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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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for anyone wondering what I was talking about when I said "D&D is a no go zone because they appointed a literally insane mod" read the D&D korea thread from this post forward

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Lmao, people weren't kidding when they said D&D had a tankie mod now. Ahahahahahahahahaha

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Blistex posted:

I don't think that you guys know that Western Civilization is bad, and the sooner that the East eclipses it and causes its downfall, the better. This is inevitably going to happen because of the following reasons...

-North America is sitting on a massive wealth of natural resources
-China is running out of clean drinking water and non-toxic farmland
-The West continues to be the centre of technological innovation
-The US has been, and continues to be the driving force behind popular culture
-China/Japan are starting to feel the effects of massive demographic imbalances regarding age and gender
-China is experiencing a social divide that is only outdone by Gulf States and might be a flash point
-China's economy has been steadily loosing private investment, and the CCP has been trying to offset it with government investment
-Everyone who manages to make enough money to escape. . . escapes.

Oh wait! I mean. . .

-China posts a ton of bullshit economic numbers that contradict themselves
-China's leaders say that they are going to do everything better than anyone else by 2020
-Pseudo-economists in the UK love to fellate the CCP in the British media
-Almost literal retarded people in the US/Canada/Australia believe pseudo-economists in the UK

You posted that in the wrong thread the DnD thread is in the """"Debate""""" and Discussion forum.

:justpost:

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
in an effort to make the forums more comedy and less painfully idiotic, SA modded a vocal person, a person who could not know less information if he tried, to run a forum where you are supposed to actually create arguments based on information

hilarity ensued

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Fojar38 posted:

for anyone wondering what I was talking about when I said "D&D is a no go zone because they appointed a literally insane mod" read the D&D korea thread from this post forward

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520

The new mod is doing good work and I support him.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Fojar38 posted:

Why do policy wonks want to crown Asia king of the world so loving badly

They admire their stereotype of The Inscrutable Oriental's robotic, relentless technocrat (like me, the author) dominated society.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Grand Fromage posted:

They admire their stereotype of The Inscrutable Oriental's robotic, relentless technocrat (like me, the author) dominated society.

I always got the sense that it was a lot lazier than that though, in the sense of "China has the most people, therefore inevitably the world's largest economy"

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

hakimashou posted:

You posted that in the wrong thread the DnD thread is in the """"Debate""""" and Discussion forum.

:justpost:

Hmmmm... I wonder how that would turn out?

The Leper's Colony posted:

PERMA BAN - 04/30/17 07:54pm - Blistex - Posting lies about the glorious DPRK - R. Guyovich - R. Guyovich

D&D is an echo-chamber of retardation where the rational people are drown out by the autistic shrieks of everyone else.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Blistex posted:

Hmmmm... I wonder how that would turn out?


D&D is an echo-chamber of retardation where the rational people are drown out by the autistic shrieks of everyone else.

Just shout over them, I believe in you.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

hakimashou posted:

Just shout over them, I believe in you.

<looks up the VB code required to increase text size to massive and font colour to red>

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

quote:

The return of China, and the 15 other fast-growing non-Western economies, including Indonesia, Thailand, and India, which together account for half the world’s population, is dramatically reconfiguring the global power structure. Within my lifetime, the emerging middle class has gone from virtually nowhere to supplant the established Western middle class as the engine of global growth. Since 1970, Asia’s per capita incomes have increased fivefold. Even in Africa, the world’s worst performing continent, incomes have almost doubled. The West’s median income, meanwhile, has barely shifted in the last half-century. In some parts of Asia, such as Singapore and South Korea, incomes have either overtaken or are level with those in the West. In others, notably India, they still languish at less than a 10th of the Western average. But the direction is clear. If you chart a global economic map, the center of gravity in the 20th century could be found somewhere in the mid-Atlantic, according to the Singaporean economist Danny Quah. That point has now shifted eastwards to Iran. Over the coming decades it will settle at a point somewhere between China and India, in the Himalayas. From the middle of the Atlantic to the roof of the world in 50 years—our generation is present at the re-creation.

wtf does this even mean

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fojar38 posted:

wtf does this even mean

Stop it Fojar! Can't you see this is bad for healthy?

It means that the guy who wrote it can add up population totals from wikipedia

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Measuring the size of an economy by its purchasing-power-parity adjusted GDP seems to me like measuring the size of a pyramid by how many stones it is built from, rather than how tall it is or its total volume.

