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yeah I eat rear end posted:The fact that the leader of our country can even ask a question so utterly stupid as "why was there the Civil War?" is baffling to me, but I know he will say something even dumber within the next week to make that look scholarly. i suspect he might be dimwitted
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Every single thing that comes out of Trump's mouth is so loving stupid. There are millions of people in this country who can hear that stream of bullshit and think "yeah this is fine" and we still consider them human beings. lmao
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May 1, 2017 15:14
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i hope he refers to it as "the war of northern aggression" at some point
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May 1, 2017 15:16
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Hammerite posted:i hope he refers to it as "the war of northern aggression" at some point There are a lot of killers. You think the north's so innocent?
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May 1, 2017 15:34
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yeah I eat rear end posted:There are a lot of killers. You think the north's so innocent? I think the south should pipe down a bit. Sherman's March 2 will make the first one look like a walk in the park.
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May 1, 2017 15:38
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not sure i will be able to recover from this lol
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May 1, 2017 15:46
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:I think the south should pipe down a bit. most of the military is made up of the poor and disenfranchised and led by crazy right wing religious nutjobs and the only people generally proud to be military are from the south what im sayin is im thinking it'd look more 1812 than sherman or at least a random march onto a northern metro area to burn those filthy liberals or something
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May 1, 2017 15:49
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ephex posted:not sure i will be able to recover from this lol i'm just now able to hear this and what the gently caress this guy is a retard lmao
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May 1, 2017 15:50
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https://twitter.com/CBSThisMorning/status/859018038510854146 lol
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May 1, 2017 15:53
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Did Trump's father let him skip school to bang hired prostitutes?
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May 1, 2017 15:58
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i can't believe the president of the US asked why there was a civil war lol
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May 1, 2017 15:58
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I'm convinced that the Democrats should have just bankrolled hours of on the record, taped interviews with Trump.
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May 1, 2017 16:02
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A compilation of lols: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-claims/
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May 1, 2017 16:04
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Jose posted:i can't believe the president of the US asked why there was a civil war lol I mean.. it could be rhetorical.. lol ephex posted:A compilation of lols: they're calling it Pinnochio ratings? thats pretty lame. TYPICAL LIBERALS. i would call it Lying rear end Bitchbaby rating Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 16:09 on May 1, 2017 |
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May 1, 2017 16:06
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That was my 7 year old's answer when I explained poverty to him. "Yeah, dad, but the thing is... you think about poor people, and it's like, 'why'?" And that's when I knew he would be a Republican.
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May 1, 2017 16:09
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ElGroucho posted:That was my 7 year old's answer when I explained poverty to him. take him to the nearest mountain and abandon him
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May 1, 2017 16:11
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Way ahead of you, buddy
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May 1, 2017 16:10
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he actually trolls people with a big red button https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCvki-_CFmY
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May 1, 2017 16:11
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ephex posted:A compilation of lols: "Trump takes credit for the lowered cost [of the F-35 planes], but the Pentagon had announced cost reductions of roughly $600 million on the F-35 before Trump began meeting with Lockheed Martin’s chief executive. Trump over time keeps increasing the money he allegedly saved." lol
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May 1, 2017 16:13
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Jose posted:i can't believe the president of the US asked why there was a civil war lol A house divided against itself cannot stand -A. Lincoln Why? D. Trump
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May 1, 2017 16:15
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Drunk & Ugly posted:take him to the nearest mountain and abandon him That didn't work out very well for King Laius.
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May 1, 2017 16:17
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feed this directly into my bloodstream good god lol
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May 1, 2017 16:20
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moller posted:That didn't work out very well for King Laius. hey other goon dont do it he'll kill you and bang his mom according to this wikipedia. this is some disturbing poo poo!!
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May 1, 2017 16:28
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if country, why war? 🤔
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May 1, 2017 16:29
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That's why exposure is for chumps. You wanna infanticide, you gotta man up and dash your little ones upon the rocks.
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May 1, 2017 16:33
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Drunk & Ugly posted:hey other goon dont do it he'll kill you and bang his mom according to this wikipedia. this is some disturbing poo poo!! lol
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May 1, 2017 16:38
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Coke or Pepsi now? No matter how much I hear about this button it never ceases to surprise me, and I am damned by the realization that I will always want more. It will never be enough. This Coke button will destroy me.
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May 1, 2017 16:39
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Cthulu Carl posted:That's why exposure is for chumps. You wanna infanticide, you gotta man up and dash your little ones upon the rocks. Is this the Republican replacement for Planned Parenthood?
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May 1, 2017 16:39
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I was planning on just emotionally abandoning him, like a true American
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May 1, 2017 16:41
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https://twitter.com/peterbrack/stat...%3Dde60bb6a88a0 https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/859043052442275840?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
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May 1, 2017 16:41
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His mouth is like a blowup doll when he speaks. It's horrifying.
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May 1, 2017 16:41
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Isn't the Philippines the most corrupt country in the world by any reliable metric, or is that just my imagination
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May 1, 2017 16:44
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Shadow0 posted:Is this the Republican replacement for Planned Parenthood? If it is, lemme just copyright the slogan for the PSA campaign. "If you can't see brain, you gotta swing 'em again!" Donald, make me Surgeon General, tia.
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May 1, 2017 16:47
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/07/world/asia/rodrigo-duterte-philippines-drugs-killings.html?ref=oembed&_r=0 He ran on that platform and people elected him to do it so I wouldn't call that corrupt
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May 1, 2017 16:51
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Cthulu Carl posted:Donald, make me Surgeon General, tia. Donny still has a lot of positions left to fill and experience doesn't seem to be a requirement, do you think he'll hire me for any open position I ask for? I guess I'll give him a tweet and find out.
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May 1, 2017 16:52
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mannerup posted:lot of good transcripts this morning, on the obama wiretap claims: Just received a CNN notification about this that reads "Trump cuts off reporter and gestures for him to leave the Oval Office when asked about his unfounded wiretap claims." Good grief it's worse than I thought. What a punk move, lol.
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May 1, 2017 16:54
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Those new transcripts are the best loving way to start off a week. I never doubted the lol-train would stop and it's exceeded my expectations a few times since inauguration day, but today honestly blew me away imagine how many people heard him ask why there was a civil war and thought "huh, that's a great point. Why WAS there a civil war? Seems p dumb if you ask me!" and then went about their day as normal Lotta goons complaining itt about lol overdose. Friends, I've been through the toughest times. I've seen the days when there's not a lol to be had, and our world seems cold and unfunny. My compatriots, my good, good friends: if you overdose on lols, know that it is the best way to die in this cold, dead and gay world
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I think if you transported the Mr. Fantastic character straight out of Fallout: New Vegas and into real life and sat him down with Trump he'd be in charge of NASA after about five minutes.
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