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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Where's the update where that op says "actually none of that happened at all lol" Sadly OP never responded nor did their throwaway account ever post anything except what you read.
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MF_James posted:Sadly OP never responded nor did their throwaway account ever post anything except what you read. Hopefully their body self aborted out of shame.
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May 1, 2017 18:59
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I [21 M] wept in my girlfriend's mother's [50F] arms the last night. Feel closer than ever to her, but I feel sad that that moment will never be relived and don't know how to go from here. I felt super awkward reading that, and I ran into my gynecologist at my SO's dad's birthday on Friday, so my family event awkward barometer is pretty high.
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May 1, 2017 19:02
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oh no feelings a bloo bloo
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Bamabalacha posted:I felt super awkward reading that, and I ran into my gynecologist at my SO's dad's birthday on Friday, so my family event awkward barometer is pretty high. that dude is a cautionary tale in what happens if you're nice to people, because you will eventually fall prey to a that dude and he's harder to get rid of than bedbugs
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May 1, 2017 19:05
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He just wants to be loved! I mean, he needs to tone it down a little, but if he's planning on staying with his GF, it's not the worst thing ever to cultivate the relationship with her Mom and have her be his motherly figure. I can see him dragging out the relationship just so he can get some sweet mom notsex-action.
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May 1, 2017 19:07
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I hope Jamie gives that chick grief 24/7 now. 3AM texts "Hey, just letting you know, your boyfriend is NOT plowing me. Because he's not into dudes, of which I am one. BTW, you should consider *makeup tips that I can't be bothered to come up with.*"
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May 1, 2017 19:09
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Does anyone know Jamie's phone number? It's uh, for a friend.
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May 1, 2017 19:11
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I recommend a foundation with undertones of blue to help counteract the green tone your envy gives you.
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May 1, 2017 19:12
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OTOH jealousy seems to make sense considering how many of these stories are about morons making bad decisions on who they cheat with practically out in the open.
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May 1, 2017 19:16
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still searching for the Golden Reddit Post, wherein a 40-year-old guy is nailing his also-40 open relationship wife on the DL while his 25-year-old girlfriend is distracted with spying on the mailman she's convinced he's cheating on her with, based on their having nodded while passing each other one morning.
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May 1, 2017 19:20
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Pvt.Scott posted:Does anyone know Jamie's phone number? It's uh, for a friend. gently caress your friend, Jamie's going to be MY friend.
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May 1, 2017 19:22
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:still searching for the Golden Reddit Post, wherein a 40-year-old guy is nailing his also-40 open relationship wife on the DL while his 25-year-old girlfriend is distracted with spying on the mailman she's convinced he's cheating on her with, based on their having nodded while passing each other one morning. r/relationships is the monkeys and typewriters of human drama
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May 1, 2017 19:25
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Cthulu Carl posted:I wonder how much "Hey, that chick you aspire to be? she's a dude. Like, not even in a 'I don't understand transgender' sense. Nope, he's just a dude to loves girl clothes and make-up" affects the self-confidence of a chick with the OP's problems. It's just so odd that she somehow never pressed the issue enough before that point. "what do you mean one of the guys?!" seems like an obvious follow up to some of those times she was getting angry about it. I'm hoping we're missing how obvious the whole thing was, because the way she writes about it, it was a little odd how they'd essentially say Jamie was a guy, but were always coy about it too? It's just so weird to me that they had several conversations on the topic before it was made clear to her that Jamie was indeed a dude and even that was done in weird way (bf says nothing while getting him to come over to explain). Again, not taking her side at all, the whole thing just seems weird.
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Ouhei posted:It's just so odd that she somehow never pressed the issue enough before that point. "what do you mean one of the guys?!" seems like an obvious follow up to some of those times she was getting angry about it. I'm hoping we're missing how obvious the whole thing was, because the way she writes about it, it was a little odd how they'd essentially say Jamie was a guy, but were always coy about it too? It's just so weird to me that they had several conversations on the topic before it was made clear to her that Jamie was indeed a dude and even that was done in weird way (bf says nothing while getting him to come over to explain). Again, not taking her side at all, the whole thing just seems weird. It's very elaborate and strains credulity.
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May 1, 2017 19:52
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Pick posted:r/relationships is the monkeys and typewriters of human drama it's exactly a volunteer-written telenovela with selective editing instead of amnesia
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May 1, 2017 19:54
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new phone who dis posted:It's very elaborate and strains credulity. It's fanfiction to make a girl look like an rear end in a top hat, while a group of guys are super inclusive.
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May 1, 2017 19:59
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Ouhei posted:It's just so odd that she somehow never pressed the issue enough before that point. "what do you mean one of the guys?!" seems like an obvious follow up to some of those times she was getting angry about it. I'm hoping we're missing how obvious the whole thing was, because the way she writes about it, it was a little odd how they'd essentially say Jamie was a guy, but were always coy about it too? It's just so weird to me that they had several conversations on the topic before it was made clear to her that Jamie was indeed a dude and even that was done in weird way (bf says nothing while getting him to come over to explain). Again, not taking her side at all, the whole thing just seems weird. A lot of liberals thing "being polite about gender" means "never mentioning it ever except coy wink-nudge acknowledgements of the status quo" and that's what this reads like.
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May 1, 2017 19:59
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Yeah thinking about it more it's weird that the boyfriend didn't just say "Jamie's a man" instead of texting them and waiting for them to get there to say "I'm a man.", especially since they later act like it was common knowledge. Hm.