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Building demolition with Chinese characteristics:

https://streamable.com/c6fb4

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

kimcicle posted:

Building demolition with Chinese characteristics:

https://streamable.com/c6fb4

this nine-storey building is going to get blown up, i think a good distance to observe from is 10 meters away directly across the street. why yes i have been eating and drinking huge amounts of lead since birth, how did you know that??
#我是一个中国人

LentThem fucked around with this message at 07:19 on May 1, 2017

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Got one in China, but unfortunately it is best China, so not as great as hoped for:

https://i.imgur.com/FX6hSol.gifv

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

That was during a typhoon, a little different
Also I live five minutes away from that.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

ladron posted:

can someone summarize what is going on there? Because, much like a place in Bangkok called "Parkland", I have no plans to visit but am morbidly curious...

Well, in the Korea thread the new mod's spent an entire page arguing that the tours in North Korea aren't Government-run, and the guides don't report to their handlers. Now imagine an entire sub-forum run by such people.

e: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE FOJAR :argh:

WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 08:05 on May 1, 2017

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Fojar38 posted:

for anyone wondering what I was talking about when I said "D&D is a no go zone because they appointed a literally insane mod" read the D&D korea thread from this post forward

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520

since we can't actually debate in d&d

R. Guyovich posted:

tours go outside of pyongyang all the time and the assumption a city of millions of people is carefully curated just for us is a mite orientalist

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Are those giant walls and facades? It might have been easier to just build the buildings and collect rent.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


oohhboy posted:

Are those giant walls and facades? It might have been easier to just build the buildings and collect rent.

I always thought you didn't pay rent in perfect socialism land.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

oohhboy posted:

Are those giant walls and facades? It might have been easier to just build the buildings and collect rent.

You can see how each of those thin buildings is facing a major road. Follow this link and trace a path south along the Chungsong Bridge and then east along Tongil Street.

It's almost as if a certain impression is trying to be made...

big time bisexual fucked around with this message at 09:41 on May 1, 2017

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
lmao at least the soviets and chinese actually built their millions of square kilometers of depressing concrete apartment blocks

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Boiled Water posted:

I always thought you didn't pay rent in perfect socialism land.

I don't know if any systems actually implemented that kind of setup, it was probably more like giving out housing vouchers/allowances to workers and then making sure everybody has some kind of job

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1187274/Man-pushes-suicide-jumper-bridge-taking-long.html

LOL

quote:

'I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest,' Lian told Xinhua.

'They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals.'

Chen wanted to kill himself because he had 2 million yuan ($294,000) in debt after a failed construction project, Xinhua reported.

quote:

Chen tumbled 26feet from the bridge to a partially-inflated emergency air cushion that police had - fortunately - had time to place on the ground below during the five preceding hours.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

well to be fair

quote:

He offered to talk Chen down but police refused to let him through a cordon. Determined, Lian pushed through anyway and climbed up to where Chen was sitting.
He greeted the distraught man with a handshake - then gave him a mighty shove.
Chen tumbled 26feet from the bridge to a partially-inflated emergency air cushion that police had - fortunately - had time to place on the ground below during the five preceding hours.
He survived with elbow and spine injuries and is now recovering in hospital, Chinese news agency Xinhua said.
Lian, a broad grin on his face, saluted the dumbfounded crowd as he watched Chen fall.
'I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest,' Lian told Xinhua.

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

wtf does this even mean

Someone applying Clausewitzs centre of gravity to international trade to show whos important at the time.

From memory, so yolo, world trade centred in the mediterean during the greek and roman empires by having the biggest volume and worth of trade, it then moved to the middle east with the new Islamic empires and collapse of the Roman Empires, wandered over again to the Mongol empire, then headed to europe with the renaisance then the atlantic with the conquest of americas then moved to the pacific with the decline of european empires and post decolonisation.

It was used by historians to show who was the great powers, using trade as one of the centres of gravity.

As a historical theory, its a slightly less retarded version of whoever runs Kazahkstan runs the world because its the heart of Eurasia and if you have the heart of Eurasia you can expand and influence towards the middle east, europe, russia, far east etc.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

quote:

Chen tumbled 26feet from the bridge to a partially-inflated emergency air cushion that police had - fortunately - had time to place on the ground below during the five preceding hours.
Five hours to put down a piece of plastic and partially inflate it... I can't fault the guy for finding the process way too slow and giving it a helping hand.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Fasdar posted:

Counterpoint: The United States has a severe nation-scale mental illness and wants to die but lacks the courage to kill itself, and as such, is prone to unpredictable and potentially dangerous behavior.

Hmmm, the US trying to step on my stilo

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!
I don't understand, what is a tankie is it slang for something or a word filter for something?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Lollerich posted:

I don't understand, what is a tankie is it slang for something or a word filter for something?

