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Volmarias posted:"Ok, the password to the network eff ay are are are are are are are are are tee exclamation point is queue capital pee pound sign dot ell five ess capital kay ampersand capital are capital one" my wifi password is "ok google order six tons of nailpolish"
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May 1, 2017 13:39
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lol is there a way to get alexa/google/whatever to read out public wifi networks can i name my wifi network "ok google buy big dick daddy dongers dongarium"
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May 1, 2017 13:44
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brb looking for ways to exploit alexa's text-to-speech doohickey to make it order things from itself
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May 1, 2017 13:57
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Bulgakov posted:lotta underpaid people in some asian nation about to see a bunch of nude men asking their alexa if the clothes they aren't wearing while their dingle is dangling makes for a good look lol if they use mechanical turk for this
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flakeloaf posted:brb looking for ways to exploit alexa's text-to-speech doohickey to make it order things from itself i remember the very first bypass of Vista's UAC that I ever saw was someone who got it to trigger voice control and then played "click OK" through the speakers 
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May 1, 2017 14:15
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ate all the Oreos posted:lol is there a way to get alexa/google/whatever to read out public wifi networks it sends you a text somehow and this is somehow easier than keeping it on a post-it note because ~reasons~ I guess
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May 1, 2017 14:16
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Munkeymon posted:it sends you a text somehow and this is somehow easier than keeping it on a post-it note because ~reasons~ I guess well then you can just use android's text selection to you know what gently caress it i'll just pay $2 for a day of data
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May 1, 2017 14:23
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isnt the proper networking method of wifi for guests to tell them to gently caress off i only have a terabyte left and it's the 8th of the month?
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May 1, 2017 15:00
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funny Star Wars parody posted:isnt the proper networking method of wifi for guests to tell them to gently caress off i only have a terabyte left and it's the 8th of the month? lol if you have traffic cap
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May 1, 2017 15:03
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Comcast is actively trying to get me to resign my contract so I get a datalimit because currently I'm on an old unlimited plan. I'm looking forward to telling them I'm moving to a different local company for half the price and twice the speed with no data cap
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May 1, 2017 15:05
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ate all the Oreos posted:every loving site has been doing that lately, why is it suddenly a fad it's so useless for 99% of sites something something engagement big data cloud
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May 1, 2017 15:17
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ate all the Oreos posted:every loving site has been doing that lately, why is it suddenly a fad it's so useless for 99% of sites for the 1% it might be the equivalent of rss plus ads, but for everything else its just ads. also its suddenly a fad cause the notifications API was finalized and is reaching more browsers.
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May 1, 2017 15:18
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i thought for notifications to work you had to still have the website open though, so it only worked well for like email sites where you leave it open all the time i guess it's just ads then 
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May 1, 2017 15:20
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there are atleast 2 different html5 notification apis (cause html5 is a retard standard for retards). one is for notifications for open pages and one is for offline notifications.
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May 1, 2017 15:22
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ate all the Oreos posted:i thought for notifications to work you had to still have the website open though, so it only worked well for like email sites where you leave it open all the time to find out, someone among the 7 billion people on this earth should click "accept" on one of those dialogs, but that's not going to happen any time soon.
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May 1, 2017 15:24
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funny Star Wars parody posted:isnt the proper networking method of wifi for guests to tell them to gently caress off i only have a terabyte left and it's the 8th of the month? luv 2 comcast
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May 1, 2017 15:33
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cinci zoo sniper posted:lol if you have traffic cap was about to post this
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May 1, 2017 15:37
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ate all the Oreos posted:i remember the very first bypass of Vista's UAC that I ever saw was someone who got it to trigger voice control and then played "click OK" through the speakers hahahaha secure desktop my rear end
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May 1, 2017 15:53
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Shaggar posted:there are atleast 2 different html5 notification apis (cause html5 is a retard standard for retards). one is for notifications for open pages and one is for offline notifications. seems to make sense to have 2 apis then?
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May 1, 2017 15:55
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one is for notifications-the-UI-element, the other is for notifications-the-network-service
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May 1, 2017 16:02
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they should call one of them messenger
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akadajet posted:seems to make sense to have 2 apis then? they should be 2 different notification modes for a single api.
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May 1, 2017 17:02
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yes, UI widgets should share an API with registration for a network service this is elementary software design, I wish they'd consulted you
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i hope this article is blowing this issue out of proportion, otherwise  anyone running intel platformsSemiAccurate: Remote security exploit in all 2008+ Intel platforms posted:The short version is that every Intel platform with AMT, ISM, and SBT from Nehalem in 2008 to Kaby Lake in 2017 has a remotely exploitable security hole in the ME (Management Engine) not CPU firmware. If this isn’t scary enough news, even if your machine doesn’t have SMT, ISM, or SBT provisioned, it is still vulnerable, just not over the network. For the moment. From what SemiAccurate gathers, there is literally no Intel box made in the last 9+ years that isn’t at risk. This is somewhere between nightmarish and apocalyptic.
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May 1, 2017 17:26
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there are no UI widgets in the html5 notification apis so idk what you're talking about
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May 1, 2017 17:27
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Subjunctive posted:one is for notifications-the-UI-element, the other is for notifications-the-network-service no, they're both for notifications the network service but one is done out of browser.
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May 1, 2017 17:29
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E: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Notifications_API describes the UI API https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Push_API is the network API
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May 1, 2017 17:30
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Mr.Radar posted:i hope this article is blowing this issue out of proportion, otherwise this is going to justify a lot of AMD fanboy's terrible opinions
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May 1, 2017 17:35
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funny Star Wars parody posted:this is going to justify a lot of AMD fanboy's terrible opinions isn't ryzen currently ahead in performance per cost
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May 1, 2017 17:37
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Mr.Radar posted:i hope this article is blowing this issue out of proportion, otherwise lol that's a nice compliment to the ME being exposed and unlocked through all USB3 ports on an intel hub
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May 1, 2017 17:41
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atomicthumbs posted:isn't ryzen currently ahead in performance per cost AMD usually is but then the difference in cost is eroded by the time it takes to sort out your driver issues that in my experience every new game gave me
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May 1, 2017 17:43
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ryzen is a better cost-proposition if your workload benefits from parallelism from a lot of working threads but i5 K series processors are still better money spent for things that don't scale past 4 cores well
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May 1, 2017 17:43
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:things that don't scale past 4 cores well which is approximately everything
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May 1, 2017 17:45
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atomicthumbs posted:isn't ryzen currently ahead in performance per cost
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atomicthumbs posted:isn't ryzen currently ahead in performance per cost not for video games or a lot of other stuff. it is definitely ahead for things like video production and the like
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Mr.Radar posted:i hope this article is blowing this issue out of proportion, otherwise matt garrett seems skeptical about this threat fwiw
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Subjunctive posted:which is approximately everything excuse me, I am an ARMA man
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funny Star Wars parody posted:AMD usually is not for the past few years pre-ryzen really, and still not for video cards iirc
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