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Ouhei posted:It's just so odd that she somehow never pressed the issue enough before that point. "what do you mean one of the guys?!" seems like an obvious follow up to some of those times she was getting angry about it. I'm hoping we're missing how obvious the whole thing was, because the way she writes about it, it was a little odd how they'd essentially say Jamie was a guy, but were always coy about it too? It's just so weird to me that they had several conversations on the topic before it was made clear to her that Jamie was indeed a dude and even that was done in weird way (bf says nothing while getting him to come over to explain). Again, not taking her side at all, the whole thing just seems weird. You don't break kayfabe unless it is vital or part of the hustle. Tender Bender posted:Yeah thinking about it more it's weird that the boyfriend didn't just say "Jamie's a man" instead of texting them and waiting for them to get there to say "I'm a man.", especially since they later act like it was common knowledge. Hm. They know he's a dude because they've known him forever and they know what he looks like when not all tarted up. Easy to forget other people don't have that advantage.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:It's fanfiction to make a girl look like an rear end in a top hat, while a group of guys are super inclusive.
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Ouhei posted:It's just so odd that she somehow never pressed the issue enough before that point. "what do you mean one of the guys?!" seems like an obvious follow up to some of those times she was getting angry about it. I'm hoping we're missing how obvious the whole thing was, because the way she writes about it, it was a little odd how they'd essentially say Jamie was a guy, but were always coy about it too? It's just so weird to me that they had several conversations on the topic before it was made clear to her that Jamie was indeed a dude and even that was done in weird way (bf says nothing while getting him to come over to explain). Again, not taking her side at all, the whole thing just seems weird. I also don't know how she could be so oblivious so as to not notice Jamie is actually a man in women's clothing. I mean, I've seen some people pull it off really well, but usually after hanging out with them a few times you'll figure it out.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:It's fanfiction to make a girl look like an rear end in a top hat, while a group of guys are super inclusive. The more I think about it, the more I'm agreeing with this. It just all reads as too weird if it's real.
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May 1, 2017 20:10
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May 1, 2017 20:12
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boner confessor posted:plot twist jamie and the BF are loving plot twist it's actually sherlock and watson!! also one of them has a doggo penis. i didn't make the rules. *hoooowl*
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May 1, 2017 20:13
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boner confessor posted:plot twist jamie and the BF are loving Yeah it's either fake or a super elaborate con to make the girl feel like poo poo and stop bothering them because they're loving.
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Tender Bender posted:Yeah thinking about it more it's weird that the boyfriend didn't just say "Jamie's a man" instead of texting them and waiting for them to get there to say "I'm a man.", especially since they later act like it was common knowledge. Hm.
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MF_James posted:I also don't know how she could be so oblivious so as to not notice Jamie is actually a man in women's clothing. I mean, I've seen some people pull it off really well, but usually after hanging out with them a few times you'll figure it out. If he's figured out the difference in walk/cadence, body language and stuff like not splaying your legs or scratching your balls while hocking a loogie, a lot of people aren't all that observant. The GF might have been staring at Jamie, but she was distracted by her seething jealousy and anger.
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Slugworth posted:Yeah, as in the anonymous confessions thread, calling bullshit kind of ruins most of the fun, but this is clearly all bullshit. "Hey, my gf thinks you're a woman, please drop what you're doing and arrive at my door within the time span of our argument to show her your dick". the only improbable part is that they were actually competent enough to orchestrate this, we might just be reading about the most on-the-ball college sophomores ever A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:24 on May 1, 2017 |
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Slugworth posted:Yeah, as in the anonymous confessions thread, calling bullshit kind of ruins most of the fun, but this is clearly all bullshit. "Hey, my gf thinks you're a woman, please drop what you're doing and arrive at my door within the time span of our argument to show her your dick". Also, that fails to address the issue that men are lovely morons with no feelings.
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Ouhei posted:The more I think about it, the more I'm agreeing with this. It just all reads as too weird if it's real. The inclusive group is so perfect, they're exactly like the kids from south park - not seeing why a flag is racist.  It's an interesting story though as it sparks debate. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 20:41 on May 1, 2017 |
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May 1, 2017 20:26
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 Girlfriend (26F) had had 4 abusive ex-boyfriends, how do I (29M) know I'm not just another one? quote:GF and I of 9 months just had our first blow up fight this weekend and I am having trouble processing a lot of thoughts and feelings about it. I need some outside opinions.
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May 1, 2017 20:34
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Girlfriend (26F) had had 4 abusive ex-boyfriends, how do I (29M) know I'm not just another one? Usually you just know you arent an abuser, but I guess you could call the police and see if they feel like they have enough of a case?
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May 1, 2017 20:37
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Well guys ARE all the same, they're all abusive, manipulative monsters. Pick you don't need to post about this one now.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:
that poor woman but lol at how many people pick unnecessary fights over texting habits
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Pick posted:plot twist it's actually sherlock and watson!! also one of them has a doggo penis. i didn't make the rules. *hoooowl* What was that poo poo called? Omegaverse Slashfics or some poo poo, where dudes can also get pregnant by other dudes?
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Batterypowered7 posted:What was that poo poo called? Omegaverse Slashfics or some poo poo, where dudes can also get pregnant by other dudes? Ha ha yeah, Omegaverse. Like they've all got dog penises and a weird caste system, but definitely butt pregnancy is an angle.
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Batterypowered7 posted:What was that poo poo called? Omegaverse Slashfics or some poo poo, where dudes can also get pregnant by other dudes? Where did that poo poo even come from, anyway? Was there like one show or book that actually had this, or did the tumblr hivemind just wake up one morning and think: "how can we change all fanfiction to incorporate gay sex and dogdicks?"
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:
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