It's some inside baseball political philosophy poo poo afaik

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Lollerich posted:

I don't understand, what is a tankie is it slang for something or a word filter for something?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tankie

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Lollerich posted:

I don't understand, what is a tankie is it slang for something or a word filter for something?

Unapologetic Stalinist. Term originally referred to western communists who still stood by the USSR after they sent in tanks to crush the Hungarian uprising in 1956.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Fojar38 posted:

for anyone wondering what I was talking about when I said "D&D is a no go zone because they appointed a literally insane mod" read the D&D korea thread from this post forward

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520
The main thing that shocked the heck out of me that Samurai Sanders is still posting. Is every other post of his still about how great Japan is?

E: Wrong word.

Haier fucked around with this message at 17:05 on May 1, 2017

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I've heard people say "this dead-rear end forum" a couple of times. By now only the most hopeless and hardened cases are still posting here. That really begs the question, where else would we be shitposting?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

JaucheCharly posted:

I've heard people say "this dead-rear end forum" a couple of times. By now only the most hopeless and hardened cases are still posting here. That really begs the question, where else would we be shitposting?

It's a dead gay forum thank you very much.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
My Night: Monday, May 1st, 2017 CCPT.

She comes in to my house, gets nervous, and then says she heard guys refuse to have conversation and they only want sex. I told her noooo, not at all. We talked for a little while and then I got up to pee and came back to mostly-naked girl on my bed. We were making out and I tried to put a finger in and she made this loud, painful yelp. She said no man has ever put a finger in her before. I got up to put a condom on. I tried to put my penis inside of her, but she was fighting me every time I attempted. Locking her legs, rolling around, complaining, saying the Metro ride made her feel sick, she didn't eat a snack. I realized she was a virgin.

I asked if she was a virgin. "NO!!! I AM NOT! I met two men before you." I called her a liar. She doubled down and said I didn't know about sex. She rolled over and said no sex tonight, she can only sex her husband that she loves, and she has yet to meet such a man. Also she was hungry.

We watched some Youtubes about Tibetan and Xinjiang protesters getting beaten, and then I googled the Panama Papers stories about Uncle Xi. I said something about "Your president, Uncle Xi," and she said "He's not MY president." Thanks, Obama.
She said she wanted to buy a gun, because how else could the people rise up and overthrow the government? America was smart because they all had guns, but we Chinese don't. I told her about the impending housing bubble crash and the billion other things (besides people) that will destroy this country when the poo poo hits the economic fan, and she thought this will be a good way for the people to start a new revolution. She asked if it was possible for the USA to help China, because they helped Iraq and soon they will help North Korea (totally serious about how she thought it was help). I said no, no American freedom is coming to China. I just told her the government will mow everyone down with whatever gun they please while the regular citizen will be throwing pebbles and iPhones. She said "loving Xi!" about 50 times throughout the whole thing. "What a gently caress!"

As she was leaving, we had this -

*Sees a jar of spicy peanuts*
Her: "What is that? You like that?"
Me: "Yes, it's pretty good."
Her: "You buy Chinese food? Why would you eat Chinese food?"
Me: "What? I live here."
Her: "Do you like Chinese food?"
Me: "You're asking me about Chinese food in my house, which is in China, where I live?"
Her: "Don't eat it."
Me: "What am I going to eat?"
Her: "Foreign food."
Me: "I live in China."
Her: "Ok, I understand."

Edit: I said I wondered if the economic depression China gets into (praying for 2020) will be like the American Great Depression, and I explained many of the problems with that and the suicides and everything closing and Hoovervilles, etc. I said there's no way the government in China will do poo poo but blame foreigners or try to start a war, and maybe it will go back to Mao's famine style of government-ruled anarchy. She asked what I was talking about. What famine? I tried to explain about it. She had no idea. She got even more mad. She asked if it was possible to go outside China and make an army to invade China. I told her to go to Taiwan.

She's 26 or something.

Haier fucked around with this message at 17:34 on May 1, 2017

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I saw this on the front page of reddit. "Lian Xin"

Totally not safe for work (big honkers)
http://i.imgur.com/hriz38m.jpg

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Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

Haier posted:

My Night: Monday, May 1st, 2017 CCPT.

We watched some Youtubes about Tibetan and Xinjiang protesters getting beaten, and then I googled the Panama Papers stories about Uncle Xi. I said something about "Your president, Uncle Xi," and she said "He's not MY president." Thanks, Obama.
She said she wanted to buy a gun, because how else could the people rise up and overthrow the government? America was smart because they all had guns, but we Chinese don't.

And this, at last, is how we lose Haier... thanks for all the memories, buddy. You will be [redacted].

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