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Post your grooming details, obviously we also want to hear about your pubes Tower 7 was destroyed by the Federal Reserve. tastefully arranged labia posted:I think the chicken thing is dumb but this was a novel idea Zeris fucked around with this message at 02:42 on May 11, 2017 |
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I shave everything but my balls, and my pubes started going grey years ago during the bad times so now I call my cock mister miyagi because the ball beard makes my cock a dead ringer for him. I'm wearing a wire at all times as part of my probation agreement.
Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:16 on May 1, 2017 |
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I'm a hairy ape man I'll have to shave my beard in about two weeks when my part time gig starts up
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# ? May 1, 2017 04:13 |
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bald/big beard and look good with it too. well, as good as I can look. I have a hairline that most resembles middle school science teacher and I can grow a righteous beard.
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# ? May 1, 2017 04:19 |
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Bald/medium beard but I'm no Tom Hardy Used to look a lot like Mr bald/long beard there for a while Edit: I went full hipster with unscented oil and a wooden comb because I wanted to see the difference it made. 10/10 would tame the jungle of Italian facial hair with wood scented poo poo I was sent by mistake And holy poo poo just shaving my head looks so much better than the "thinning jack Nicholson" I was genetically granted Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 1, 2017 |
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My hair still complies with AR 670-1, medium fade, not because I'm moto or anything, but because I've always just done it myself with clippers at home. Beats paying whatever a haircut costs.
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# ? May 1, 2017 04:24 |
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The long hair / clean beard pic I used is actually a selfie I know three federal agents who deployed plastic explosives on tower seven.
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# ? May 1, 2017 04:28 |
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Full on Jew fro here head hair wise; that's where I hide my wire. And a beard that I recently shaved.
LtCol J. Krusinski fucked around with this message at 04:32 on May 1, 2017 |
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Damnit
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Zeris posted:Damnit Gotta move faster.
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I respect the hustle
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Zeris posted:I respect the hustle
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What if I'm just lazy as gently caress and only shave every few days does that count as scruff????
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# ? May 1, 2017 04:45 |
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I do keep my mustache off of my lips, though. It's big and bushy as well but well trimmed. I can't stand when people have hairs all over their lip.
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# ? May 1, 2017 04:59 |
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Medium hair no beard. My beard game is terrible.
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Medium hair no beard. My beard game is terrible. I can get a decent stubble going but anything more and my cheeks get real patchy
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If I shave completely, I look 12. gently caress cutting my hair for as long as I can stand it. 1 year free.
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# ? May 1, 2017 05:45 |
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I can't grow a beard for poo poo which is nice since I only have to shave like once a week or so.
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# ? May 1, 2017 05:54 |
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Beard status: long, but not Jason Mamoa-looking dude long.
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# ? May 1, 2017 06:17 |
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can't afford new razors, shaving once a week, so some scruff habitually
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Keep 'em coming. This is for SCIENCE. Need more numbers so that it doesn't look like rear end. e: yo it's like 6 the morning gently caress ahahaha
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Reverand maynard posted:I can't grow a beard for poo poo which is nice since I only have to shave like once a week or so. I thought this for years, I went weeks trying to get even the barest bumfluff on my chin. Then my partner just said grow it, leave it alone, bear with it. Now I look like Grizzly Adams. Seriously it took me 50 years to get the patience just to leave the thing to grow naturally and once it gets started it just goes mental. I also went completely bald in my early 20s so it's nice to be able to have something to shampoo and condition again :bigtran:
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short hair short beard it's all i can get away with working in yachting
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Two Finger posted:short hair short beard lice?
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Long beard, medium hair. The longest reaches of my beard go down past my nips and I haven't cut my hair since September.
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I rock the Satan for a beard, sometimes I grow the rest out to look like homeless Mark Hamill. But Im also going bald so I keep my hair buzzed, with the occasional bic job. If I weren't going bald I would look like a cast member from Vikings.
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As I look at the chart again I'm not quite long beard territory but I'm longer than the medium beards. PER MOD REQUEST WARNING CONTAINS GINGER BEARD Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 14:33 on May 1, 2017 |
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NSFW that poo poo
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# ? May 1, 2017 14:30 |
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Since I only shave like 1-2 times a week I said gently caress it I put down for scruff/short-med. I can't stand having long hair I just don't have the right kind to make it look good and long hair is a pain in the rear end anyways.
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# ? May 1, 2017 15:07 |
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It was a joke based on the disconcerting premise that your face resembles female genitalia.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Long beard, medium hair. I don't take good enough care of mine for it to grow that long. :/ It's about two inches below the knot of a tie, if I had to wear a tie.
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I voted for what I wanted, not what I am currently allowed to have in the coast guard.
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Burt posted:I thought this for years, I went weeks trying to get even the barest bumfluff on my chin. Then my partner just said grow it, leave it alone, bear with it. Nah, I didn't shave for a long time after I got out its just that it grows in like a chin strap.
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ElMaligno posted:I voted for what I wanted, not what I am currently allowed to have in the coast guard. No such gender as transbeard
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Any guy that says they jealous of my beard also doesn't have my donut receding hairline so I tell them they're lucky. Yeah I can grow a nice beard, but I'll never have decent hair on my head again.
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# ? May 1, 2017 16:19 |
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Maudlin gingers ITT
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# ? May 1, 2017 16:24 |
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Almost done with the abuse, sorry, I had a staggering weekend and am projecting my self loathing
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# ? May 1, 2017 16:24 |
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Usually have a long beard, going bald with like a peak in the middle like my dad. Recently shaved it all off and letting it grow back in. This time I'm just going to keep buzz cutting my head because it looks like poo poo if I'm not bald. Gonna try to keep good care of my beard and use that beard balm and brush my girlfriend got me for christmas.
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tastefully arranged labia posted:No such gender as transbeard I can grow a really good beard, but I cant because I am active duty. Does this mean I am in the bearded closet until I dd214 out?
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Medium/Scruff A lot of my beard is graying now but my hair is maintaining color
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