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Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Guy Mann posted:

Is a sandwich a suitable tip for the mohel performing your newborn's circumcision?

Only if it's a bacon cheeseburger.

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Open faced sandwiches are more radical departures than pop tarts

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Heath posted:

Open faced sandwiches are more radical departures than pop tarts

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Guy Mann posted:

Is a sandwich a suitable tip for the mohel performing your newborn's circumcision?

Depends. Does the circumcision have beans?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Heath posted:

Open faced sandwiches are more radical departures than pop tarts

To this point, where does cheese on toast sit? I mean, an open-faced sandwich is a sandwich de facto and de jure, so therefore it opens up all sorts of precedence for other single-bread-slice foods to gain entry.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Memento posted:

To this point, where does cheese on toast sit? I mean, an open-faced sandwich is a sandwich de facto and de jure, so therefore it opens up all sorts of precedence for other single-bread-slice foods to gain entry.

ie Steak sandwich

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Trechbuchets behind it all

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


There are very clear and simple sandwich rules: A sandwich is food on or in bread. A hamburger is a sandwich, a hotdog is a sandwich, a pizza is a sandwich, a burrito is a sandwich, a breaded schnitzel is a sandwich, a pie is not a sandwich, an ice-cream is not a sandwich, a potato cake is not a sandwich.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Tiggum posted:

There are very clear and simple sandwich rules: A sandwich is food on or in bread. A hamburger is a sandwich, a hotdog is a sandwich, a pizza is a sandwich, a burrito is a sandwich, a breaded schnitzel is a sandwich, a pie is not a sandwich, an ice-cream is not a sandwich, a potato cake is not a sandwich.

What about a bread bowl of soup?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



walgreenslatino posted:

chicken kiev MUST be sandwiches

loving radical sandiwch artist over here

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves


ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

RFC2324 posted:

What about a bread bowl of soup?

That's a bowl made of bread that you also eat.

I mean seriously dude that also only has two ingredients; bread and soup.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
Is black coffee a sandwich? Is drinking eating?

If both are yes, then I'm eating a sandwich right now.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Wheany posted:

Is black coffee a sandwich? Is drinking eating?

If both are yes, then I'm eating a sandwich right now.

drinking a sandwich you mean

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Wheany posted:

Is black coffee a sandwich? Is drinking eating?

If both are yes, then I'm eating a sandwich right now.

No no you see the rules of language are purely arbitrary ... everytime history on you rebendible sausage mountain.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


RFC2324 posted:

What about a bread bowl of soup?

I think I made the rules pretty clear, it's food in bread therefore it's a sandwich.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
what about clams?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Yestermoment posted:

No no you see the rules of language are purely arbitrary stodgy ivory-tower crap that we doesn't have to worried aboard because everytime history on you rebendible sausage mountain

ftfy

not sure how to feel that I could recall that off the top of my head

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's an incredible versatily phase

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Tiggum posted:

There are very clear and simple sandwich rules: A sandwich is food on or in bread. A hamburger is a sandwich, a hotdog is a sandwich, a pizza is a sandwich, a burrito is a sandwich, a breaded schnitzel is a sandwich, a pie is not a sandwich, an ice-cream is not a sandwich, a potato cake is not a sandwich.

See I was with you for this very simple and concise answer but then you went way loving off the rails with a breaded schnitzel being a sandwich.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Serak posted:

See I was with you for this very simple and concise answer but then you went way loving off the rails with a breaded schnitzel being a sandwich.

I'm sorry, there's no room for ambiguity in this system. Encased in bread? It's a sandwich.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Wheany posted:

Is black coffee a sandwich? Is drinking eating?

If both are yes, then I'm eating a sandwich right now.

Why do you have to being race into it? Jerk.

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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these were funny the first two times and also the time they did it with a cat instead of a person, but not anymore

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Tiggum posted:

I think I made the rules pretty clear, it's food in bread therefore it's a sandwich.

Soup isn't food.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Dabir posted:

Soup isn't food.

So it's a drink? If soup is a drink then what does that make grilled cheese when the cheese melts and is all liquid-y? Or cheesy dressings spread in a sandwich? :psyduck:

cnut
May 3, 2016

I like soup n sammiches.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What is bread? Define it, I dare you.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
We just don't know.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

So it's a drink? If soup is a drink then what does that make grilled cheese when the cheese melts and is all liquid-y? Or cheesy dressings spread in a sandwich? :psyduck:

Soup won't stay between two slices of bread.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Dabir posted:

Soup won't stay between two slices of bread.

Frozen soup will.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I wasn't talking about frozen soup, clearly that's something else. Is ice a drink?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Dabir posted:

I wasn't talking about frozen soup, clearly that's something else. Is ice a drink?

A drink is something that hydrates you, so yes.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Guy Mann posted:

Is a sandwich a suitable tip for the mohel performing your newborn's circumcision?

A mohel is already getting the tip.

The real question is, is an uncircumcised dick a sandwich?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Dabir posted:

I wasn't talking about frozen soup, clearly that's something else. Is ice a drink?

It's the soup that eats like a meal

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

A drink is something that hydrates you, so yes.

Is a liquid diuretic a drink

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Mar 17, 2009

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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It's no fun when they just GIVE you the answer!

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