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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

grumplestiltzkin posted:



I'm gonna guess that when you have problems keeping positions staffed with qualified candidates, you're not paying enough money.

edit: At this point, you could probably just straight up kill nearly every single person working in wall street and the world would probably become a better place.

This is really stupid for obvious reasons.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Millennial Sexlord posted:

This is really stupid for obvious reasons.

You’re going to have to make a better argument than that, Mr Moneybags.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Platystemon posted:

You’re going to have to make a better argument than that, Mr Moneybags.

ductonius
Apr 9, 2007
I heard there's a cream for that...

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

That's not how capitalism works.

Shares that have a guaranteed dividend exist but they're issued by utilities, not airlines. The shareholders getting paid out after employees is exactly how capitalism works in this case.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

CommissarMega posted:

Does anyone have a link to the original Grover thread? I keep on hearing about it, but I've never seen it myself.

oh to experience it for the first time again. Sadly the image links are as dead as the building inspector but live on partially in imgur. Imagine a man going to adjust the thermostat, tripping on his uneven stairs, and flying out the window onto a barbecue grill forever.

Though when it comes to goon projects, Fyre Festival reminds me more of the Hawaiian libertopia that collapsed due to rampant yeast infections

EDIT: lol this is never not funny

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT6XziIQ5RI

:lol:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Rev. Bleech_ posted:

oh to experience it for the first time again. Sadly the image links are as dead as the building inspector but live on partially in imgur. Imagine a man going to adjust the thermostat, tripping on his uneven stairs, and flying out the window onto a barbecue grill forever.

Though when it comes to goon projects, Fyre Festival reminds me more of the Hawaiian libertopia that collapsed due to rampant yeast infections

EDIT: lol this is never not funny


:grovertoot:

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

I just want to see the part of the thread where someone posts this smiley for the first times and everyone loses their poo poo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Rolo posted:

I just want to see the part of the thread where someone posts this smiley for the first times and everyone loses their poo poo.

Sadly it was made well after the Grover thread had ended. Like I'm pretty sure that smilie was made just this last year.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
Yeah it was fairly recently in the quotes or saga thread. Some jokes about how obscure it is and that no one will get the joke. Brings a tear to my eye to see it used well.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

'Tron Guy' of Internet Fame whines about how a convention he attends doesn't have safe spaces for his political beliefs.

"B-b-b-but I travel 1600 miles and your unisex bathrooms scare me!" The crying is delicious.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



As previously stated in this thread, Queensland is the Florida of Australia.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/8YZ4Yer.gifv

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Man I really just don't get the "I'm being oppressed" attitude in response to things like unisex bathrooms and consent posters.

My attitude of consent not being important should be respected! I mean... how do you even...

Sad to see Tron Guy of all people speaking out like that.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Well he did embarrass himself on the internet 20 years ago. That has to count for something.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Geeks with guns is certainly a name.

https://2016.penguicon.org/special-event-spotlight-geeks-with-guns/

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Background for non-Australians: you want to kick it between the big posts, not into them.

https://twitter.com/AFL/status/858200403338448897

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
Choosing the right ones to put it between is important also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZyKGrp6Ok

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Some of the Sheep posted:

Choosing the right ones to put it between is important also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZyKGrp6Ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa7R9xGDTCE

Kick it in your goals also

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
This is why we make football better in the states by leaving the kicking up to the specialists.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
The greatest football fumble of all time;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGLwPrX6qpw

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Canadians are not immune to epically flubbed kicks either, but with a twist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqJbLDu9l2Q&t=390s

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



that kid woulda died if dad hadn't put his foot out in the nick of time

hero dad

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxUM4dz4JU

hero dad

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

I know the batter is out (har har), but what would be the ruling on the runner?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I know the batter is out (har har), but what would be the ruling on the runner?

Safe. It's not the runner's fault that the catcher is a dumbass. (And I don't think the batter is interfering because he's in the box where he's supposed to be.)

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Once again, hockey players are the toughest and would never let their team down like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Stex T posted:

Once again, hockey players are the toughest and would never let their team down like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U

Oh my god that's brutal. It's one thing to miss an empty net at point-blank range, but this one also leads to a goal on the other end that saves the game for the opponent. Please tell me that the Oilers went on to win the game, because that would be a schad-gasm.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

So much going on here, but that is an amazing spout of alcohol slamming the ceiling.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Railing Kill posted:

Oh my god that's brutal. It's one thing to miss an empty net at point-blank range, but this one also leads to a goal on the other end that saves the game for the opponent. Please tell me that the Oilers went on to win the game, because that would be a schad-gasm.

Sorry, but the Oilers lost in the shootout. So close yet so far.

As a make up, that guy was the 1st overall in the year he was drafted!

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011



oh yeah, third world hellholes and their police states really make me smile

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I know the batter is out (har har), but what would be the ruling on the runner?

This is all on the idiot catcher, when the ball hits the plate the batter stands up straighter and stops moving cause he knows the catcher's going to throw and he's making himself stationary so he won't get hit, but the catcher threw it right into his groin and tried to get the Umpire to throw him out for interference. You can just barely see it at the end of the clip but the Umpire is motioning exasperatedly at the guy rolling around on the ground.

Later that game the catcher did a take-out slide into someone who already had their knee blown out the year previous by a take-out slide, the team replaced said catcher the next game.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

ravenkult posted:

oh yeah, third world hellholes and their police states really make me smile

You can tell pretty much everything you need to know about someone on a base level by what they laugh at.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Eh, sticking your hand in a fire, attacking a dude in body armour when he's also got a shotgun, both thread worthy.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


ravenkult posted:

oh yeah, third world hellholes and their police states really make me smile

rear end in a top hat running up and shoving a guy wearing body armor and carrying a firearm that was walking away got what he deserved.



If that idiot was standing on a sidewalk protesting peacefully then it would be a problem. That is not what happened.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Genocide Tendency posted:

rear end in a top hat running up and shoving a guy wearing body armor and carrying a firearm that was walking away got what he deserved.


"but have you considered the armored cop who got lightly shoved is the real victim here?"

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Genocide Tendency posted:

rear end in a top hat running up and shoving a guy wearing body armor and carrying a firearm that was walking away got what he deserved.



If that idiot was standing on a sidewalk protesting peacefully then it would be a problem. That is not what happened.

Israeli spotted

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Is that even a lethal round?

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