saved, it's other people he wants to die.
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Jose posted:ok this is my favourite trump related tweet yet since the press will absolutely let it happen for ratings Gee, if only there were some kind of position in the White House that has traditionally held strong contacts with the media and spoken to reporters about their stories before they publish them...
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Apr 30, 2017 19:55
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It was confirmed by the Obama administration that Slick Willy would have been "First Gentlemen" and the idea that the same man who was impeached for getting a hummer in the Oval Office from his assistant and cumming all over her dress 16 years ago would then not only be allowed back in the White House, but his official title being 'The First Gentlemen" is probably the biggest LoL we could have expected from Hilary. Like I assume that's the same timeline as AIDS Vaccine, free Global hi-speed wifi and jet boots. Approximately how many days has Melanie been in the same place as Trump?
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Bust Rodd posted:Approximately how many days has Melanie been in the same place as Trump? Without cameras? @2 minutes. Source: Barron.
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Apr 30, 2017 20:12
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Eventually America will leave the 1990's.
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Apr 30, 2017 20:20
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Yo guys it's my IRL birthday tomorrow and I would really love if someone could make me a medium speed avatar GIF of Trump's face morphing to human being dog, then briefly to the taco bowl, then back to his face. I put my faith in the lols
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Apr 30, 2017 20:24
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Remember when Republicans were furious that Obama tried to normalize relations with Cuba because the US shouldn't be extending favors to dictators? because they're awful quiet now that Trump invited Duterte LOL
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Apr 30, 2017 20:32
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Skypie posted:Remember when Republicans were furious that Obama tried to normalize relations with Cuba because the US shouldn't be extending favors to dictators? Yeah but that was a left wing dictatorship. Propping up right wing dictatorships is an American tradition.
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Apr 30, 2017 20:36
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Jel Shaker posted:Eventually America will leave the 1990's. Monkey's Paw result: We've gone back to the 80's
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1redflag posted:Monkey's Paw result: We've gone back to the 80's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDKA97GcGpM
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Apr 30, 2017 20:51
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Reporters doing everything in their power to not lol immensely @ Trump's antics is almost as funny as Trump's antics.
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Apr 30, 2017 21:07
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Jedah posted:girlfriend's parents are devout trump supporters, her dad loves telling me about george soros, and his vast criminal empire, etc. Your FIL will never respect you until you laugh in his face while he's red in the face angry.
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Apr 30, 2017 21:53
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If you can handle some graphic images, this article about the man Trump likes so much that he is coming to White House is stunning. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/07/world/asia/rodrigo-duterte-philippines-drugs-killings.html?ref=oembed&_r=0 Some excerpts quote:Some bodies were found on the streets with their heads wrapped in packing tape. Others were left with crude cardboard signs labeling victims as dealers or addicts. quote:In poorer districts, the police grab teenage boys and men off the street, run background checks, make arrests and sometimes shoot to kill. quote:His niece said they found a cardboard sign saying “Pusher at Adik Wag Tularan” — “Don’t be a pusher and an addict like him” — as they were cleaning Mr. Cruz’s blood from the floor near the family’s altar,
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Apr 30, 2017 21:57
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https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/858455688779112449 This guy is wearing a skinhead shirt https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/858454114459693056 Good rally tbh
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Apr 30, 2017 21:58
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Apr 30, 2017 22:41
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turn off the TV posted:https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/858455688779112449 Bigly lols here since the second trump was elected he was like "weeeeellll maybe she shouldn't go to jail" E: also three neck rolls, truly the master race
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Apr 30, 2017 22:44
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guys we're the superior race *clings to ideology and iconography of a group that got crushed by the rest of the world* also hitler killed himself 72 years ago today lol
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Apr 30, 2017 22:45
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good riddance imho, he was a bit of a wanker
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dick wizard posted:Your FIL will never respect you until you laugh in his face while he's red in the face angry. But honestly, how does an adult male walk into a screen door, and their first impulse is to IMMEDIATELY blame someone else? It's almost fascinating. The sun was up, so the screen door was completely visible. There's no good explanation for it, unless, say, you're blind (he isn't), intellectually disabled in some capacity (possible, we're talking about a George Soros conspiracy theorist), or just flat-out not at all paying attention to what you're doing. Or wait, no, it must have been my fault instead.  I truly didn't understand how his baby boomer brain jumped from "A to B to C" (cause and effect) without ever acknowledging any shred of personal responsibility whatsoever. And I couldn't help but draw a parallel to Trump, a person who loves to divert blame onto somebody else.
