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Absurd Alhazred posted:Are those raw collard greens? Its next level paleo
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verymoldy posted:This thread is fascinating for many reasons, but my favorite is people who either willingly or earnestly misidentify common as gently caress foods. Absurd Alhazred posted:Are those raw collard greens? 
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May 1, 2017 04:29
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So are they kale, the inferior collard green beloved by hippies?
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May 1, 2017 04:30
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I'm gonna guess maybe dandelions? I've never checked to see if they grow with a common root like that.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:So are they kale, the inferior collard green beloved by hippies?  What the gently caress dude
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Millennial Sexlord posted:
It's shrimp, isn't it?  Seriously, though, what is that?
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May 1, 2017 04:49
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curly endive????? http://www.epicurious.com/archive/seasonalcooking/farmtotable/visualguidesaladgreens I loving hate 'mizuna' it ruins every salad it touches
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The Snoo posted:curly endive????? gently caress I want a green salad now.
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May 1, 2017 04:53
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it looks like a dandelion with other poo poo thrown in but  salads are good and I should grow dandelions to put in my salads...
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May 1, 2017 04:57
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IT'S A SMALL PASTRY GOD
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May 1, 2017 05:05
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What the gently caress guys. It isn't dandelion either. How do you not know what that poo poo looks like?
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Millennial Sexlord posted:What the gently caress guys. It isn't dandelion either. How do you not know what that poo poo looks like? Lol I think that's the same image I stuck on the Pillsbury can in that magical thread
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The Bloop posted:Lol I think that's the same image I stuck on the Pillsbury can in that magical thread Holy poo poo it is lol 
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May 1, 2017 05:33
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I made clotted cream. Delicious, but it looks like a giant blister when it comes out of the oven
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May 2, 2017 01:17
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Mods, please change my name to Radical Sandwich Anarchist, tia
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May 2, 2017 01:20
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Goddamnit I was just coming here to post that. Have an anarchy sandwich as a reward, you monster
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Dave Grool posted:I made clotted cream. Delicious, but it looks like a giant blister when it comes out of the oven There has to be a better name than "clotted cream"? Sounds like something a doctor might have to remove.
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Megabound posted:They'll start to coalesce and soon Tumblr blogs will be popping up complaining about "palate privilege", making posts and how modern cuisine is deeply offensive to the true master race of people whose taste never evolved past age 7. Did it feel good inventing something to be mad about
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RoboRodent posted:Mods, please change my name to Radical Sandwich Anarchist, tia Too late Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 02:33 on May 2, 2017 |
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I'd kill for some lychee yogurt right now.
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May 2, 2017 04:31
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^ that's durian and Would harder than anything nishi koichi has a new favorite as of 04:40 on May 2, 2017 |
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To be fair, that should be a really simple request and if people frequently get it wrong then those people are loving idiots. God dammit, no! A sandwich is food in or on bread! Everything in the first two columns, yes. Nothing in the last column. But also the ingredients don't have to be savoury, what sort of bullshit is that? Have you never heard of a jam sandwich? Honey? Nutella? And the bread doesn't need to be on both sides. Open sandwiches and pizzas are still sandwiches. 
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Tiggum posted:To be fair, that should be a really simple request and if people frequently get it wrong then those people are loving idiots. Also being fair, this is also likely the kind of moron who orders it as "I want a cheeseburger but with nothing but meat and bread". An old favorite McDonald's story from my friends who worked there at school was when one of the full-timer old ladies got into an extended argument over "WHERE ARE MY TWO CHEESEBURGERS WITH NO CHEESE" because one of the line cooks was too clever and just made hamburgers. Like, she had to be convinced that a hamburger was a cheeseburger without cheese.
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skrapp mettle posted:
I'm a Sandwich Fourierian Socialist. Bring enough for the whole phalanx or gtfo. 
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Tiggum posted:To be fair, that should be a really simple request and if people frequently get it wrong then those people are loving idiots. Is garlic bread a sandwich?
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Tiggum posted:To be fair, that should be a really simple request and if people frequently get it wrong then those people are loving idiots. A pizza is a stew.
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May 2, 2017 05:27
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where do pork pies fall on the sandwich spectrum?
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Dave Grool posted:I made clotted cream. Delicious, but it looks like a giant blister when it comes out of the oven Looks horrible, has the worst name of any food ever, but loving would. I'm also a recovering picky eater. It's hard, but you can force yourself to enjoy foods. Or even if not enjoy, at least tolerate. There's still foods I don't like to eat on their own (for example, asparagus) but I'll shovel it down with potatoes or a good sauce. It's taken me about five years, but I've gone from raw greens triggering my gag reflex to happily horking down enormous salads for lunch. Some picky eaters don't loving TRY and it's embarrassing. My youngest brother is just like those facebook people. He only eats chicken nuggets and (plain, steamed)broccoli, I swear to god. At least one of the things he eats is healthy. vv I really wish I knew! I only know that until I was about 23, salads made me gag. Lettuce? No THANK you. And then I decided that it was bullshit, I need to be an adult and eat a vegetable and made myself power through it, and now I don't have any issue with raw greens. Finding dressings I liked helped (I was always too picky for ranch, but turns out I like sweet-sour vinaigrettes). big dyke energy has a new favorite as of 05:57 on May 2, 2017 |
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I'm curious as to what triggers a gag reflex/food aversion to raw vegetables and certain textures, I don't have any of that but my husband does and it's frustrating sometimes. I've managed to cook things so they have a better texture (onions cooked until the crunch is gone [but he eats apples and it's like the same texture??], homemade kale chips, marinating and dehydrating zucchini slices into chips, etc.) but I don't get poo poo like how he dislikes tomatoes but eats pizza or enjoys my chili that's full of tomato and peppers???? like I know certain things literally make him nauseous or throw up but I can't understand it personally  thank gently caress for kale chips tbh I don't think he'd eaten anything green in the decade before we met e: or like he won't test pasta by eating it and can't handle plain/just buttered pasta (gotta have the ol shakey cheese on it but I add spices and poo poo to it at least) but he'll eat ramen noodles sautéed in soy sauce and garlic??? they're the same texture! augh! snoo has a new favorite as of 05:58 on May 2, 2017 |
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Away all Goats posted:Is garlic bread a sandwich? I believe it's half an open faced sandwich.
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Chips and salsa is a sandwich.
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Every food with a slab of something that is mostly carbohydrates is a sandwich.
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Picnic Princess posted:Every food with a slab of something that is mostly carbohydrates is a sandwich.  ?
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Tiggum posted:Wait, what? If a cheeseburger is just a hamburger + cheese, what did the line cook do that the customer didn't like? Oh no it wasn't the customer with a problem, it was the confused ancient register lady. They didn't wrap them as cheeseburgers (yellow wrapper) with the "special order" slip noting no cheese, they just made two hamburgers (white wrapper). The customer as far as I know had no problems with this, but they probably wondered why it took so long to get their food.
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