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Apr 30, 2017 23:17
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If we install a screen door on the White House, maybe Trump will become confused by what he perceives as some kind of invisible barrier and give up being president and go home.
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Jedah posted:Oh don't worry, he won't ever respect me, I'm a liberal millennial who listens to NPR, and he's a pissed-off baby boomer who loves conservative talk radio. lol Though it was not a lol at Trump's presidency per se, I did lol at your initial post. So thank you.
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Shadow0 posted:..Trump will.. give up being president and go home. But we don't want that?
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We must secure the existence of the three neckrolls and a future for our mom jeans.
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Groovelord Neato posted:guys we're the superior race *clings to ideology and iconography of a group that got crushed by the rest of the world* He was also a incel, what's up with right wing weirdos being incels?
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Jedah posted:girlfriend's parents are devout trump supporters, her dad loves telling me about george soros, and his vast criminal empire, etc. This is very funny haha
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Jedah posted:But honestly, how does an adult male walk into a screen door, and their first impulse is to IMMEDIATELY blame someone else? It's almost fascinating. My 4 year old does this. In fact, my 4yo shares a lot of traits with boomers which tells me they've just have had it too loving easy their entire lives. Sorry your FIL is such a dick. When mine does that poo poo I either get really over the top aggressive and send the energy level in the house thru the ceiling or I lie in a really obvious way like, "I left it open. I always leave it open. The only person I've ever seen close it is (mother in laws name) and you," as I close it infront of them.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/philippines-rodrigo-duterte-american-idiots-three-out-of-five-united-states-us-a7492941.html “The problem with these white people,” Mr Duterte told an audience in mixed English and Tagalog on Thursday, “these American blockheads, is that for every five Americans, three out of five are idiots, and only two are in their right minds". “You Americans should just shut up,” https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/30/us/politics/trump-duterte.html “By essentially endorsing Duterte’s murderous war on drugs, Trump is now morally complicit in future killings,” said John Sifton, the Asia director of Human Rights Watch. “Although the traits of his personality likely make it impossible, Trump should be ashamed of himself.”
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Jedah posted:Oh don't worry, he won't ever respect me, I'm a liberal millennial who listens to NPR, and he's a pissed-off baby boomer who loves conservative talk radio. lol You seem obsessed over this. Move out of their house.
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The real lols will come when Duterte invites Trump over to Manila and he gets shot immediately for suspicion of taking drugs.
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murderous thug calls people calling him a murderous thug idiots. lol
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Groovelord Neato posted:murderous thug calls people calling him a murderous thug idiots. lol My favorite part are the comments that are going, 'yeah, he's right! americans are brutal thugs!' not realizing they're agreeing with a guy who is saying americans aren't violent enough lol
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turn off the TV posted:https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/858455688779112449 Just play the hits
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https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/858653541094879232 Almost four months in and our fat retard prez is still rallying. Doesn't seem like he realizes he should be in the "Making America Great Again" phase now.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/philippines-rodrigo-duterte-american-idiots-three-out-of-five-united-states-us-a7492941.html Bigly lol at that burn
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Kim Jong-un should just give Trump a call and compliment him on his huge election victory and Trump would tweet out "North Korea just wants nuclear arms for protection, and believe me in this world you need them. Smart!"
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